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Dan Liebke @liebcricket.com · 22h

Australia v India Third ODI Report Card, featuring liking David Warner, being six beers deep, shadows and Virat Kohli's century #AUSvIND 🏏

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Australia v India Third ODI Report Card

Featuring liking David Warner, being six beers deep, shadows and Virat Kohli's century

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Dan Liebke @liebcricket.com · 1d

A sea of fans in India colours at the SCG. A Kuldeep blue sea, if you will. (But you probably won't.) #AUSvIND 🏏

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Cat Jones @cricketbatcat.bsky.social · 1d

Duckstradamus is on fire with insighful predictions. Chance of a Kohli duck tonight?

"11% chance of a Kohli duck. (I’ll revise down quickly once he gets off the mark.)"

#AUSvIND

Cat Jones @cricketbatcat.bsky.social · 1d

Let's see if there's any brave souls, willing to risk a trip to ChatGPT to try out Duckstradamus...
Chance of an India win? Chance of a tie? Chance the next batter will make a duck?
chatgpt.com/g/g-68fc50fc...

#AUSvIND

ChatGPT - Duckstradamus

Predicts live cricket match outcomes and wicket likelihoods using cricket records and current match details

chatgpt.com

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Cat Jones @cricketbatcat.bsky.social · 1d

Kohli’s pulls off a sharp catch at square leg, but every closeup shows a face of pure despair. I guess he knows another duck’s coming his way. Although that’s not a certainty.

Maybe today, it won’t happen.

Maybe Rohit and Gill will bat 50 overs.

#AUSvIND

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Cat Jones @cricketbatcat.bsky.social · 1d

Insights...
"Since Matthew Short already has 23 runs in his innings, his chance of getting out for a duck is essentially zero (0 %)." #AUSvIND

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Cat Jones @cricketbatcat.bsky.social · 1d

That fumble on the boundary was 4.

It's one of the most basic laws of cricket - if a fielder's penis is in contact with the ball while his toe touches the rope, it's 4.

#AUSvIND

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Cat Jones @cricketbatcat.bsky.social · 1d

Let's see if there's any brave souls, willing to risk a trip to ChatGPT to try out Duckstradamus...
Chance of an India win? Chance of a tie? Chance the next batter will make a duck?
chatgpt.com/g/g-68fc50fc...

#AUSvIND

ChatGPT - Duckstradamus

Predicts live cricket match outcomes and wicket likelihoods using cricket records and current match details

chatgpt.com

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Cat Jones @cricketbatcat.bsky.social · 1d

Mitch Marsh expects to be “six beers deep” by lunch on day 1 of the #Ashes.

Does that make him more or less likely to open for Australia?

#AUSvIND

ABC News (Unofficial) @abc-news.bsky.social · 6d

'Six beers deep': Marsh's Ashes plan is not about opening: https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-10-20/six-beers-deep-marsh-s-ashes-plan-is-not-about-opening/105912940

'Six beers deep': Marsh's Ashes plan is not about opening

Michael Vaughan wants Mitch Marsh opening the batting for Australia in the Ashes but it would require a serious leap of faith from Test selectors.

www.abc.net.au

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Dan Liebke @liebcricket.com · 15d

New CBCT episode!

Topics include:

- The Women’s World Cup
- The Chappell-Hadlee Trophy
- Quiz - Who Will Open For Australia in the Ashes?
- Plus, another thrilling Muller Award

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Opening Scenes

New episode of the Can't Bowl, Can't Throw podcast

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Dan Liebke @liebcricket.com · 25d

Author copies!

Please head to liebcricket.com/ridiculousashes/ to pre-order your non-author copies.

Multiple copies of The 50 Most Ridiculous Ashes Moments

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HitchPod @hitchpodonline.com · 26d

The 2nd best Hitchcock movie according to our listeners is Psycho from 1960.

On our rewatch of Psycho, we discuss its status as a Christmas movie, succumbing to basic opinions and the overratedness or otherwise of the shower scene.

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HitchPod Rewatch Countdown - Number 2, Psycho

The greatest Christmas movie since Die Hard

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Cat Jones @cricketbatcat.bsky.social · 27d

This is a brilliant mash up for the two or three of us in this niche Venn diagram intersection. And a perfect punchline too. #Survivor #cricket

Dan Liebke @liebcricket.com · 28d

Here's the second part of my answer to the incredibly important niche question that's tearing my newsletter apart: 'What if Cricket was Survivor?'. Who is the Glenn Maxwell of Survivor? Who is the Tony Vlachos of cricket? All is revealed.

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What If Cricket Was Survivor?

Part 2: Sport, television and Survivor

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Dan Liebke @liebcricket.com · Sep 25

My next book, The 50 Most Ridiculous Ashes Moments, co-authored with @kingcricket.co.uk, is now available for pre-order here in Australia. (England readers - stay tuned!)

If you plan to buy it - and, honestly, why wouldn't you? - please pre-order. It helps a lot.

liebcricket.com/ridiculousas...

The 50 Most Ridiculous Ashes Moments

The Ashes is one of the oldest and most revered contests in the history of sport. But it is also a contest that contains profound nonsense.The ridi...

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Dan Liebke @liebcricket.com · Sep 17

India v Australia Second ODI Report Card, featuring jazz standards, chaotic running, comedy rust and half-speed podcasts #INDvAUS 🏏

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