Daniel Scarfone, Cigarette Wife
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C'est cool, man. https://letterboxd.com/danscarfone/
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danielscarfone.bsky.social
This movie is the best. So horny.

Horny as hell, baby.
thathagengrrl.bsky.social
Happy anniversary to THE DEVILS, a movie that was shocking 50 years ago, still shocks today + will be shocking 500 years from now...they're really not makin' em like they used to, huh.
danielscarfone.bsky.social
Hadn’t checked the Discover feed here in a while…
A weird Liberal boomer meme of Trump and Vance as Dr. Evil and Mini Mi in an Oval Office filled with framed photos of Epstein and Trump.
danielscarfone.bsky.social
CRIME
barrycrain.bsky.social
I'd like a few words with the boorish louts at HBO who scheduled commercial breaks during IN THE MOOD FOR LOVE. You simply do not do that to Wong Kar-wai
Maggie Cheung and Tony Leung Chiu-wai in one of the most heartbreakingly romantic films of all time, and HBO executive fuckers decided they needed additional ad revenue.
danielscarfone.bsky.social
Just delete TikTok. It's a dogshit app designed to make you buy stupid shit you don't need from morons who shouldn't have had a platform in the first place.

All the things on it that you like exist in the real world.
robertscotthorton.bsky.social
Trump said he deserved a cut for brokering the TikTok deal, and at once there was agreement that his son Baron would have a top executive slot... though he hasn't asked for it, and has no apparent qualifications to hold it. This is how Trump 2.0 works. www.telegraph.co.uk/us/news/2025...
Barron Trump tipped for top TikTok job
US president’s 19-year-old son could be appointed to the app’s board
www.telegraph.co.uk
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zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
UNTIL IT’S DONE, Ep. 4: Sylvia Rivera

In the 1970s, queer New Yorkers had been pushed to the margins of NYC. Our trans neighbors faced immense cruelty. But in Sylvia Rivera, they found a champion.

As we combat Trump’s politics of darkness, her legacy can light the path forward.
danielscarfone.bsky.social
Who told Trump to start calling things “hot?” Someone should slip him some fake slang.

Tell him that “dumpy” means “make a lot of money.
atrupar.com
Trump: "AI is based on information. I hope they're right about information. I don't know. You've gotta make a lot of money to-- there's gotta be a lot of information out there, but that seems to be pretty hot. We're leading the world on information on AI."
danielscarfone.bsky.social
Deeply stupid.

People who accuse other people with empathy and self-awareness of their real-world platform of "virtue signaling" (a practically non-existent thing outside of silly websites) cannot fathom that there are decent people out there who choose to speak out.

So painfully American.
danielscarfone.bsky.social
If he believes their pay is better in the private sector, hire someone else.

This is fucking stupid. Next time he cuts a million dollars from a social program, remember he did it to hire some billionaires.
danielscarfone.bsky.social
How many nations/peoples speak Arabic?

By his logic, the playing of America English should be seen as an outrage most days all over the world.

Equating Arabic with Hamas is like equating English with St. Lucia.

Unfortunate? Sure, maybe. News worthy of a minister's ire?
Come on.
danielscarfone.bsky.social
Can’t wait to shit all over this and never watch it.

The people making it are idiots and greed monsters.

Everyone involved should have quit.

Sorry, losers! You make shit!
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After set photos of John Lithgow's Dumbledore appeared online, fans are theorizing scenes that aren't in the Harry Potter books, or that take place later in the series, could appear in the earlier seasons of the upcoming HBO show. bit.ly/47dUHG1
danielscarfone.bsky.social
Lol. Toronto Police sucks so bad, the city council has to formally ask them to do their fucking jobs.

Fuck the cops, kids!
graphicmatt.com
Councillor Cheng moves to request the cops do more enforcement blitzes on e-scooters.
danielscarfone.bsky.social
Saw a young, fit, wealthy couple riding crazy expensive-looking electric standing scooters in my neighborhood and they looked like absolute tools.

I imagine everyone is laughing at them.

That's a pretty good deterrent.
graphicmatt.com
Councillor Myers asks staff what they would do if they found out a Toronto store was selling e-scooters. Nothing, staff say. While e-scooters are illegal to use on Toronto streets, they are legal to own and use on private property, so stores can sell them.
danielscarfone.bsky.social
Foreskin-it to win it, America.
justinbaragona.bsky.social
Besides linking Tylenol in pregnant women to autism, RFK Jr. now says circumcision is part of the reason why kids are autistic.

"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."
danielscarfone.bsky.social
Getting roasted in real-time!

Incredible.
graphicmatt.com
Bravo asks Bradford if he knows how many special constables the TTC is adding this month. He doesn't know. It's 12, she says.

"So what data are you using to make this recommendation?" Bravo asks re: his motion.

"It's not my job to dictate the exact number of special constables," Bradford says.
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danielscarfone.bsky.social
Leave this anecdotal shit at the door, guys.
graphicmatt.com
"I had some problems with my car this week, and I had mentioned to someone that I was going to take the TTC. And they said, 'Are you crazy?'" Councillor Thompson tells us.

"That's the view," he says. He supports this crisis worker program to help address the issue.
danielscarfone.bsky.social
How could he not win his bid to be mayor?
graphicmatt.com
Recommendation for council to express its continued support for speed cameras CARRIES 24-1. Guess who.
danielscarfone.bsky.social
Soon, every film and TV show is going to look like (and be as high-quality as) the buffer ads for online casinos.

It's probably for the best! If TV networks all died, that'd be fine.

If the, what, two big movie studios die, that'd be fine.

It's all fine!
Mark and Jez, the El Dude Brothers, pumping their arms and going "Ennnnnngh" at varied intensities.
danielscarfone.bsky.social
Uh-oh! Any historians know what this means?!
crimethinc.com
Jack Posobiec explicitly says that "Antifa" dates back to the Weimar Republic, explicitly acknowledging that this administration is opposed to those who resisted the arrival of Adolf Hitler in Power.
A screenshot of C-Span showing Jack Posobiec speaking during a panel on "Antifa."
danielscarfone.bsky.social
Roncesvalles.
merriam-webster.com
What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?
danielscarfone.bsky.social
Do I need a spooky name to be taken seriously here?
I love attention. I'll do it.