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Dan Liebke

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Man without a bio For my thoughts on cricket, follow @liebcricket.com For my thoughts on everything else, follow this account. danliebke.com

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Dan Liebke @danliebke.com · Apr 23

WIFE: (baking a pie, handing me a spoon) Enough cinnamon?

ME: (mishearing) Uh, 'sufficient', 'adequate', 'ample', 'plenty'…

Dan Liebke @danliebke.com · 1d

Still very high, though.

Dan Liebke @danliebke.com · 1d

(They might be median house values, which would be the middle of all the property values in the city as estimated by companies that specialise in that kind of estimation. In which case, fair enough. But they’re not median prices.)

Dan Liebke @danliebke.com · 1d

I know this isn’t the point, but these definitely aren’t median house prices. A median is an actual price that happened (or sometimes an average of two prices) and I refuse to believe all eight capital cities had their middle-most sale price not ending in a round number.

A map of Australia with purportedly the median sale prices of every state capital

Dan Liebke @danliebke.com · 1d

(curtsies)

Dan Liebke @danliebke.com · 1d

Whenever Jawan is voted out in this #Survivor season, I desperately need him to take Savannah’s torch to be snuffed.

Dan Liebke @danliebke.com · 4d

To Me, My X-Men Comics! - Uncanny X-Men Issue 97, in which Scott has legal difficulties and Professor X is sun-safe

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To Me, My X-Men Comics! - Uncanny X-Men Issue 97

In which Scott has legal difficulties and Professor X is sun-safe

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Dan Liebke @danliebke.com · 5d

Somebody has broken into the Louvre and stolen half the internet.

Dan Liebke @danliebke.com · 9d

The Confabulannotated Sherlock Holmes, Chapter 3.8, featuring calligraphic calculus, astral projection and meta-comedy

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The Confabulannotated Sherlock Holmes, Chapter 3.8

Featuring calligraphic calculus, astral projection and meta-comedy

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Dan Liebke @danliebke.com · 9d

(looking at iOS 26.1 release notes) ‘autocorrects slurs’?

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 9d

note to incoming bluesky users: you MUST bring your own joke understandings. members and staff are NOT responsible for explaining what, how, and why jokes are

Dan Liebke @danliebke.com · 9d

He sounds like an expert on this topic of not trusting experts. Which makes it, frankly, a little hard to work out how to proceed.

Barbara Sobel @barbarasobel.bsky.social · 10d

RFK Jr: We need to stop trusting the experts... Trusting the experts is not a feature of science or democracy, it's a feature of religion and totalitarianism.

Dan Liebke @danliebke.com · 11d

To Me, My X-Men Comics! - Uncanny X-Men Issue 96, in which machine guns are wielded by maids and wall insurance is negotiated

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To Me, My X-Men Comics! - Uncanny X-Men Issue 96

In which machine guns are wielded by maids and wall insurance is negotiated

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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 13d

GEN-ALPHA DICKENS: it was the skibidi of times, it was the toilet of times

BOOMER TOLKIEN: I did NOT spend decades inventing languages only for you to butcher this one. Just saying!

ZILLENNIAL SHAKESPEARE: nah let him cook, brevity low-key the soul of wit fr fr

Dan Liebke @danliebke.com · 13d

Bless their hearts

Dan Liebke @danliebke.com · 14d

RIP Diane Keaton #Shalalala

The much missed mother of Alex, Mallory, Tina Yothers and baby Andy

Dan Liebke @danliebke.com · 16d

Interesting deleted scene from last night’s #Survivor episode.

Samuel L Jackson disapproving of motherfucking snakes.

Dan Liebke @danliebke.com · 17d

Give him a break. A superpowered dog attacked him!

The Mirror US @themirror.com · 18d

Actor Nicholas Hoult has announced that he will not attend the upcoming New York Comic Con due to recent knee surgery following his film Superman.

Superman's Nicholas Hoult withdraws from New York Comic Con due to health issues

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Dan Liebke @danliebke.com · 18d

To Me, My X-Men Comics! - Uncanny X-Men Issue 95, in which Scott barks like a dog and Nightcrawler insinuates a villain’s a frog!

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To Me, My X-Men Comics! - Uncanny X-Men Issue 95

In which Scott barks like a dog and Nightcrawler insinuates a villain’s a frog

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Dan Liebke @danliebke.com · 18d

To Me, My X-Men Comics! - Uncanny X-Men Issue 95, in which Scott barks like a dog and Nightcrawler insinuates a villain’s a frog!

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To Me, My X-Men Comics! - Uncanny X-Men Issue 95

In which Scott barks like a dog and Nightcrawler insinuates a villain’s a frog

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Anthony Etherin @anthonyetherin.bsky.social · 19d

INFINITE PALINDROME

…cosmic,
I’m so cosmic,
I’m so cosmic,
I’m so cosmic,
I’m so cosmic,
I’m so cosmic,
I’m so cosmic,
I’m so c…

Dan Liebke @danliebke.com · 23d

The Confabulannotated Sherlock Holmes, Chapter 3.7, featuring dragon speculation, friendship and miasmic vapours

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The Confabulannotated Sherlock Holmes, Chapter 3.7

Featuring dragon speculation, friendship and miasmic vapours

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Dan Liebke @danliebke.com · 25d

Yes, I have seen that documentary. It's good.

Dan Liebke @danliebke.com · 25d

Let's recap some old Chris Claremont X-Men comics, shall we? First up, it's issue 94.

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To Me, My X-Men Comics! - Uncanny X-Men Issue 94

In which, for no immediately obvious reason, I commence a series of recaps of old X-Men comics

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HitchPod @hitchpodonline.com · 26d

The 2nd best Hitchcock movie according to our listeners is Psycho from 1960.

On our rewatch of Psycho, we discuss its status as a Christmas movie, succumbing to basic opinions and the overratedness or otherwise of the shower scene.

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HitchPod Rewatch Countdown - Number 2, Psycho

The greatest Christmas movie since Die Hard

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Cat Jones @cricketbatcat.bsky.social · 26d

This is a brilliant mash up for the two or three of us in this niche Venn diagram intersection. And a perfect punchline too. #Survivor #cricket

Dan Liebke @liebcricket.com · 28d

Here's the second part of my answer to the incredibly important niche question that's tearing my newsletter apart: 'What if Cricket was Survivor?'. Who is the Glenn Maxwell of Survivor? Who is the Tony Vlachos of cricket? All is revealed.

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What If Cricket Was Survivor?

Part 2: Sport, television and Survivor

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