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Cam girl. Master teacher. Retired hive 🐝. Former dancer. Vinyl collector. Skincare enthusiast. I love roBBery and fraud.
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Dear Everyone Who Ain't Cookin,

Pro Tips:

*Kiss the Chef
*DJ good music
*Make the drinks
*Take the trash out
*Be grateful

Signed,

The Chefs 👩🏽‍🍳💋
November 26, 2024 at 11:43 PM
Happy what the fuck am I gon eat day
November 26, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Home Alone
Almost Christmas
Bad moms Christmas
This Christmas
November 26, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Clean your greens tonight!
November 26, 2025 at 6:04 AM
I NEED to go to sleep.
November 26, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Realizing that the Carousel Bar is in the Hotel Monteleone and that’s where they had that incident in Girls Trip…
November 26, 2025 at 5:50 AM
A drinking partner???
November 26, 2025 at 5:33 AM
A lover?
November 26, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Y’all I think they’re using AI for closed captions now bc that shit has soooooo many mistakes
November 26, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Double text 😏
November 26, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Or acid.

K bye.
November 26, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Also, “Alright” is a shroom trip.
November 26, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Rabbit hole. Nite nite y’all.
November 26, 2025 at 4:27 AM
We’ve been asking for the flood…

www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8UBM971/
HAYLI GUBBI in Ethiopia just erupted… #volcano #ethiopia #prophecy #earth
TikTok video by Kela
www.tiktok.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:26 AM
November 26, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I love everything that is wrong with them 🤣
I’m so tickled by y’all tonight. Like something legit wrong wit all of you mfs 😭
November 26, 2025 at 4:06 AM
That shit is Mount Everest melodics
a baby seal is playing in the snow and looking at the camera .
ALT: a baby seal is playing in the snow and looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:04 AM
PURE/HONEY 😮‍💨
November 26, 2025 at 4:02 AM
This warm blanket + ashwaganda got me about to fall asleep sitting straight up. With makeup on.
November 26, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Praise & worship 🙂‍↕️
November 26, 2025 at 3:45 AM
😦
Luxury-treat you well but more into himself than you. Sports or performance-gon fuck you through a mattress and not calling back. Reliable-commitment and love. Truck (F-150)-can commit, can fix things, can fuck, but might cheat.
November 26, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Just got a throw out of the dryer and wrapped myself in it 🥹🥹🥹🥹
November 26, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I walked straight back to the meats, scoured for less than five minutes, found the last bone in breast and scurried through self checkout like a bandit.
November 26, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I had zero issues. God’s favorite.
After about Monday at 2pm, going to the grocery store during Thanksgiving week is the Hunger Games.
This grocery store is a plum fool tonight
November 26, 2025 at 3:22 AM