Daniel Scarfone, Cigarette Wife
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She looks NUTS.
December 13, 2025 at 3:45 AM
She looks NUTS.
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..."
December 12, 2025 at 10:55 PM
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..."
"Is Trump TOO OLD to STAND?"
I hope the American press starts making fun of Trump for always sitting down now when he does press. Mock him for having Old Legs.
He'll stand more to prove he can and then maybe he'll fall over and die. Maybe on camera.
He'll stand more to prove he can and then maybe he'll fall over and die. Maybe on camera.
December 12, 2025 at 10:35 PM
"Is Trump TOO OLD to STAND?"
I hope the American press starts making fun of Trump for always sitting down now when he does press. Mock him for having Old Legs.
He'll stand more to prove he can and then maybe he'll fall over and die. Maybe on camera.
He'll stand more to prove he can and then maybe he'll fall over and die. Maybe on camera.
December 12, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I hope the American press starts making fun of Trump for always sitting down now when he does press. Mock him for having Old Legs.
He'll stand more to prove he can and then maybe he'll fall over and die. Maybe on camera.
He'll stand more to prove he can and then maybe he'll fall over and die. Maybe on camera.
What the fuck are we doing, man.
December 12, 2025 at 8:26 PM
What the fuck are we doing, man.
If you buy your kid an AI toy, you should have your child taken away from you.
You're too dumb, dummy!
You're too dumb, dummy!
December 12, 2025 at 8:09 PM
If you buy your kid an AI toy, you should have your child taken away from you.
You're too dumb, dummy!
You're too dumb, dummy!
Reposted by Daniel Scarfone, Cigarette Wife
LOL... Pentagon released a new AI military chatbot and it immediately pointed out that Pete Hegseth is a war criminal.
abovethelaw.com/2025/12/pent...
abovethelaw.com/2025/12/pent...
Pentagon Unveils New GenAI Platform, It Immediately Starts Flagging Pete Hegseth's War Crimes - Above the Law
The Defense Department's new ChatJAG turned out to be better than the human chain of command.
abovethelaw.com
December 12, 2025 at 8:00 PM
LOL... Pentagon released a new AI military chatbot and it immediately pointed out that Pete Hegseth is a war criminal.
abovethelaw.com/2025/12/pent...
abovethelaw.com/2025/12/pent...
Glad to see we just subsidize fossil fuels any way we can.
We're never creatively finding loophole to speed up housing or expand social services. We just do it to keep people chugging along.
Dumb!
We're never creatively finding loophole to speed up housing or expand social services. We just do it to keep people chugging along.
Dumb!
Holt Liberals say a cut to gas prices is really on the way this time after a staffer discovered another way to tweak the regulatory price-setting formula: www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Gas prices to drop next week after Liberals tweak formula | CBC News
New Brunswick cabinet ministers adopted an order Thursday that changes how the Energy and Utilities Board calculates the maximum price of gasoline – a change that the government says should reduce pri...
www.cbc.ca
December 12, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Glad to see we just subsidize fossil fuels any way we can.
We're never creatively finding loophole to speed up housing or expand social services. We just do it to keep people chugging along.
Dumb!
We're never creatively finding loophole to speed up housing or expand social services. We just do it to keep people chugging along.
Dumb!
"I've always been a white supremacist. SEE?"
Good to know that David Frum is always on the wrong side
December 12, 2025 at 7:52 PM
"I've always been a white supremacist. SEE?"
The Ontario Conservatives have killed a woman.
“The site of the collision was approximately 280 metres from a previously-stationed mobile Automated Speed Enforcement camera, which was removed following provincial legislation that came into effect in November 2025” www.ctvnews.ca/toronto/arti... #onpoli
Woman in her 70s dies after being struck by vehicle in Scarborough
A woman in her 70s has died after she was struck by a vehicle in Scarborough on Thursday morning, Toronto police say.
www.ctvnews.ca
December 12, 2025 at 4:06 PM
The Ontario Conservatives have killed a woman.
Jesus Christ.
Why do Canadian governments hate public toilets so much?
Why do Canadian governments hate public toilets so much?
You’d think a station building this big would have a washroom. But you’d be wrong.
December 12, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Jesus Christ.
Why do Canadian governments hate public toilets so much?
Why do Canadian governments hate public toilets so much?
These are the guys who oppose a one-party system!
BREAKING: Conservative MP Michael Ma is crossing the floor to sit as a Liberal.
Liberals are now just one seat short of a majority.
Liberals are now just one seat short of a majority.
December 11, 2025 at 11:50 PM
These are the guys who oppose a one-party system!
Billionaires SHOULD exist, and Mark Cuban IS one of the good ones!
Hi, Sharks. My name is Daniel. Have you ever needed to remove a person's head in the public square, but didn't have a big sharp axe ready? Well, my brother and I...
Hi, Sharks. My name is Daniel. Have you ever needed to remove a person's head in the public square, but didn't have a big sharp axe ready? Well, my brother and I...
Are you ok with rich people having access to the most expensive doctors and hospitals and you don't because the gov won't pay for it or they opted out of the Universal care program ?
Do you think it's right for doctors and nurses to only work for what they think is a living wage ?
Do you think it's right for doctors and nurses to only work for what they think is a living wage ?
December 11, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Billionaires SHOULD exist, and Mark Cuban IS one of the good ones!
Hi, Sharks. My name is Daniel. Have you ever needed to remove a person's head in the public square, but didn't have a big sharp axe ready? Well, my brother and I...
