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Eve, The Hemorrhoid Hunter™️
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I’m that nigga and I’m that bitch. ✨
30🤓 Geigh🏳️‍🌈 and out the way☺️
IG: evvie_thegreat
***if you’re white I am not following you back***
#RavensFlock Baltimore
Pinned
It’s sugar cookie season
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Deliver Us from Eva
Speaking of Black movies.

What is your favorite Black rom-com / Romance movie?

(ALL THE LOVE & BASKETBALL FOLKS SIT THIS ONE OUT ❤️)
November 26, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Depending on what it is, I *might* be a safe space
Hey, this is a safe space if you haven’t seen certain black media. I’m not judging nor am I gonna make fun of you because it’s some I haven’t seen either. Let’s watch em together hell!
November 26, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Hey so if yall gonn deep fry a turkey, for the love of God please read the instructions, do it outside, and have a fire extinguisher within arms reach just in case
November 26, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Its Definitely one of them days where wish i was waking up next to my future wife
November 26, 2025 at 2:03 PM
That hemorrhoid popped in her mouth like a gusher
November 26, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Grabbing it with your teeth is D I A B O L I C A L
November 26, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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Smh
By the way these brands are owned by Campbell’s
November 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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Why do chicken coops have two doors?

Because if they had four doors they’d be chicken sedans
November 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
All I see is dingleberries, hemorrhoids and eating nigga ass
November 26, 2025 at 1:27 AM
White people stink my gawd
November 25, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Good morning niggas
November 25, 2025 at 10:50 AM
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IYKYK 🤣🤣 #BlackADHDsky
November 25, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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NO BUYING SHIT UNTIL DEC 2ND

NO BUYING SHIT UNTIL DEC 2ND

NO BUYING SHIT UNTIL DEC 2ND

NO BUYING SHIT UNTIL DEC 2ND

NO BUYING SHIT UNTIL DEC 2ND

NO BUYING SHIT UNTIL DEC 2ND
November 25, 2025 at 10:08 AM
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Damn heathens 🙂‍↔️
November 25, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Oh yall is talking bout HUNCHIN, I can’t relate as I am #Holy
November 25, 2025 at 12:10 AM
The greatest contribution of all…me.
What’s gonna be yall contribution to Thanksgiving this year though
November 25, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I never know how old that damn woman is cause all my life she been cosplaying a child or a teenager
Most child actors do everything in thier power to rid themselves of looking like a child/childlike persona.

Not Ariana Grande tho....
November 24, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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Tomorrow!
November 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Put me in the football game, I’m fast and I can catch
November 24, 2025 at 5:27 PM
That’s the only option. Idc I’m only 5’3, my water bottle needs space too
As a single person, would you get a KING sized bed? 🤔
November 24, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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Mutual aid request for a family that is experiencing extreme financial distress.

If it's in your budget, please consider donating. Reposting helps, too.
3 losses in 3 months. 7 grieving kids. Holidays coming. We lost my 27 year old sister, my grandfather, and now my 94-year-old grandmother is in the hospital.

Funerals, clearing homes, daily care, Christmas..we’re overwhelmed.
Please donate or share: www.gofundme.com/f/our-sister...
November 24, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Game was ugly as whore but a win is a win
November 23, 2025 at 8:47 PM
The Ravens do not need to go to the playoffs this season. Sit y’all asses home and niggas need to be fired
November 23, 2025 at 6:56 PM
We are not the fucking eagles bro
November 23, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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A deep voice woman gon do it EVERY MF TIME
November 23, 2025 at 3:55 AM