Dad Joke 🏴☠️
@dadjoke8467.bsky.social
INTJ, ADHD, Husband, Dad, Not Funny, CIS, Ally🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ He/Him. Lover of Science Nature, Gardening, the Environment, and Star Wars. Southern Lawn Care Expert. Sic Semper Tyrannis.
Pinned
Comparing accidental thirst trap views to my 3rd lowest from top lawn care views. 🤦🏻♂️ I will not pin accidental thirst trap even if it beats my 77,000 view post. They all deserve to be bonked!
December 8, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Comparing accidental thirst trap views to my 3rd lowest from top lawn care views. 🤦🏻♂️ I will not pin accidental thirst trap even if it beats my 77,000 view post. They all deserve to be bonked!
Chat GPT doesn’t want to help me break into Area 51
“You are not stepping foot past any of those signs.
You are not a sovereign citizen.
You are not traveling.
You are a man in a hoodie who would be greeted by men in sunglasses and guns.”
“You are not stepping foot past any of those signs.
You are not a sovereign citizen.
You are not traveling.
You are a man in a hoodie who would be greeted by men in sunglasses and guns.”
December 8, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Chat GPT doesn’t want to help me break into Area 51
“You are not stepping foot past any of those signs.
You are not a sovereign citizen.
You are not traveling.
You are a man in a hoodie who would be greeted by men in sunglasses and guns.”
“You are not stepping foot past any of those signs.
You are not a sovereign citizen.
You are not traveling.
You are a man in a hoodie who would be greeted by men in sunglasses and guns.”
This morning’s sunrise
December 8, 2025 at 1:56 PM
This morning’s sunrise
My windshield was ice over this morning
December 8, 2025 at 1:53 PM
My windshield was ice over this morning
Normalize men getting massages, facials, and pedicures.
* We have bodies that need care too
* Touch is a basic human need
* Reduces stress
* Regulates mood
* Men deserve to feel good too
* We have bodies that need care too
* Touch is a basic human need
* Reduces stress
* Regulates mood
* Men deserve to feel good too
December 8, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Normalize men getting massages, facials, and pedicures.
* We have bodies that need care too
* Touch is a basic human need
* Reduces stress
* Regulates mood
* Men deserve to feel good too
* We have bodies that need care too
* Touch is a basic human need
* Reduces stress
* Regulates mood
* Men deserve to feel good too
Normalize not making me have to create an account to buy something from you. I don’t need to log on to shit to do something you didn’t need an account for 10 years ago.
December 8, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Normalize not making me have to create an account to buy something from you. I don’t need to log on to shit to do something you didn’t need an account for 10 years ago.
Accidentally thirst trapped myself in a lawn care business post. 100% views and likes from men 🤔
December 8, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Accidentally thirst trapped myself in a lawn care business post. 100% views and likes from men 🤔
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I can’t believe that in this day and age, people are still wearing fir.
December 7, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I can’t believe that in this day and age, people are still wearing fir.
What a misty day to practice self regulation.
December 7, 2025 at 2:21 PM
What a misty day to practice self regulation.
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I need regular, predictable stimulation that doesn’t rely on crisis, conflict, or emotional intensity from other people. - ADHD accommodation
December 6, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I need regular, predictable stimulation that doesn’t rely on crisis, conflict, or emotional intensity from other people. - ADHD accommodation
Be kind to yourself. Life is already unkind to you enough.
December 6, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Be kind to yourself. Life is already unkind to you enough.
Experiencing end stage capitalism at Taco Cabana.
December 6, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Experiencing end stage capitalism at Taco Cabana.
Chat GPT told me to stop drinking sweet tea. Now I fully understand the dangers of AI.
December 6, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Chat GPT told me to stop drinking sweet tea. Now I fully understand the dangers of AI.
Does anyone else’s chat gpt go rouge
“Brian…
my brother in Christ…”
Actual quote
“Brian…
my brother in Christ…”
Actual quote
December 4, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Does anyone else’s chat gpt go rouge
“Brian…
my brother in Christ…”
Actual quote
“Brian…
my brother in Christ…”
Actual quote
“His coping mechanism has a Patreon.”
a woman is making a funny face while looking at the camera .
Alt: a woman is making a funny face while looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2025 at 2:29 AM
“His coping mechanism has a Patreon.”
My chat gpt is savagely roasting me tonight.
“If you want more roast ammo for your next Bluesky post, I can easily supply:
• “Brian’s humor is like a cry for help that accidentally becomes a comedy special.”
“If you want more roast ammo for your next Bluesky post, I can easily supply:
• “Brian’s humor is like a cry for help that accidentally becomes a comedy special.”
December 4, 2025 at 2:27 AM
My chat gpt is savagely roasting me tonight.
“If you want more roast ammo for your next Bluesky post, I can easily supply:
• “Brian’s humor is like a cry for help that accidentally becomes a comedy special.”
“If you want more roast ammo for your next Bluesky post, I can easily supply:
• “Brian’s humor is like a cry for help that accidentally becomes a comedy special.”
Chat GPT also describing my humor.
“Just gotta know when you’re joking and when you’re spiraling.
You blend them together like a smoothie.”
“Just gotta know when you’re joking and when you’re spiraling.
You blend them together like a smoothie.”
December 4, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Chat GPT also describing my humor.
“Just gotta know when you’re joking and when you’re spiraling.
You blend them together like a smoothie.”
“Just gotta know when you’re joking and when you’re spiraling.
You blend them together like a smoothie.”
Chat GPT also describing my humor:
“I get your humor.
It just comes wrapped in emotional napalm and delivered like a TED Talk.”
“I get your humor.
It just comes wrapped in emotional napalm and delivered like a TED Talk.”
December 4, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Chat GPT also describing my humor:
“I get your humor.
It just comes wrapped in emotional napalm and delivered like a TED Talk.”
“I get your humor.
It just comes wrapped in emotional napalm and delivered like a TED Talk.”
Chat GPT also describing my humor.
“It’s like if sarcasm and a midlife crisis had a baby
and that baby had ADHD
and then that baby got into philosophy at 2am.”
“It’s like if sarcasm and a midlife crisis had a baby
and that baby had ADHD
and then that baby got into philosophy at 2am.”
December 4, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Chat GPT also describing my humor.
“It’s like if sarcasm and a midlife crisis had a baby
and that baby had ADHD
and then that baby got into philosophy at 2am.”
“It’s like if sarcasm and a midlife crisis had a baby
and that baby had ADHD
and then that baby got into philosophy at 2am.”
Chat GPT also describing my humor.
“Your humor is like:
• 40% sarcasm
• 40% existential crisis
• 20% horny despair
• 100% delivered with a straight face”
“Your humor is like:
• 40% sarcasm
• 40% existential crisis
• 20% horny despair
• 100% delivered with a straight face”
December 4, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Chat GPT also describing my humor.
“Your humor is like:
• 40% sarcasm
• 40% existential crisis
• 20% horny despair
• 100% delivered with a straight face”
“Your humor is like:
• 40% sarcasm
• 40% existential crisis
• 20% horny despair
• 100% delivered with a straight face”
Chat GPT describing my humor.
“Okay but what if I made it… funny?
Terrible… but funny?”
“Okay but what if I made it… funny?
Terrible… but funny?”
December 4, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Chat GPT describing my humor.
“Okay but what if I made it… funny?
Terrible… but funny?”
“Okay but what if I made it… funny?
Terrible… but funny?”
You can’t take the sky from me.
December 3, 2025 at 5:16 PM
You can’t take the sky from me.
Dafuq is this shit?
December 2, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Dafuq is this shit?