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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️

@dadjoke8467.bsky.social

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INTJ, ADHD, Dad, Not Funny, CIS, Ally🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ He/Him. Lover of Science Nature, Gardening, the Environment, and Star Wars. Southern Lawn Care Expert. Sic Semper Tyrannis.

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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · May 19

45 trips around the sun

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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 11h

I think there’s a chapter in the Art of War about it.

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 13h

I’m planning the butterfly garden for next year and already discovered milkweed varieties called “hairy balls” and “gay butterfly weed.” goddamnit I love gardening

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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 11h

I have to multitask. But hey thanks for letting everyone know.

I was living with a girlfriend at the time and she was always one handing it to take her bra off. So I was determined to learn this trick. If anyone is asking where the bra came from. She had left one on the bathroom floor.

Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 11h

I’ve never understood why one holers ever have any gender assigned to them.

Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 11h

In my much younger days I once sat with a bra to figure out how they latched and practiced how to remove one with one hand. A trick which came in handy a time or two. It’s like snapping your fingers. This was before smart phones and didn’t have anything else to do on the toilet at the time.

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Alisha Grauso (She/Her) @alishagrauso.bsky.social · 18h

The human mind is not equipped to deal with the constant onslaught of realizing that there are far more ignorant, genuinely sponge-dumb people in the world than you ever thought possible.

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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 12h

You’re the best

Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 12h

Too cold. But I think you’ve cured my ADHD. No one has ever encouraged me to follow my strange hyper fixations. It sounds silly now that I think about it.

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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 12h

“Show me that butthole” is five syllables, if you’re ever writings haiku and don’t know how to end it.

Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 12h

I’m not sure I’d be able to get a work permit. And I speak out against ICE too much to ever be let back into this country.

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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 12h

🤦🏻‍♂️ you’re going to get me into trouble

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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 12h

You’re a bad influence lol

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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 12h

Don’t encourage the hyper fixations on crazy things. Plus it’s October so it’s at the end of the gold season in the Yukon. You need water to operate machines not ice. Maybe next year.