Cat Jones
@cricketbatcat.bsky.social
🏏 Mostly cricket. Fast cyclist, medium-pace bowler, slow runner.
Podcast host:
https://cantbowlcantthrow.com/ @hitchpodonline.com
Commentates: @guerillacricket.bsky.social & CA
Podcast host:
https://cantbowlcantthrow.com/ @hitchpodonline.com
Commentates: @guerillacricket.bsky.social & CA
I cant believe I’m agreeing with a notoriously unreconstructed former Australian captain. #Ashes open.substack.com/pub/danliebk...
Hey, England, We’ll Lend You Mitchell Starc (To Teach You How To Bat)
Musings on the second Ashes Test from an anonymous former Australian Test cricketer
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December 9, 2025 at 12:01 PM
I cant believe I’m agreeing with a notoriously unreconstructed former Australian captain. #Ashes open.substack.com/pub/danliebk...
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Australia v England Second Test, Day Four Report Card, featuring competent batting, Alex Carey injustice, mindless banter and strong Australian teams #Ashes 🏏
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newsletter.danliebke.com/p/australia-...
Australia v England Second Test, Day Four Report Card
Featuring competent batting, Alex Carey injustice, mindless banter and strong Australian teams
newsletter.danliebke.com
December 7, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Australia v England Second Test, Day Four Report Card, featuring competent batting, Alex Carey injustice, mindless banter and strong Australian teams #Ashes 🏏
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newsletter.danliebke.com/p/australia-...
December 6, 2025 at 8:25 AM
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I would go so far as to say that if you haven’t bought a copy of the book for your cat, you’re teetering dangerously close to animal cruelty.
liebcricket.com/ridiculousashes
liebcricket.com/ridiculousashes
A cat finally being won over to cricket by the sheer ridiculousness of the Ashes
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November 26, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I would go so far as to say that if you haven’t bought a copy of the book for your cat, you’re teetering dangerously close to animal cruelty.
liebcricket.com/ridiculousashes
liebcricket.com/ridiculousashes
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Have England Spent The Last Four Years Practising How To Lose Faster?
Musings on the first Ashes Test from an anonymous former Australian Test cricketer #Ashes 🏏
newsletter.danliebke.com/p/have-engla...
Musings on the first Ashes Test from an anonymous former Australian Test cricketer #Ashes 🏏
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Have England Spent The Last Four Years Practising How To Lose Faster?
Musings on the first Ashes Test from an anonymous former Australian Test cricketer
newsletter.danliebke.com
November 23, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Have England Spent The Last Four Years Practising How To Lose Faster?
Musings on the first Ashes Test from an anonymous former Australian Test cricketer #Ashes 🏏
newsletter.danliebke.com/p/have-engla...
Musings on the first Ashes Test from an anonymous former Australian Test cricketer #Ashes 🏏
newsletter.danliebke.com/p/have-engla...
I mean - obviously one will fall out of the top 50 now, replaced by this one. But it’s still a solid top 49.
#Ashes 🏏
#Ashes 🏏
The 50 Most Ridiculous Ashes Moments - Now Out!
You can now get a copy of my latest book in your hands (and, via them, your eyes and brain). Rush out to your nearest bookstore and get a-purchasin'!
newsletter.danliebke.com/p/the-50-mos...
You can now get a copy of my latest book in your hands (and, via them, your eyes and brain). Rush out to your nearest bookstore and get a-purchasin'!
newsletter.danliebke.com/p/the-50-mos...
The 50 Most Ridiculous Ashes Moments - Now Out!
Pre-ordering is done. Time to just plain old buy.
newsletter.danliebke.com
November 22, 2025 at 9:32 AM
I mean - obviously one will fall out of the top 50 now, replaced by this one. But it’s still a solid top 49.
#Ashes 🏏
#Ashes 🏏
Calling on @qantas to show this instead of the pre-flight safety briefing, whenever England are flying. #Ashes 🏏
Fox Cricket dedicating an hour special devoted to Starc taking first over wickets.
No pressure come 1:30pm, Mitchell. #Ashes 🏏
No pressure come 1:30pm, Mitchell. #Ashes 🏏
November 21, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Calling on @qantas to show this instead of the pre-flight safety briefing, whenever England are flying. #Ashes 🏏
Books, Brooks and Bookies! - New episode of the Can't Bowl, Can't Throw podcast #Ashes 🏏
Books, Brooks and Bookies - New episode of the Can't Bowl, Can't Throw podcast #Ashes 🏏
newsletter.danliebke.com/p/books-broo...
newsletter.danliebke.com/p/books-broo...
Books, Brooks and Bookies
New episode of the Can't Bowl, Can't Throw podcast
newsletter.danliebke.com
November 19, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Books, Brooks and Bookies! - New episode of the Can't Bowl, Can't Throw podcast #Ashes 🏏
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Banned For Life (Terms And Conditions Apply) - musings on Lord’s from an anonymous former Australian Test cricketer #Ashes 🏏
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newsletter.danliebke.com/p/banned-for...
