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Disney Prime Video + @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 3h

Remembering Margaret Thatcher on what would have been her 100th Birthday.

Margaret Thatcher searches under a house for union activity

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Annie Mel Farm 🇪🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇬🇧 @annie-mel-farm.bsky.social · 1d

#WalesMovies
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a man in a robot costume stands in front of a store that has a sign that says ' super ' on it

ALT: a man in a robot costume stands in front of a store that has a sign that says ' super ' on it

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Graaaaave Mc 🧟‍♂️✝️⛪🧛⚰️🦇 @davemc99.bsky.social · 5h

When one Sliding Door closes, another one opens...

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Graaaaave Mc 🧟‍♂️✝️⛪🧛⚰️🦇 @davemc99.bsky.social · 5h

That last panel kills me

a man with long hair and a beard is wearing a tank top and saying that 's perfect .

ALT: a man with long hair and a beard is wearing a tank top and saying that 's perfect .

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Graaaaave Mc 🧟‍♂️✝️⛪🧛⚰️🦇 @davemc99.bsky.social · 5h

But also minimally controversial, so nobody would pay me

Graaaaave Mc 🧟‍♂️✝️⛪🧛⚰️🦇 @davemc99.bsky.social · 5h

Not me, all my bile is my own and free of charge

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Jaunty Art @jaunty.art · Nov 1

Misheard lyrics (true story)

Four panel comic of Nicolas Cage dressed as Castor Troy in priest costume from the film Face/Off. The text reads “And if I only could, I’d make a deal with God, and get Him to SWAP OUR FACES.”

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Graaaaave Mc 🧟‍♂️✝️⛪🧛⚰️🦇 @davemc99.bsky.social · 8h

If I was Kevin Caliber I would have words with whoever 'shopped that poster. All that time in the gym and they made his body look smaller by the addition of a huuuuuuge head!

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John A Dracula Cullen @nellucnhoj.bsky.social · Feb 3

mondays am I right

4 panel Garfield parody comic

P1: Jon and Garfield. Garfield thinks the immortal words: "I hate Mondays"

P2: Jon stares at the Garf

P3: Wide panel. Jon leans in toward Not Heathcliffe, gesturing at him with his left hand, and says "why. WHY do you hate Mondays. you are a cat. If anything, *I* should be the one to hate Mondays!"

P5: another wide panel, an extreme closeup of The Cat. He thinks:

"... Even as someone who doesn't work, I am -- as are we ALL-- beholden to a system thatbos toxic to the human (and feline) condition.

A neverending cycle that chews us up and spits us out.

I do not hate Mondays, human. I hate what Mondays represent."

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Alice Roberts @profaliceroberts.bsky.social · 16h

Um. There’s a woman presenting this too.

ok.co.uk @ok.co.uk · 6d

Rylan Clark is set to delve into the eerie world of witchcraft in his new show, The Witches Of Essex.

Rylan Clark slams 'misogyny' in British witch hunt as he fronts new Sky show

Rylan Clark shares the spotlight with professor Alice Roberts in The Witches Of Essex, where the pair delve into the dark history of witch hunts - and one discovery rattled Rylan.

www.ok.co.uk

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Alice Roberts @profaliceroberts.bsky.social · 16h

I’m sure they didn’t mean to eliminate the woman in this image.

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Disney Prime Video + @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 13h

"They Pull A Knife, You Blow Up A Giraffe. He Sends One Of Yours To The Hospital, You Send One Of Them To The Bouncy Castle."

- The Inflatables (1986)

amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 1d

The inflatables have made it to Broadview.

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Graaaaave Mc 🧟‍♂️✝️⛪🧛⚰️🦇 @davemc99.bsky.social · 22h

Sending best wishes, chief, you can do this 💪

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Graaaaave Mc 🧟‍♂️✝️⛪🧛⚰️🦇 @davemc99.bsky.social · 23h

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Graaaaave Mc 🧟‍♂️✝️⛪🧛⚰️🦇 @davemc99.bsky.social · 23h

Order something of course, either pies or chips (not both). Gravy with whichever you choose though, natch, we're not monsters.

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Graaaaave Mc 🧟‍♂️✝️⛪🧛⚰️🦇 @davemc99.bsky.social · 1d

"Can I call you?"

Paul @rudemrlang.com · 1d

The barcode was wrong.

Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 1d

In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

rm -rf ~/

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Dan Douglas @dandouglas.bsky.social · 1d

[tentatively moving to unhook her bra] hey chatGPT what’s the slickest way to unhook a bra

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Graaaaave Mc 🧟‍♂️✝️⛪🧛⚰️🦇 @davemc99.bsky.social · 1d

"52 years an imbecile" is far too on-the-nose to ignore

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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 2d

“Someone you don’t know did something you don’t care about.” -social media notifications

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Graaaaave Mc 🧟‍♂️✝️⛪🧛⚰️🦇 @davemc99.bsky.social · 1d

Who's gonna do the Jesus Boogaloo??

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Graaaaave Mc 🧟‍♂️✝️⛪🧛⚰️🦇 @davemc99.bsky.social · 2d

High Five, Universe!

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Bruce Gorrie @bsgorrie.bsky.social · 3d

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Graaaaave Mc 🧟‍♂️✝️⛪🧛⚰️🦇 @davemc99.bsky.social · 2d

Autumn is for shaggers

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Pete Firman @petefirman.bsky.social · 3d

Speedy sleight of hand🥵

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Graaaaave Mc 🧟‍♂️✝️⛪🧛⚰️🦇 @davemc99.bsky.social · 2d

I get it, you're smart and you feel trapped in a call centre job that you think is beneath you.

But 1: you're dealing with a vast majority of people whose education predates email.

2: "case-insensitive" is not, and will never be, common parlance, so there is no educational gap

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