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danielle weisberg

@danielleweisberg.bsky.social

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I’m a writer but I have good qualities too (CONAN, The Simpsons, Krapopolis, McSweeney’s, your television show???) she/her [email protected] for samples ✌️ https://directories.wga.org/member/danielleweisberg

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danielle weisberg @danielleweisberg.bsky.social · 10d

I would still like to staff on a television show btw. A live action half hour comedy would be very good. Or a WGA covered adult animated half hour. Just saying!!!!! thanks

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danielle weisberg @danielleweisberg.bsky.social · 8h

K really is this app not working at all on WiFi for anyone else

danielle weisberg @danielleweisberg.bsky.social · 20h

for some reason this app is only working for me if I’m on data/ not using WiFi which is annoying for my need to post and scroll and great for my need to stop posting and scrolling

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Caroline Renard @carolinerenard.bsky.social · 20h

When they say "you must embrace AI" it's cause they have a financial stake in it. They spent billions and their new business models are reliant on it. They don't want to lose their money. I can't wait for this bubble to pop.

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danielle weisberg @danielleweisberg.bsky.social · 1d

No I need them to stop showing the sad Phillies I have my period and I WILL cry

danielle weisberg @danielleweisberg.bsky.social · 1d

does TBS have a mic at home plate or something? The catch and hit sounds are cartoonishly loud

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danielle weisberg @danielleweisberg.bsky.social · 1d

every time I’m reminded this is our actual president I dissociate for just a second

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d

Trump Watches commercials are now running regularly on Newsmax

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Orli Matlow @hiremeimfunny.bsky.social · 1d

Neurotypicality is stored in the foreskin that’s why there are no Autistic women

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Orli Matlow @hiremeimfunny.bsky.social · 1d

Fellas is it antisemitic to blame the Bris

Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 1d

Besides linking Tylenol in pregnant women to autism, RFK Jr. now says circumcision is part of the reason why kids are autistic.

"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."

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danielle weisberg @danielleweisberg.bsky.social · 1d

Soooo when does that ‘ICE agents have to show their faces’ law go into effect?

danielle weisberg @danielleweisberg.bsky.social · 1d

Such a good fake name

danielle weisberg @danielleweisberg.bsky.social · 2d

cellulite is so crazy man……. Like where did you come from? And why? and for what

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danielle weisberg @danielleweisberg.bsky.social · 2d

and a Stackaroooo mention!! @brianstack153.bsky.social

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danielle weisberg @danielleweisberg.bsky.social · 2d

listening to a new Good Hang w Rachel Dratch and eating my dinner including two more of the Miyaki marinated eggs I made a few days ago which are now at their absolute peak and I’m like wait are things good actually???? I am closing the app before I see any news

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danielle weisberg @danielleweisberg.bsky.social · 2d

I’ve never had them before today and now I’ve tried all of them except the plain milk chocolate because I’m not seven years old

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danielle weisberg @danielleweisberg.bsky.social · 2d

unfortunately I have discovered a seemingly endless treasure trove of Tony’s Chocolonely mini chocolates at the office. A worrisome delight

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danielle weisberg @danielleweisberg.bsky.social · 7d

heyyyy are you registered to vote

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danielle weisberg @danielleweisberg.bsky.social · 2d

“If I start a fire with my lit cigarette is it my fault that a fire started” jfc. This is what people are using the nonsensical climate-destroying magic 8 ball for

niki grayson @nikigrayson.com · 2d

the city of los angeles burned in january in part because of a man who couldn’t stop generating images of burning cities on ChatGPT, and then after he lit the fire he asked if the fire he started was his fault

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danielle weisberg @danielleweisberg.bsky.social · 2d

just a general reminder that not all Jews are Israeli or have any tie to Israel and not all Jews are zionists ok

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 2d

So cool that whenever someone asks the president, “did you eat the Lindbergh baby” he’s like, “no but I’d be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later”

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danielle weisberg @danielleweisberg.bsky.social · 2d

Still wondering about this btw if anyone has ideas on how to realistically go about this!!

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Keith W. Dickinson @keithwdickinson.bsky.social · 3d

Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.

The Verge @theverge.com · May 26

Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry

Paul McCartne, Elton John and others signed an open letter.

buff.ly

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danielle weisberg @danielleweisberg.bsky.social · 3d

Omg it’s freezingggggg (61°)

danielle weisberg @danielleweisberg.bsky.social · 3d

I personally need the world in general to get better so when I say all I want to really be doing is writing television it will feel less dumb. And also so the world would be better

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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 3d

Today marks the two-year anniversary of the horrific October 7 attack.

As we mourn the 1,218 lives lost that day, let us also keep alive the dream of a lasting peace and a better future for all.

Ceasefire now. Every hostage must come home. And a safer world for everyone.

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