The all-new 2026 Neil Miles
@neilsmiles.com
"Isn't he a panic"
ASD. Deals in items salvaged from old video tapes and snark about 80s pop.
“Tinkety tonk old fruit, & down with the Nazis”
https://www.youtube.com/@NeilMiles
ASD. Deals in items salvaged from old video tapes and snark about 80s pop.
“Tinkety tonk old fruit, & down with the Nazis”
https://www.youtube.com/@NeilMiles
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Because if anything puts perverts off, it's paying £8.99
Now only paying subscribers can make violent non-consenual sexual imagery of women and children -
Grok turns off image generator for most users after outcry over sexualised AI imagery www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
Grok turns off image generator for most users after outcry over sexualised AI imagery www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
Grok turns off image generator for most users after outcry over sexualised AI imagery
X to limit editing function to paying subscribers after platform threatened with fines and regulatory action
www.theguardian.com
January 9, 2026 at 8:08 AM
Because if anything puts perverts off, it's paying £8.99
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“David, who shall we invite to the wedding?”
“Bono. Ono. Eno.”
“I love you, you unstoppable conceptual bastard.”
“Bono. Ono. Eno.”
“I love you, you unstoppable conceptual bastard.”
October 28, 2024 at 11:46 AM
“David, who shall we invite to the wedding?”
“Bono. Ono. Eno.”
“I love you, you unstoppable conceptual bastard.”
“Bono. Ono. Eno.”
“I love you, you unstoppable conceptual bastard.”
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If the liberation of Belsen happened today, the BBC wouldn't dare run the story without getting a quote from Julius Streicher.
January 8, 2026 at 11:00 AM
If the liberation of Belsen happened today, the BBC wouldn't dare run the story without getting a quote from Julius Streicher.
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I got to know @davidbowiereal.bsky.social a little. The man who changed my life on the 15th June 1972. David recorded a msg for the last R1 show @markradcliffe.bsky.social & I did in 2004. So honoured. Imagine then finding out his script for it is in the V+A. 💥 Thanks @julianstockton.bsky.social ❤️
January 8, 2026 at 10:31 AM
I got to know @davidbowiereal.bsky.social a little. The man who changed my life on the 15th June 1972. David recorded a msg for the last R1 show @markradcliffe.bsky.social & I did in 2004. So honoured. Imagine then finding out his script for it is in the V+A. 💥 Thanks @julianstockton.bsky.social ❤️
36 on round one (turtles get real) #popmaster
January 8, 2026 at 10:36 AM
36 on round one (turtles get real) #popmaster
Just had a cracking trip from Brighton to Edinburgh on this. Something very satisfying about it
Today I'm launching a silly roads-related side project - the Simulator, that will let you take journeys around the UK's major roads from the comfort of your chair. And to explain why I have invested so much effort in something so pointless, I wrote this. open.substack.com/pub/roadsorg...
Hello, here's my ridiculous side project
An introduction to what I write, and why I write it, and where my strange new road sign simulator fits in to all this.
open.substack.com
January 7, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Just had a cracking trip from Brighton to Edinburgh on this. Something very satisfying about it
VARdenfreude: pleasure derived by someone seeing a goal ruled out for a marginal offside
January 7, 2026 at 8:25 PM
VARdenfreude: pleasure derived by someone seeing a goal ruled out for a marginal offside
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Anyone got a van and some time on their hands? It's for a thing
If you have the space, means and collection: a northern Texas warehouse full of proto-Redbox VHS vending machines from the mid-1980s is being evicted. The machines are free and whatever isn't taken will imminently be scrapped.
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January 7, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Anyone got a van and some time on their hands? It's for a thing
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This keyboard is actually an entire computer. Just plug it into a monitor and you’re set.
January 7, 2026 at 3:07 PM
This keyboard is actually an entire computer. Just plug it into a monitor and you’re set.
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Scully let's split up. I'll interview this beautiful botanist and you go check out the sewer system full of human bones
January 7, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Scully let's split up. I'll interview this beautiful botanist and you go check out the sewer system full of human bones
"What's your area of expertise?"
"I can tell the difference between the To The Manor Born and Yes Minister theme tunes."
"No you can't Mr Simpson no one can."
"I can tell the difference between the To The Manor Born and Yes Minister theme tunes."
"No you can't Mr Simpson no one can."
January 7, 2026 at 2:04 PM
"What's your area of expertise?"
"I can tell the difference between the To The Manor Born and Yes Minister theme tunes."
"No you can't Mr Simpson no one can."
"I can tell the difference between the To The Manor Born and Yes Minister theme tunes."
"No you can't Mr Simpson no one can."
I'd like to say I didn't buy this because you can sing it to the Turtles theme but
January 7, 2026 at 1:49 PM
I'd like to say I didn't buy this because you can sing it to the Turtles theme but
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"Who is the man who appears unexpectedly in an OS map..?"
January 7, 2026 at 11:43 AM
"Who is the man who appears unexpectedly in an OS map..?"
39 / 36 / loads of cat food #popmaster
January 7, 2026 at 10:49 AM
39 / 36 / loads of cat food #popmaster
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Not for a game of Cluedo.
🌀 Perspective from Marcus Tullius Cicero:
“If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need.”
“If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need.”
January 7, 2026 at 10:35 AM
Not for a game of Cluedo.
Full house on round one #popmaster
a picture of a bus that says the vengabus is coming on it
ALT: a picture of a bus that says the vengabus is coming on it
media.tenor.com
January 7, 2026 at 10:36 AM
Full house on round one #popmaster
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