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Graaaaave Mc 🧟‍♂️✝️⛪🧛⚰️🦇 @davemc99.bsky.social · 2h

Sending best wishes, chief, you can do this 💪

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Graaaaave Mc 🧟‍♂️✝️⛪🧛⚰️🦇 @davemc99.bsky.social · 3h

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Graaaaave Mc 🧟‍♂️✝️⛪🧛⚰️🦇 @davemc99.bsky.social · 3h

Order something of course, either pies or chips (not both). Gravy with whichever you choose though, natch, we're not monsters.

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Graaaaave Mc 🧟‍♂️✝️⛪🧛⚰️🦇 @davemc99.bsky.social · 4h

"Can I call you?"

Paul @rudemrlang.com · 5h

The barcode was wrong.

Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 14h

In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

rm -rf ~/

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Dan Douglas @dandouglas.bsky.social · 7h

[tentatively moving to unhook her bra] hey chatGPT what’s the slickest way to unhook a bra

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Graaaaave Mc 🧟‍♂️✝️⛪🧛⚰️🦇 @davemc99.bsky.social · 11h

"52 years an imbecile" is far too on-the-nose to ignore

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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 1d

“Someone you don’t know did something you don’t care about.” -social media notifications

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Graaaaave Mc 🧟‍♂️✝️⛪🧛⚰️🦇 @davemc99.bsky.social · 1d

Who's gonna do the Jesus Boogaloo??

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Graaaaave Mc 🧟‍♂️✝️⛪🧛⚰️🦇 @davemc99.bsky.social · 1d

High Five, Universe!

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Bruce Gorrie @bsgorrie.bsky.social · 3d

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Graaaaave Mc 🧟‍♂️✝️⛪🧛⚰️🦇 @davemc99.bsky.social · 1d

Autumn is for shaggers

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Pete Firman @petefirman.bsky.social · 2d

Speedy sleight of hand🥵

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Graaaaave Mc 🧟‍♂️✝️⛪🧛⚰️🦇 @davemc99.bsky.social · 1d

I get it, you're smart and you feel trapped in a call centre job that you think is beneath you.

But 1: you're dealing with a vast majority of people whose education predates email.

2: "case-insensitive" is not, and will never be, common parlance, so there is no educational gap

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Graaaaave Mc 🧟‍♂️✝️⛪🧛⚰️🦇 @davemc99.bsky.social · 2d

The Lady's Not For Turning Back Time

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Sarah Dempster @dempster2000.bsky.social · 2d

7 reasons why The Thing (1982) is a Christmas film:

1) snow
2) bearded men concealing surprises
3) compulsory party games
4) introverts shunning group activities
5) digestive issues
6) revellers bursting open to reveal partially assimilated canine lifeforms
7) knitwear

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Graaaaave Mc 🧟‍♂️✝️⛪🧛⚰️🦇 @davemc99.bsky.social · 2d

Phwoar!

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Graaaaave Mc 🧟‍♂️✝️⛪🧛⚰️🦇 @davemc99.bsky.social · 2d

You can't announce that you're doing one!

(that would be a Fraudian slip...)

Graaaaave Mc 🧟‍♂️✝️⛪🧛⚰️🦇 @davemc99.bsky.social · 2d

Will this do?

a man in a suit and glasses is saying `` i cast you out , unclean spirit '' .

ALT: a man in a suit and glasses is saying `` i cast you out , unclean spirit '' .

media.tenor.com

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Graaaaave Mc 🧟‍♂️✝️⛪🧛⚰️🦇 @davemc99.bsky.social · 2d

"My first two are in a cat that doesn't chase mice...

My third explores between Neptune and Saturn..."

a man in a striped suit is making a funny face and holding a piece of paper .

ALT: a man in a striped suit is making a funny face and holding a piece of paper .

media.tenor.com

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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 2d

Friday.

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Graaaaave Mc 🧟‍♂️✝️⛪🧛⚰️🦇 @davemc99.bsky.social · 2d

Mind the Fap...

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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 2d

Pretty confused by how TRON became a big-budget movie franchise. Was it a bit hit when it came out? No. Did it become a big hit on video/TV? Also no. Do people have fond nostalgic memories of it? Eh kinda but not really. Was it secretly great and critically acclaimed? No again

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Graaaaave Mc 🧟‍♂️✝️⛪🧛⚰️🦇 @davemc99.bsky.social · 2d

As the people who literally write the dictionary, can you not just spell the writing related version it as it's pronounced to differentiate?

Graaaaave Mc 🧟‍♂️✝️⛪🧛⚰️🦇 @davemc99.bsky.social · 2d

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Graaaaave Mc 🧟‍♂️✝️⛪🧛⚰️🦇 @davemc99.bsky.social · 2d

Happy Anniversary!

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