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Daniel Scarfone, Cigarette Wife
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IS IT??!?!?
December 15, 2025 at 11:56 PM
December 15, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I think the Avatar movies suck. But I really like watching them. And I like pointing out what sucks so hard about them (almost everything).

I'm a complicated person.
December 10, 2025 at 11:30 PM
December 9, 2025 at 3:44 PM
If you choose to aid fascism and hatred for personal gain, you can eat shit for the rest of your dumb life.

Hope you never live a single happy day, you worm!
December 8, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Correct.
December 4, 2025 at 8:57 PM
December 4, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Prometheus is a Christmas movie!
December 3, 2025 at 3:44 AM
As if this isn't one of the best images in film history.

Kinship!
December 2, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I, uh...
November 28, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Mm-hmm!
November 27, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Quotes and comments disabled because cat's out of the bag, AI is shit and no one wants it as a product.

I can smell the burst just over the horizon and it smells like warm, fresh-baked bread.
November 26, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Stuff like this is proof we need to burn our societies to the ground.

This government body just made life worse for tenants, cyclists, pedestrians, and everyone who lives "in the environment," but chill out, and get back to basics, with HASH*.

*Don't get me wrong, hash rips.
November 25, 2025 at 7:55 PM
This place can’t just be a Gripe Repository.

Live your lives, buds!
November 21, 2025 at 6:58 PM
AH!
November 20, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Shake harder boy!
November 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Columbovember.
November 16, 2025 at 11:16 PM
November 14, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Popes. They're just like me.
November 11, 2025 at 10:44 PM
November 11, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Love my neighborhood Borsch Hero.
November 9, 2025 at 5:15 PM
November 6, 2025 at 6:07 PM
"I'm too big to fail."
"He doesn't know what that means."
"I do know what that means."
"(He doesn't know what that means.)"
November 6, 2025 at 4:29 PM
This video is... 18 years old.
November 3, 2025 at 4:19 PM
November 2, 2025 at 5:07 PM