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Autoglass Half Empty, Autoglass Half Full
Freakin' winter wonderland here today ☃️❄️
January 28, 2026 at 8:23 AM
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January 25, 2026 at 3:58 PM
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Some safety tips for the big storm! Be safe, everybody.
January 25, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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Hit me Paul Shane one more time
January 27, 2026 at 8:29 AM
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Good evening
January 25, 2026 at 6:16 PM
a man is standing in front of a soccer ball .
ALT: a man is standing in front of a soccer ball .
media.tenor.com
January 25, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Oooof!!! #oof
January 25, 2026 at 6:17 PM
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Yesterday’s bin collection gave me Close Encounters vibes.
January 24, 2026 at 12:23 PM
I had a dream last night that me and LadyMc were private investigators in Finland, and a very young Chris Hemsworth cane to us to help find his lost dog
January 24, 2026 at 9:52 AM
Friday
January 23, 2026 at 8:49 AM
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Here we see the Seal Bar, nervously looking around, ever mindful of it's natural chocolate bar predator, The Club.
January 22, 2026 at 8:29 PM
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It goes like this,
the fourth, the fifth
the sixth, the seventh
we’re in a lift
January 22, 2026 at 1:12 PM
This will be cheaply made slop, but also seems a bit bad taste in these times to have someone scream down the telly box "LOOK AT ME, LITTLE PEOPLE, I CAN AFFORD A CASTLE!!"

Read le room...
January 22, 2026 at 11:13 AM
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I’m lazy, but not guy-who-named-Newfoundland lazy.
May 9, 2023 at 3:22 PM
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Hump.
Tea.
Dump.
Tease.
Hat on.
AWOL.

The stages leading up to being ghosted by a nursery rhyme character.
January 22, 2026 at 6:48 AM
Thursday
January 22, 2026 at 7:17 AM
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Digby the Biggest Dog in the World With Big Naturals
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
January 21, 2026 at 9:35 PM
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January 21, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Our local deer youngsters are so fluffy with their winter coats, they look more like quokkas than deer!
January 20, 2026 at 2:11 PM
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I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Muting Nobel Prize cos of that cunt, which means I'm also going to miss out on any updates for Marie Curie and Niels Bohr, so I hope you lot out there keep me updated with any news or goss on that front, yeah?
January 19, 2026 at 3:49 PM
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New Order is an influential English rock band formed in Manchester in 1980 from the remnants of Joy Division, blending post-punk with electronic dance music, featuring key members Bernard Sumner, Stephen Morris, Gillian Gilbert, and bassist Peter Hook.
January 16, 2026 at 2:27 PM
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I really can't keep track of the Chinese zodiac
January 18, 2026 at 10:59 PM
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January 17, 2026 at 3:40 PM
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I love being terrible at chess. I love having no idea how to do a proper checkmate. I love sacrificing all of my pawns fewer than ten moves in. People devote their entire lives to it and I’m just like “wheeeeee horsies”
January 17, 2026 at 8:40 PM