DaveMc🍺
@davemc99.bsky.social
Autoglass Half Empty, Autoglass Half Full
Freakin' winter wonderland here today ☃️❄️
January 28, 2026 at 8:23 AM
Freakin' winter wonderland here today ☃️❄️
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Some safety tips for the big storm! Be safe, everybody.
January 25, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Some safety tips for the big storm! Be safe, everybody.
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Hit me Paul Shane one more time
January 27, 2026 at 8:29 AM
Hit me Paul Shane one more time
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Yesterday’s bin collection gave me Close Encounters vibes.
January 24, 2026 at 12:23 PM
Yesterday’s bin collection gave me Close Encounters vibes.
I had a dream last night that me and LadyMc were private investigators in Finland, and a very young Chris Hemsworth cane to us to help find his lost dog
January 24, 2026 at 9:52 AM
I had a dream last night that me and LadyMc were private investigators in Finland, and a very young Chris Hemsworth cane to us to help find his lost dog
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Here we see the Seal Bar, nervously looking around, ever mindful of it's natural chocolate bar predator, The Club.
January 22, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Here we see the Seal Bar, nervously looking around, ever mindful of it's natural chocolate bar predator, The Club.
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It goes like this,
the fourth, the fifth
the sixth, the seventh
we’re in a lift
the fourth, the fifth
the sixth, the seventh
we’re in a lift
January 22, 2026 at 1:12 PM
It goes like this,
the fourth, the fifth
the sixth, the seventh
we’re in a lift
the fourth, the fifth
the sixth, the seventh
we’re in a lift
This will be cheaply made slop, but also seems a bit bad taste in these times to have someone scream down the telly box "LOOK AT ME, LITTLE PEOPLE, I CAN AFFORD A CASTLE!!"
Read le room...
Read le room...
Alan Carr, chateau man
Alan Carr, chateau man
Comedian to buy his own Scottish castle in new TV series
dlvr.it
January 22, 2026 at 11:13 AM
This will be cheaply made slop, but also seems a bit bad taste in these times to have someone scream down the telly box "LOOK AT ME, LITTLE PEOPLE, I CAN AFFORD A CASTLE!!"
Read le room...
Read le room...
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I’m lazy, but not guy-who-named-Newfoundland lazy.
May 9, 2023 at 3:22 PM
I’m lazy, but not guy-who-named-Newfoundland lazy.
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Hump.
Tea.
Dump.
Tease.
Hat on.
AWOL.
The stages leading up to being ghosted by a nursery rhyme character.
Tea.
Dump.
Tease.
Hat on.
AWOL.
The stages leading up to being ghosted by a nursery rhyme character.
January 22, 2026 at 6:48 AM
Hump.
Tea.
Dump.
Tease.
Hat on.
AWOL.
The stages leading up to being ghosted by a nursery rhyme character.
Tea.
Dump.
Tease.
Hat on.
AWOL.
The stages leading up to being ghosted by a nursery rhyme character.
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Digby the Biggest Dog in the World With Big Naturals
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
January 21, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Digby the Biggest Dog in the World With Big Naturals
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Our local deer youngsters are so fluffy with their winter coats, they look more like quokkas than deer!
January 20, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Our local deer youngsters are so fluffy with their winter coats, they look more like quokkas than deer!
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I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 1:57 AM
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
Muting Nobel Prize cos of that cunt, which means I'm also going to miss out on any updates for Marie Curie and Niels Bohr, so I hope you lot out there keep me updated with any news or goss on that front, yeah?
January 19, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Muting Nobel Prize cos of that cunt, which means I'm also going to miss out on any updates for Marie Curie and Niels Bohr, so I hope you lot out there keep me updated with any news or goss on that front, yeah?
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New Order is an influential English rock band formed in Manchester in 1980 from the remnants of Joy Division, blending post-punk with electronic dance music, featuring key members Bernard Sumner, Stephen Morris, Gillian Gilbert, and bassist Peter Hook.
January 16, 2026 at 2:27 PM
New Order is an influential English rock band formed in Manchester in 1980 from the remnants of Joy Division, blending post-punk with electronic dance music, featuring key members Bernard Sumner, Stephen Morris, Gillian Gilbert, and bassist Peter Hook.
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I really can't keep track of the Chinese zodiac
January 18, 2026 at 10:59 PM
I really can't keep track of the Chinese zodiac
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I love being terrible at chess. I love having no idea how to do a proper checkmate. I love sacrificing all of my pawns fewer than ten moves in. People devote their entire lives to it and I’m just like “wheeeeee horsies”
January 17, 2026 at 8:40 PM
I love being terrible at chess. I love having no idea how to do a proper checkmate. I love sacrificing all of my pawns fewer than ten moves in. People devote their entire lives to it and I’m just like “wheeeeee horsies”