Daniel Scarfone, Cigarette Wife
@danielscarfone.bsky.social
Wrong Louis in the alt text. OH WELL.
December 15, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Wrong Louis in the alt text. OH WELL.
It just popped up on YouTube and I clicked “skip” too fast.
Seventy percent sure it was him!
Seventy percent sure it was him!
December 15, 2025 at 7:16 PM
It just popped up on YouTube and I clicked “skip” too fast.
Seventy percent sure it was him!
Seventy percent sure it was him!
Our god is a beautiful and alabaster god!
Happy Yuletide!
Happy Yuletide!
December 14, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Our god is a beautiful and alabaster god!
Happy Yuletide!
Happy Yuletide!
Just coming here to let you know that you suck and you have bad opinions because you’re a bad person.
December 14, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Just coming here to let you know that you suck and you have bad opinions because you’re a bad person.
Everyone should be able to buy a 3000lb combustion engine on wheels and pretty much do whatever they want with it.
Also, when they're 16, they'll be good enough at driving to give them this privilege for life.
They won't get worse.
Also, when they're 16, they'll be good enough at driving to give them this privilege for life.
They won't get worse.
December 13, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Everyone should be able to buy a 3000lb combustion engine on wheels and pretty much do whatever they want with it.
Also, when they're 16, they'll be good enough at driving to give them this privilege for life.
They won't get worse.
Also, when they're 16, they'll be good enough at driving to give them this privilege for life.
They won't get worse.
That's because it's an inefficient use of a human being's time.
A machine can do it every single time, objectively, and have a greater effect.
On top of that, cops are often bad at their jobs.
Drivers have just been getting away with it for so long, they feel entitled to get a pass.
A machine can do it every single time, objectively, and have a greater effect.
On top of that, cops are often bad at their jobs.
Drivers have just been getting away with it for so long, they feel entitled to get a pass.
December 13, 2025 at 3:35 PM
That's because it's an inefficient use of a human being's time.
A machine can do it every single time, objectively, and have a greater effect.
On top of that, cops are often bad at their jobs.
Drivers have just been getting away with it for so long, they feel entitled to get a pass.
A machine can do it every single time, objectively, and have a greater effect.
On top of that, cops are often bad at their jobs.
Drivers have just been getting away with it for so long, they feel entitled to get a pass.
*little boy pissing his pants in anger* I WANNA GO FASTER!
December 13, 2025 at 3:29 PM
*little boy pissing his pants in anger* I WANNA GO FASTER!
Jimmy Fallon makes Paddy McAloon play charades with the Roots.
December 13, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Jimmy Fallon makes Paddy McAloon play charades with the Roots.