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@deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social
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(34-He/Him or They/Them) Call me Luce or Robb on here. IRL Sayaka Miki. #CancelKopf This is Chicago Catholic League Trash Talk Account, Minors DNI sorry.
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deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social
Note to anyone in Iowa.

This guy is accused of being a pedophile.
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catgirlfingies.quest
Annoying orange made me trans
Dane boe before transition at a PC editing annoying orange.
New pic of her now looking pretty and text says happy birthday annoying orange Catgirlfingies comment 
We're all trans now!!!

Daneboe replying hahaha! Our agenda worked! 😜
deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social
So this is the anniversary of me losing my old Saturn "aka the payload".
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sarahdbunting.bsky.social
My siblings in Christ, it was a privilege #fyeahbaseball
deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social
now we trainer doing the Bob Pockrass face
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michaelengel.bsky.social
Some dude who did the 9/9/9 challenge is sober and hungry again.
deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social
of course its caught stealing...

this is an absurd baseball game.
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katflandermeyer.bsky.social
shades of a four ot overtime hockey game where everyone is too In The Zone and you’re just waiting for somebody’s brain to break and let in a dumb one
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megrowler.fangraphs.com
neutral fan watching the Tigers/Mariners series: wow, these games! so tense! what fun!
Tigers/Mariners fans watching the Tigers/Mariners series: I have eaten a great deal of my own hair.
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scouse-git.bsky.social
Which will happen first?

A. Tigers - Mariners game finishes
B. Aliens make contact.
C. Universe ends
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cjzero.bsky.social
EJ Warner tried to leap a defender into the end zone and went for a ride with a rough landing
deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social
if you think Adam Amin looks short now, wait till you see him calling Bulls games.
deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social
I went during the 8th to let the neighbors dogs out in case the game went long and I was right.
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justinklugh.bsky.social
JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes
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lynsib.bsky.social
This is dying of kidney stones during dental surgery #goms
rotopat.bsky.social
I now understand why Mariners fans post every evening like they are dying of kidney stones
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theathletic.com
A'ja Wilson at her own press conference 😂

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deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social
The mitochondria came up to me, you know he's the powerhouse of the cell, he's very strong and he had tears in his eyes and he said Mr. Trump...
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galpalsports.bsky.social
NWSL and WNBA fans booing the commissioner?

Women’s sports have ✨made it✨
maggiehendricks.bsky.social
Oh, those are Gary Bettman like boos for Cathy Engelbert
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misterjayem.bsky.social
Kid Rock's look: what if Burt Reynolds wasn't allowed within 500 feet of schools
acyn.bsky.social
Kid Rock: Do you know what is stupid… these chicks running around on campuses with blue hair, five nose rings.
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maggiehendricks.bsky.social
See what happens when you invest in your team? Congratulations, Aces. It was fun covering you.