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(both actual relationships and profound yearning are acceptable)
Great example of how stupid capitalism is.
February 14, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Biggle Bigaly.
February 13, 2026 at 8:57 PM
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end qualified immunity and make cops carry personal liability insurance
"'She is dead,'" Officer Auderer told Officer Solan, before bursting out laughing.

"'No, it’s a regular person,' Officer Auderer said, adding: 'Yeah, just write a check — $11,000. She was 26, anyway. She had limited value.'"
Seattle to Pay $29 Million to Family of Woman Fatally Struck by Police S.U.V.
www.nytimes.com
February 13, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Okay!
KMBC: "A woman tried to set a fire at a South Kansas City warehouse that had been rumored as a possible ICE detention center. Earlier today, the company that owns the property confirmed it is no longer moving forward with a sale to the U.S. government."
February 13, 2026 at 4:42 PM
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Meta's plan for launching glasses that people can use to secretly identify strangers on the street is to do it "during a dynamic political environment" when people who care about why that's bad are "focused on other concerns."

www.nytimes.com/2026/02/13/t...
Meta Plans to Add Facial Recognition Technology to Its Smart Glasses
www.nytimes.com
February 13, 2026 at 2:54 PM
This admin loves rapists.

Like, ADORES rapists.
I don’t want to be like Mike Tyson, Jay.

It’s incredible that Les Incompétents not only burned a fat stack of cash on a Mike Tyson Super Bowl ad, but are apparently building an entire campaign around him.

The food item for which Tyson is most famous is Evander Holyfield’s ear.
February 13, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Canada will never be a climate leader. Our politicians are too dependent on corporate interest from the auto and oil industry and our voting class are entitled babies obsessed with cars.

It’s all theatre.
February 13, 2026 at 1:48 PM
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Watching The Pitt
January 9, 2026 at 2:56 AM
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NEW: Group sending Canadian right-wing media personalities on free trips to Israel quietly funded by Israeli government

Documents unearthed by @pressprogress.ca show Israel's foreign ministry granted the Exigent Foundation $175,000 CAD to bring "Canadian influencers and policymakers" to Israel
Group Sending Canadian Right-Wing Media Personalities on Free Trips to Israel Quietly Funded by the Israeli Government
Israeli foreign ministry granted Exigent Foundation $175,000 CAD to bring ‘Canadian influencers and policymakers’ to Israel, documents show
pressprogress.ca
February 12, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Hundreds more to go.
NEW YORK (AP) — Goldman Sachs' top lawyer Kathy Ruemmler to resign after emails show close ties to Jeffrey Epstein.
February 13, 2026 at 2:10 AM
This has 200 likes.

The Tuxedo Mask “You didn’t do anything“ meme below it has over 1200.

Perfect.
Minnesotans stood together, stared down ICE, and never blinked.
February 13, 2026 at 1:18 AM
It's going so slowly, but pretty much everyone understands what a fuckin' loser this chud is.

Today, I got as close as I ever have to a Cybertruck, and it's the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen.

It's a stupid car for babies.

Take his money away!
February 12, 2026 at 11:43 PM
He's just like me!
RFK Jr: I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.
February 12, 2026 at 8:45 PM
The most Ontario thing in the world is the Liberals polling at 30% with no leader.
February 12, 2026 at 8:24 PM
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Oh nooooooo!!! Pam Bondi!!!!

You hurt the Dow!!!
February 11, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Jesus Christ.
In 2019, Premier Ford substantially cut OSAP grants and axed the interest-free six-month grace period before graduates had to repay OSAP loans. He's again limiting grants as well as vastly increasing loans — a recipe for massive student debt, to begin being repaid immediately post-graduation.
February 12, 2026 at 8:22 PM
I mean, I know a lot of silly people are saying this, but what are the qualifications for legal treason?

Kinda feels like it's in the zone?
“Dennis Modry, a co-founder of the group, told NBC News that border security, the Canadian pension plan, taxes, national debt, and the possible currency revamp were on the table. So was the development of an independent military”

#ableg #cdnpoli

www.thedailybeast.com/group-plotti...
Group Plotting to Break Up Canada Reveals Jaw-Dropping Details of Secret Meetings With Trump Teams
Leaders of the Alberta Prosperity Project say they have met with high-ranking Trump officials three times.
www.thedailybeast.com
February 12, 2026 at 7:30 PM
The woman in this clip is exactly the type of person every city employee should be allowed to ignore.

It's a fucking school, you dork.
Tonight, Vancouver council will have a public hearing for a school 19 years in the making

There's some community opposition to the project — but there's also the bigger question of why it takes the provincial and municipal governments 19 years to approve a single school

www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
February 12, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Sorry, what was "the harm," then?
Ron Johnson to Keith Ellison: "Two people are dead because you encouraged them to put themselves into harm's way! And now you are exploiting those two martyrs. You ought to feel damn guilty about it. Yeah, sit there and smirk. Smirk. It's sick! It's despicable. You disgust me."
February 12, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Just a reminder that the middle class isn't real!

Do you work for a wage?
Or do you earn money because you own things?

That's it!
Is this the “golden age” economy we’ve heard so much about?

www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
February 12, 2026 at 5:31 PM
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Over 1,000 Ubisoft workers around the world have walked off the job.

In response to a return-to-office mandate, layoffs, and the cancellation of several games, workers launched a three-day strike.

The workers walked out in response to five French unions issuing the strike call.
Ubisoft workers are on strike: 'We are treated like children'
The strike comes after the publisher revealed plans to cut up to 200 jobs and ordered remote workers back into the office
www.polygon.com
February 12, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Tom Homan, Jeremy Piven, Nick Fuentes... feels like a stay offline kinda day.
February 12, 2026 at 3:11 PM
I mean, you can see how she speaks to/about people, what her job is, how she acts: she's a piece of shit.

She's just a disgusting cretin with no soul. Every story will be the same. No one's gonna come out and say, "She's such a sweetie."
This is some genuinely psycho shit...
February 11, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Sending emails to people who hold public office and telling them that they disgust you feels so good.

I love being old.
February 11, 2026 at 8:58 PM
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Hey Canadian media ... "born as a biological male" is not the move when you're reporting on what happened in Tumbler Ridge.

Here's is the @transjournalists.org Style Guide if you are covering this story today

styleguide.transjournalists.org
Trans Journalists Association Stylebook and Coverage Guide
The Transgender Journalists Association’s Stylebook and Coverage Guide is a tool reporters, editors, and other journalists can use to improve news coverage of trans people and the stories that affect ...
styleguide.transjournalists.org
February 11, 2026 at 7:58 PM