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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️

@dadjoke8467.bsky.social

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INTJ, ADHD, Dad, Not Funny, CIS, Ally🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ He/Him. Lover of Science Nature, Gardening, the Environment, and Star Wars. Southern Lawn Care Expert. Sic Semper Tyrannis.

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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · May 19

45 trips around the sun

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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 18h

My bank's website is one letter off from a gross German porn site and it's annoying because I keep accidentally visiting my bank's website.

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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 6h

Easier for him to be King

Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 6h

Fine. I’ll just stick to the BBC

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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 13h

This didn’t get enough play the other day

Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 3d

There are always 239 beans in every can of beans. Because one more would make them too farty.

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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 3d

There are always 239 beans in every can of beans. Because one more would make them too farty.

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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 13h

Offer him garlic bread

Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 13h

QOTD: Every Mother’s Day needs a Mother’s Night.

Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 13h

That shit was cash

Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 13h

a group of people are gathered around a table with the words how bout some more beans mr taggot

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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 14h

BeanSense

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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 14h

a person 's finger is touching a pile of black beans and the words it 's beans are visible

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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 14h

I don’t know when to stop. The joke has always been who can take it the furthest.

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Living_in_the_rhyme_light @catharticchaos.bsky.social · 1d

Happy Indigenous Peoples Day clip art with flowers around the text.

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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 14h

I misspoke!

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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 14h

a close up of a man wearing a suit and tie smiling .

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John Collins @logicallyjc.bsky.social · 1d

We need work requirements for Congress.

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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 14h

I thought it was an ASSteroid.

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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 14h

Fart powered tool charger.

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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 14h

The gif I really want is Superman flicking peanuts at bottles of alcohol from Superman 3 but no one likes that movie so I cannot demonstrate proper flicking techniques.