Banned For Life (Terms And Conditions Apply)
Musings on Lord’s from an anonymous former Australian Test cricketer
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November 12, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Banned For Life (Terms And Conditions Apply) - musings on Lord’s from an anonymous former Australian Test cricketer #Ashes 🏏
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NEW ARTICLE
"an interloper in the media box" from @cricketbatcat.bsky.social, on her time at the scg struggling to recognise a single famous face...extremely relatable
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"an interloper in the media box" from @cricketbatcat.bsky.social, on her time at the scg struggling to recognise a single famous face...extremely relatable
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An interloper in the media box
by Cat Jones SCG 25 October 2025 – India v Australia ODI I have a form of face blindness. Not the clinical kind, mind you. Not prosopagnosia or any real excuse. Just a powerful and specific indiffe…
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October 31, 2025 at 10:34 AM
NEW ARTICLE
"an interloper in the media box" from @cricketbatcat.bsky.social, on her time at the scg struggling to recognise a single famous face...extremely relatable
daisycutterzine.wordpress.com/2025/10/31/a...
"an interloper in the media box" from @cricketbatcat.bsky.social, on her time at the scg struggling to recognise a single famous face...extremely relatable
daisycutterzine.wordpress.com/2025/10/31/a...
ICYMI here are the results of the Women's World Cup first semi (#WOLVAARDTvENG) by @liebcricket.com.
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Women’s World Cup - First Semi-Final Report Card
Featuring full bags, buckets of glory and Morpheus off the short run
newsletter.danliebke.com
October 30, 2025 at 3:18 AM
ICYMI here are the results of the Women's World Cup first semi (#WOLVAARDTvENG) by @liebcricket.com.
newsletter.danliebke.com/p/womens-wor...
newsletter.danliebke.com/p/womens-wor...
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Not sure why everybody’s saying Boland will replace Cummins for the first #Ashes Test when, as we revealed exclusively in this podcast, Boland played Australia’s most recent Test.
In fact, Nathan Lyon will replace Cummins.
In fact, Nathan Lyon will replace Cummins.
New CBCT episode!
Topics include:
- The Women’s World Cup
- The Chappell-Hadlee Trophy
- Quiz - Who Will Open For Australia in the Ashes?
- Plus, another thrilling Muller Award
newsletter.danliebke.com/p/opening-sc...
Topics include:
- The Women’s World Cup
- The Chappell-Hadlee Trophy
- Quiz - Who Will Open For Australia in the Ashes?
- Plus, another thrilling Muller Award
newsletter.danliebke.com/p/opening-sc...
Opening Scenes
New episode of the Can't Bowl, Can't Throw podcast
newsletter.danliebke.com
October 28, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Not sure why everybody’s saying Boland will replace Cummins for the first #Ashes Test when, as we revealed exclusively in this podcast, Boland played Australia’s most recent Test.
In fact, Nathan Lyon will replace Cummins.
In fact, Nathan Lyon will replace Cummins.
Reposted by Cat Jones
Australia v India Third ODI Report Card, featuring liking David Warner, being six beers deep, shadows and Virat Kohli's century #AUSvIND 🏏
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Australia v India Third ODI Report Card
Featuring liking David Warner, being six beers deep, shadows and Virat Kohli's century
newsletter.danliebke.com
October 25, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Australia v India Third ODI Report Card, featuring liking David Warner, being six beers deep, shadows and Virat Kohli's century #AUSvIND 🏏
newsletter.danliebke.com/p/australia-...
newsletter.danliebke.com/p/australia-...
Duckstradamus is on fire with insighful predictions. Chance of a Kohli duck tonight?
"11% chance of a Kohli duck. (I’ll revise down quickly once he gets off the mark.)"
#AUSvIND
"11% chance of a Kohli duck. (I’ll revise down quickly once he gets off the mark.)"
#AUSvIND
Let's see if there's any brave souls, willing to risk a trip to ChatGPT to try out Duckstradamus...
Chance of an India win? Chance of a tie? Chance the next batter will make a duck?
chatgpt.com/g/g-68fc50fc...
#AUSvIND
Chance of an India win? Chance of a tie? Chance the next batter will make a duck?
chatgpt.com/g/g-68fc50fc...
#AUSvIND
ChatGPT - Duckstradamus
Predicts live cricket match outcomes and wicket likelihoods using cricket records and current match details
chatgpt.com
October 25, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Duckstradamus is on fire with insighful predictions. Chance of a Kohli duck tonight?
"11% chance of a Kohli duck. (I’ll revise down quickly once he gets off the mark.)"
#AUSvIND
"11% chance of a Kohli duck. (I’ll revise down quickly once he gets off the mark.)"
#AUSvIND
Kohli’s pulls off a sharp catch at square leg, but every closeup shows a face of pure despair. I guess he knows another duck’s coming his way. Although that’s not a certainty.
Maybe today, it won’t happen.
Maybe Rohit and Gill will bat 50 overs.
