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Mr. Cyber Otters

@cyberotters.bsky.social

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Golfer. Perpetually semi-retired rugby player. Christian anarchist(?) Very retired Army NCO. Cyber operations professional. Guitar player. Views are mine, likes/RPs/quotes != endorsements

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Mr. Cyber Otters @cyberotters.bsky.social · Feb 18

There's an axiom that we become an amalgam of the 5 people we spend the most time with. Their likes become our likes, their wants become our wants, and their blind spots become our blind spots. So who are the 5 people your AI engine is hanging out with the most? #/?

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Mr. Cyber Otters @cyberotters.bsky.social · 3h

a man in a suit and tie is looking at the camera with the word tabanak above him

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is looking at the camera with the word tabanak above him

media.tenor.com

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Mark @tolecover.bsky.social · 3h

Tigers-Mariners Game 5:

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Mr. Cyber Otters @cyberotters.bsky.social · 3h

I am a drunk East Coast guy and I am not micro sleeping between pitches.

Mr. Cyber Otters @cyberotters.bsky.social · 3h

"Stop double crossing your fade, Tiger. It goes the opposite direction of what you're trying to get off the tee."

Mr. Cyber Otters @cyberotters.bsky.social · 3h

"Have you considered doing the most difficult thing in sports, like, better?"

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Drew Harwell @drewharwell.com · 3h

Military families on day 9 of the shutdown lining up at the food bank

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Mr. Cyber Otters @cyberotters.bsky.social · 3h

I'd prefer to prime my miniatures before I get blood on them.

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Mr. Cyber Otters @cyberotters.bsky.social · 4h

Accepting that while I can play Warhammer 40k while drunk doesn't mean I should wield a hobby knife and build 40k models while drunk is surely an indication of maturity, right?

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Justin Klugh @justinklugh.bsky.social · Nov 10

JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes

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Mr. Cyber Otters @cyberotters.bsky.social · 4h

Stupid giant ballpark and high humidity.

Mr. Cyber Otters @cyberotters.bsky.social · 4h

I recall Mike posting his DA photo after someone called him a five jump chump and he's the definition of "holy shit, man, save some war for the rest of us."

Mr. Cyber Otters @cyberotters.bsky.social · 5h

bsky.app/profile/gpat...

Ghoul Patrick @gpatrick.bsky.social · 9h

Soldiers lined up at the food bank.

Mr. Cyber Otters @cyberotters.bsky.social · 5h

I'm trying to come up with something classier than *jerk-off motion producing so much gain is slightly alters the trajectory of a low-earth orbit satellite* and I'm failing.

But I did try.

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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 10h

This is not a border crossing.
There’s no law that any of us have to show our papers on the interior.

This is a blatant civil rights violation. How is anyone supposed to know whether this man is a real ICE agent or just pretending to be one?!

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Dan Kaszeta FRHistS @dankaszeta.bsky.social · 1d

Use only water or fresh air on tear gas or pepper spray.

No milk, vinegar, antacids, urine, etc. and especially not in eye.

Thank me later,

An actual expert

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Mr. Cyber Otters @cyberotters.bsky.social · 1d

You're in luck, ladies, he's actually Protestant.

Lindsay Beyerstein @beyerstein.bsky.social · 1d

Of all the clerics they could have popped, those ICE idiots had to hit Hot Priest.

Presbyterian minister David Black on CNN, who was shot with pepper balls while praying outside an ICE facility.

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Mr. Cyber Otters @cyberotters.bsky.social · 1d

This Dart kid has some moxie.

Mr. Cyber Otters @cyberotters.bsky.social · 1d

Russell Wilson on the sideline with his helmet on like he's ready to jump in at a moment's notice will never not be infinitely weird.

Mr. Cyber Otters @cyberotters.bsky.social · 1d

a cartoon of homer simpson walking into a crowd

ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson walking into a crowd

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Mr. Cyber Otters @cyberotters.bsky.social · 1d

I guarantee those things have movements in them Invicta wouldn't touch.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Trump Watches commercials are now running regularly on Newsmax

Mr. Cyber Otters @cyberotters.bsky.social · 1d

Martinez. Louisville.

Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 2d

What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?

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Russell the Love Muscle 💪 @rpg-volley.bsky.social · 1d

I’m starting to think this doctor they put at HHS has never delivered a bab-

[touches earpiece]

Oh NO

Oh no no no no NO

Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 1d

"Baby in her placenta"

RFK Jr. Complains About TikTok Video of Woman Taking Tylenol With a 'Baby in Her Placenta'

gizmodo.com

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Mr. Cyber Otters @cyberotters.bsky.social · 1d

Imagine being a SEAL Team 6 person who participated in the raid on UBL and crashing out so hard you're going to wear a bandana and fake being an Antifa member on entertainment news TV.

Like, go on Dancing with the Stars like a proper D-lister, y'dork.

Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 1d

How much does Fox News pay if you go on one of their shows and claim to be a "Former ANTIFA Member"?

Because I'm ready to spill tea on the Real-Housewives-level shenanigans that go down in the 72-story ANTIFA corporate headquarters. Especially by the lab assistants on the Molotov Cocktail floor.

Mr. Cyber Otters @cyberotters.bsky.social · 1d

If I ever imagine myself needing a true dive watch, orange is the only color for me.

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Mr. Cyber Otters @cyberotters.bsky.social · 1d

That's a big honkin' watch. Also, blue dials on dive watches always seem funny to me for the same reason as when the Navy had blue cammies. I want my dive watch to look like anything except the ocean.

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