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Eve, The Clam Bumper™️

@damnek.blacksky.app

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I’m that nigga and I’m that bitch. ✨ 30🤓 Geigh🏳️‍🌈 and out the way☺️ IG: evvie_thegreat ***if you’re white I am not following you back*** #RavensFlock Baltimore

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Eve, The Clam Bumper™️ @damnek.blacksky.app · Jun 28

The drunk auntie at the kid’s party

Me in black shades, in a black shirt with yellow letters on it

Eve, The Clam Bumper™️ @damnek.blacksky.app · 1m

Yes

Uncle pablo from Miami @pablostjohn.bsky.social · 8h

1. Be honest — are you more of a “let’s make bad decisions” or “let’s make brunch” kind of person?

Uncle pablo from Miami @pablostjohn.bsky.social · 8h

It’s kinda quiet 🤫 tonight !!
Here’s some questions

Eve, The Clam Bumper™️ @damnek.blacksky.app · 5m

City bout to be lit!

Eve, The Clam Bumper™️ @damnek.blacksky.app · 6m

Crossing my fingers that them CHF ankles swell up some more and get this shit started!!

SoloChills @solochills.blacksky.app · 1h

One morning we're gonna wake up to the news we're waiting on and that keeps me going

Eve, The Clam Bumper™️ @damnek.blacksky.app · 6m

Last year. I wasn’t even mad fr, it was a newish friendship but them niggas had me fucked up

Snack Queen @auntiebaecc.blacksky.app · 51m

When was the last time you ended a friendship or someone ended a friendship with you?

Eve, The Clam Bumper™️ @damnek.blacksky.app · 7m

I haven’t had it in years, I am going to try it with my new taste buds

Eve, The Clam Bumper™️ @damnek.blacksky.app · 7m

Happy birthday!

Eve, The Clam Bumper™️ @damnek.blacksky.app · 17m

When I see a chicken box

ᴾᵃᵖⁱ ᴄʜɪᴄʜᴏꜱ ᴬᵏᵃ ꜱʜᴀᴍɪʀ ᴍᴏᴏʀᴇ 🥷⃤ @igotyoedges.blacksky.app · 13h

When I see her I immediately get to licking my lips cuz… Devourance is on my minnddd

Eve, The Clam Bumper™️ @damnek.blacksky.app · 27m

I am just a ball of chaos lmao

Eve, The Clam Bumper™️ @damnek.blacksky.app · 5h

Yes

Uncle pablo from Miami @pablostjohn.bsky.social · 8h

10. On a scale of 1 to “I need supervision,” how chaotic are you?

Uncle pablo from Miami @pablostjohn.bsky.social · 8h

9 . What’s your “I’m not proud but it was worth it” story?

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High School English Hashira @sleepyteach82.bsky.social · 6h

Who we sending? Tank? Angel? Phelps? Don't matter. Baltimore in 4.

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Eve, The Clam Bumper™️ @damnek.blacksky.app · 9h

Oh man Eve is no fun lmao. It’s not my real name though

Eve, The Clam Bumper™️ @damnek.blacksky.app · 9h

😭

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Candy✨ @labeautenoire3.bsky.social · 9h

“Pastrami butterfly”

Mondy Carrington @mondycarrington.blacksky.app · 13h

You’ll dip your tongue inside a woman’s pastrami butterfly and drink her juices but, eggnog is where you draw the line?? I guess. .

TonyC. @tonystillsang.bsky.social · 16h

It’s the holiday season, which means egg nog bout to drop.

THAT SHIT IS ASS!!!!!!

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Eve, The Clam Bumper™️ @damnek.blacksky.app · 9h

Whoever wrote the nfl script has got to be tripping cause it’s no way the last few weeks have been following the script lol

Eve, The Clam Bumper™️ @damnek.blacksky.app · 9h

Now when the toe goes in my mouth I’m the problem 🙃

LUFFY D. PUDGIE SUCKAFREE👅 @pudgieeeeee.bsky.social · 10h

Lemme flick ya bottom lip with my big toe

Eve, The Clam Bumper™️ @damnek.blacksky.app · 9h

Ouuu what’s mine?

Eve, The Clam Bumper™️ @damnek.blacksky.app · 9h

I haven’t watched football in days. I go look and the giants are putting belt to ass. Mannn I’m going to bed

Eve, The Clam Bumper™️ @damnek.blacksky.app · 10h

Muddled blackberrys, agave, lime juice, basil Hayden mixed is amazing

Thee Spooky BlackSky👨🏾‍🍳 @xavierbeloved.blacksky.app · 14h

What’s the best drink you’ve ever had?

Eve, The Clam Bumper™️ @damnek.blacksky.app · 11h

The moon been a bad bitch all week. Love that for her

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Eve, The Clam Bumper™️ @damnek.blacksky.app · 11h

Ehhhhhhhhh

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TonyC. @tonystillsang.bsky.social · 16h

It’s the holiday season, which means egg nog bout to drop.

THAT SHIT IS ASS!!!!!!

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Leta Lestrange @joybella.blacksky.app · 20h

Nick Cannon to his non-Mariah kids:

Cocoa Chaos @seauxcocoa.bsky.social · 20h

Yall be in my heart... but remembering your names...

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Eve, The Clam Bumper™️ @damnek.blacksky.app · 12h

Lowe’s. I worked at both and enjoyed Lowe’s

Thee Spooky BlackSky👨🏾‍🍳 @xavierbeloved.blacksky.app · 14h

Home Depot or Lowe’s?

Eve, The Clam Bumper™️ @damnek.blacksky.app · 18h

I try!

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Slouching Yogi, Humble Warrior 🧘🏾‍♀️ Fiery Broad 🔥 @slouchingyogi.bsky.social · 21h

And remember, your CO detector has a lifespan of five to ten years. Is it time to replace it?

Eve, The Clam Bumper™️ @damnek.blacksky.app · 23h

Also invest in CO detectors, they plug into walls & u can buy them at Home Depot & stores of the like. Place them downstairs (if you have it) or near the kitchen, near your heating system, in the hallways. CO lingers around the floor first so by the time it reaches the ceiling it could be too late

Eve, The Clam Bumper™️ @damnek.blacksky.app · 1d

It’s getting cold folks, please be careful with space heaters. Check filters and change accordingly. If you have chimneys please clean them properly before use😊

Sincerely, your favorite firefighter

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