Hi, Sharks. My name is Daniel. Have you ever needed to remove a person's head in the public square, but didn't have a big sharp axe ready? Well, my brother and I...
WFH is lazy and bad for the economy.
Not doing work at all is the key.
Not doing work at all is the key.
Ford government extends Ontario legislature’s Christmas break until late March
Ford government extends Ontario legislature’s Christmas break until late March
Premier Doug Ford's government is giving the Ontario legislature an unusually long Christmas break, extending it until March 23.
www.thestar.com
December 11, 2025 at 10:07 PM
WFH is lazy and bad for the economy.
Not doing work at all is the key.
Not doing work at all is the key.
He's got the juice.
During a game of Guess Your Movie, Josh O’Connor talks about why the internet thinks he’s obsessed with Ratatouille 🐀
Watch the full video here: boxd.it/dMi
Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery is streaming on
@netflix.com tomorrow.
Watch the full video here: boxd.it/dMi
Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery is streaming on
@netflix.com tomorrow.
December 11, 2025 at 8:37 PM
He's got the juice.
Deleted a dumb one!
Also, broke my rule of tagging people in stuff.
Shame is good!
Also, broke my rule of tagging people in stuff.
Shame is good!
December 11, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Deleted a dumb one!
Also, broke my rule of tagging people in stuff.
Shame is good!
Also, broke my rule of tagging people in stuff.
Shame is good!
Wanna affect some change?
Pay for good things made by good people. Then talk about it.
Stop paying for shit made by shitty people. Then talk about it.
A lot.
Pay for good things made by good people. Then talk about it.
Stop paying for shit made by shitty people. Then talk about it.
A lot.
December 11, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Wanna affect some change?
Pay for good things made by good people. Then talk about it.
Stop paying for shit made by shitty people. Then talk about it.
A lot.
Pay for good things made by good people. Then talk about it.
Stop paying for shit made by shitty people. Then talk about it.
A lot.
They're just begging people to never come back.
SCOOP: The Trump administration may revoke the visas of critics of Elon Musk's Twitter.
The move would mark one of the admin's first attempts to revoke the visas of people they deem to be engaging in the “censorship” of Americans.
The move would mark one of the admin's first attempts to revoke the visas of people they deem to be engaging in the “censorship” of Americans.
SCOOP: Trump Admin Is Preparing to Revoke Visas of Critics of Elon Musk’s Twitter
Trump officials are considering revoking the visas of former European Union Commissioner Thierry Breton and Imran Ahmed, of the Center for Countering Digital Hate.
zeteo.com
December 11, 2025 at 6:09 PM
They're just begging people to never come back.
1. Virtue-signalling is excellent. It's how you tell shitty people that they're doing something shitty.
2. This guy thinks purchase power, in America, doesn't matter. This is, quantifiably, a stupid thing to believe.
2. This guy thinks purchase power, in America, doesn't matter. This is, quantifiably, a stupid thing to believe.
Here’s another Berkeley self-styled “progressive” virtue-signaling rather than engaging in serious political fightback. What brand of car people drive or what dish soap they use is not, believe it or not, very relevant to the battle at hand.
December 11, 2025 at 5:02 PM
1. Virtue-signalling is excellent. It's how you tell shitty people that they're doing something shitty.
2. This guy thinks purchase power, in America, doesn't matter. This is, quantifiably, a stupid thing to believe.
2. This guy thinks purchase power, in America, doesn't matter. This is, quantifiably, a stupid thing to believe.
He should get to choose a politician to deport as reparations.
This is really incredible. The government's battle to deport Abrego Garcia has apparently been based on a lie from the start. Not even the "gang affiliation" lie or the "human smuggling" lie, but the more basic assertion that he was ordered to be deported in the first place.
🚨Judge Xinis finds that, incredibly, Mr. Abrego Garcia was never ordered deported in 2019. She notes that every since this saga began all the way back in March, the government has NEVER been able to produce any evidence that the immigration judge actually issued a removal order.
December 11, 2025 at 4:31 PM
He should get to choose a politician to deport as reparations.
Cut the beam, baby!
Idk if u can believe it folks but it looks like shit
December 11, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Cut the beam, baby!
There would be nothing wrong with Disney just ceasing to exist very soon.
December 11, 2025 at 4:06 PM
There would be nothing wrong with Disney just ceasing to exist very soon.
I think the Avatar movies suck. But I really like watching them. And I like pointing out what sucks so hard about them (almost everything).
I'm a complicated person.
I'm a complicated person.
December 10, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I think the Avatar movies suck. But I really like watching them. And I like pointing out what sucks so hard about them (almost everything).
I'm a complicated person.
I'm a complicated person.
America is embarrassing.
Everyone in the rest of the world feels this way.
Everyone in the rest of the world feels this way.
December 10, 2025 at 10:39 PM
America is embarrassing.
Everyone in the rest of the world feels this way.
Everyone in the rest of the world feels this way.
I want to be less efficient. Poorly optimized.
I don’t want any part of my consciousness working toward any type of productivity.
I am detritus. Deliriously content detritus.
I don’t want any part of my consciousness working toward any type of productivity.
I am detritus. Deliriously content detritus.
December 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I want to be less efficient. Poorly optimized.
I don’t want any part of my consciousness working toward any type of productivity.
I am detritus. Deliriously content detritus.
I don’t want any part of my consciousness working toward any type of productivity.
I am detritus. Deliriously content detritus.