The all-new 2026 Neil Miles
@neilsmiles.com
"Isn't he a panic"
ASD. Deals in items salvaged from old video tapes and snark about 80s pop.
“Tinkety tonk old fruit, & down with the Nazis”
https://www.youtube.com/@NeilMiles
ASD. Deals in items salvaged from old video tapes and snark about 80s pop.
“Tinkety tonk old fruit, & down with the Nazis”
https://www.youtube.com/@NeilMiles
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England's most aggressive river
January 12, 2026 at 9:59 PM
England's most aggressive river
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Post a PERFECT album from the 90s that isn’t by Kula Shaker, Cast, Ocean Colour Scene or Weller
hope the UK follows through and blocks twitter but bsky is simply not prepared for becoming disproportionately British
January 12, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Post a PERFECT album from the 90s that isn’t by Kula Shaker, Cast, Ocean Colour Scene or Weller
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I can't get in the mood for Christmas this early.
January 12, 2026 at 12:20 PM
I can't get in the mood for Christmas this early.
36 / 33 / 3 Frankies #popmaster
a man wearing headphones is singing into a microphone in a recording studio .
Alt: a man wearing headphones is singing into a microphone in a recording studio .
media.tenor.com
January 12, 2026 at 10:48 AM
36 / 33 / 3 Frankies #popmaster
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There is always an XKCD
January 12, 2026 at 8:58 AM
There is always an XKCD
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I love Wanda Sykes for this.
I have zero time for Gervais for the obvious reasons. The many, many obvious reasons.
I have zero time for Gervais for the obvious reasons. The many, many obvious reasons.
Wanda Sykes presented an award at the Golden Globes to Ricky Gervais, who didn’t show up. ‘He would like to thank God,’ she said, ‘and the trans community,”
Wanda Sykes Uses Ricky Gervais’s Absence to Thank the Trans Community
Wanda Sykes presented an award at the Golden Globes to Ricky Gervais, who didn’t show up. ‘He would like to thank God,’ she said, ‘and the trans community,”
www.vulture.com
January 12, 2026 at 6:52 AM
I love Wanda Sykes for this.
I have zero time for Gervais for the obvious reasons. The many, many obvious reasons.
I have zero time for Gervais for the obvious reasons. The many, many obvious reasons.
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absolute filth on Antiques Roadshow
January 11, 2026 at 7:11 PM
absolute filth on Antiques Roadshow
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15-25 year old me: tee hee i love all the deaths in the final destination movies
40 year old me: this is what happens when you get rid of regulations and oversight. Everything is shoddily built and they’re cutting corners
40 year old me: this is what happens when you get rid of regulations and oversight. Everything is shoddily built and they’re cutting corners
May 25, 2025 at 12:49 PM
15-25 year old me: tee hee i love all the deaths in the final destination movies
40 year old me: this is what happens when you get rid of regulations and oversight. Everything is shoddily built and they’re cutting corners
40 year old me: this is what happens when you get rid of regulations and oversight. Everything is shoddily built and they’re cutting corners
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“Jed, I’ll level with you - I’m really scared.”
January 11, 2026 at 11:15 AM
“Jed, I’ll level with you - I’m really scared.”
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this mf a Mii
Should be bigger news that the bureau chief of Toronto Sun is celebrating an unarmed woman being executed in the street
January 11, 2026 at 1:18 AM
this mf a Mii
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“Oh Petie, you’re on the wrong yacht love. This is for underage girls. Let me ask the captain to steer us back to shore so you can get on the drugged boys catamaran.”
Epstein kept me 'separate' from his sexual side because I'm gay, Mandelson tells BBC
Epstein kept me 'separate' from his sexual side because I'm gay, Mandelson tells BBC
Mandelson tells the BBC he won't apologise to Epstein's victims because he was not 'knowledgeable' of the situation.
www.bbc.com
January 11, 2026 at 10:55 AM
“Oh Petie, you’re on the wrong yacht love. This is for underage girls. Let me ask the captain to steer us back to shore so you can get on the drugged boys catamaran.”
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The Cardiff Lions do an annual Drag Rugby charity match for children’s charities and it’s as beautiful as you imagined
January 10, 2026 at 7:45 PM
The Cardiff Lions do an annual Drag Rugby charity match for children’s charities and it’s as beautiful as you imagined
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Ladies and gentlemen: The Daily Telegraph.
January 10, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Ladies and gentlemen: The Daily Telegraph.
Thanks for the warning - I was expecting a bus
January 10, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Thanks for the warning - I was expecting a bus
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I've got two of my very limited Bowie/Mr Benn A3 Giclee prints on fancy art paper back in stock. Each one has secret, unique details! £50 plus p&p if you want one.
January 10, 2026 at 2:17 PM
I've got two of my very limited Bowie/Mr Benn A3 Giclee prints on fancy art paper back in stock. Each one has secret, unique details! £50 plus p&p if you want one.
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Remember; If your Parker is Posey, everything's rosey.
But if your Posie is Parker, then things are much darker.
But if your Posie is Parker, then things are much darker.
January 10, 2026 at 10:29 AM
Remember; If your Parker is Posey, everything's rosey.
But if your Posie is Parker, then things are much darker.
But if your Posie is Parker, then things are much darker.
Switched the TV on immediately before that goal so I'm claiming an assist #thefootball
January 10, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Switched the TV on immediately before that goal so I'm claiming an assist #thefootball
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I don’t think we should have ceded control quite so quickly and without so much as a fight.
January 10, 2026 at 2:52 AM
I don’t think we should have ceded control quite so quickly and without so much as a fight.