#AUSvIND
Maybe today, it won’t happen.
Maybe Rohit and Gill will bat 50 overs.
#AUSvIND
October 25, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Kohli’s pulls off a sharp catch at square leg, but every closeup shows a face of pure despair. I guess he knows another duck’s coming his way. Although that’s not a certainty.
Maybe today, it won’t happen.
Maybe Rohit and Gill will bat 50 overs.
#AUSvIND
Maybe today, it won’t happen.
Maybe Rohit and Gill will bat 50 overs.
#AUSvIND
That fumble on the boundary was 4.
It's one of the most basic laws of cricket - if a fielder's penis is in contact with the ball while his toe touches the rope, it's 4.
#AUSvIND
It's one of the most basic laws of cricket - if a fielder's penis is in contact with the ball while his toe touches the rope, it's 4.
#AUSvIND
October 25, 2025 at 4:53 AM
That fumble on the boundary was 4.
It's one of the most basic laws of cricket - if a fielder's penis is in contact with the ball while his toe touches the rope, it's 4.
#AUSvIND
It's one of the most basic laws of cricket - if a fielder's penis is in contact with the ball while his toe touches the rope, it's 4.
#AUSvIND
Let's see if there's any brave souls, willing to risk a trip to ChatGPT to try out Duckstradamus...
Chance of an India win? Chance of a tie? Chance the next batter will make a duck?
chatgpt.com/g/g-68fc50fc...
#AUSvIND
Chance of an India win? Chance of a tie? Chance the next batter will make a duck?
chatgpt.com/g/g-68fc50fc...
#AUSvIND
ChatGPT - Duckstradamus
Predicts live cricket match outcomes and wicket likelihoods using cricket records and current match details
chatgpt.com
October 25, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Let's see if there's any brave souls, willing to risk a trip to ChatGPT to try out Duckstradamus...
Chance of an India win? Chance of a tie? Chance the next batter will make a duck?
chatgpt.com/g/g-68fc50fc...
#AUSvIND
Chance of an India win? Chance of a tie? Chance the next batter will make a duck?
chatgpt.com/g/g-68fc50fc...
#AUSvIND
Mitch Marsh expects to be “six beers deep” by lunch on day 1 of the #Ashes.
Does that make him more or less likely to open for Australia?
#AUSvIND
Does that make him more or less likely to open for Australia?
#AUSvIND
'Six beers deep': Marsh's Ashes plan is not about opening: https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-10-20/six-beers-deep-marsh-s-ashes-plan-is-not-about-opening/105912940
'Six beers deep': Marsh's Ashes plan is not about opening
Michael Vaughan wants Mitch Marsh opening the batting for Australia in the Ashes but it would require a serious leap of faith from Test selectors.
www.abc.net.au
October 25, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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New CBCT episode!
Topics include:
- The Women’s World Cup
- The Chappell-Hadlee Trophy
- Quiz - Who Will Open For Australia in the Ashes?
- Plus, another thrilling Muller Award
newsletter.danliebke.com/p/opening-sc...
Topics include:
- The Women’s World Cup
- The Chappell-Hadlee Trophy
- Quiz - Who Will Open For Australia in the Ashes?
- Plus, another thrilling Muller Award
newsletter.danliebke.com/p/opening-sc...
Opening Scenes
New episode of the Can't Bowl, Can't Throw podcast
newsletter.danliebke.com
October 11, 2025 at 4:40 AM
New CBCT episode!
Topics include:
- The Women’s World Cup
- The Chappell-Hadlee Trophy
- Quiz - Who Will Open For Australia in the Ashes?
- Plus, another thrilling Muller Award
newsletter.danliebke.com/p/opening-sc...
Topics include:
- The Women’s World Cup
- The Chappell-Hadlee Trophy
- Quiz - Who Will Open For Australia in the Ashes?
- Plus, another thrilling Muller Award
newsletter.danliebke.com/p/opening-sc...
Reposted by Cat Jones
October 1, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Reposted by Cat Jones
The 2nd best Hitchcock movie according to our listeners is Psycho from 1960.
On our rewatch of Psycho, we discuss its status as a Christmas movie, succumbing to basic opinions and the overratedness or otherwise of the shower scene.
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On our rewatch of Psycho, we discuss its status as a Christmas movie, succumbing to basic opinions and the overratedness or otherwise of the shower scene.
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HitchPod Rewatch Countdown - Number 2, Psycho
The greatest Christmas movie since Die Hard
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September 30, 2025 at 4:18 AM
The 2nd best Hitchcock movie according to our listeners is Psycho from 1960.
On our rewatch of Psycho, we discuss its status as a Christmas movie, succumbing to basic opinions and the overratedness or otherwise of the shower scene.
newsletter.danliebke.com/p/hitchpod-r...
On our rewatch of Psycho, we discuss its status as a Christmas movie, succumbing to basic opinions and the overratedness or otherwise of the shower scene.
newsletter.danliebke.com/p/hitchpod-r...