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Lynsi Burton

@lynsib.bsky.social

220 followers 570 following 960 posts

Pear-shaped loser. Self-loathing Mariners devotee and Coug. Writer/editor. Media/feminism/climate. For less sports screaming and more professional climate stuff, please see @lynsi-climate.bsky.social.

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Lynsi Burton @lynsib.bsky.social · 6h

Omg I made late-night victory soup too #goms

Hustle Chillson @hustle-chillson.bsky.social · 6h

Having some victory soup

Lynsi Burton @lynsib.bsky.social · 6h

I was on a work trip in Stockholm during the 2022 18-inning game and was up at 4 a.m., looks like David had that same experience tonight but with a good ending

David Roberts @volts.wtf · 12h

It's 2am here and my insane wife and child have convinced me to stay up to watch game 5 of the Mariners series.

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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 6h

jim and his wife were behind home plate tonight again as usual

Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 4d

fun random thing from the first game of mariners-tigers: that was jim sinegal, costco founder and of “if you raise the price of the fucking hot dog i’ll kill you” fame, sitting front row with his family

costco founder jim sinegal and his wife janet

Lynsi Burton @lynsib.bsky.social · 7h

Build the statue for Jorge #goms

Lynsi Burton @lynsib.bsky.social · 7h

JFC #goms

a little girl eating cotton candy in a crowd

ALT: a little girl eating cotton candy in a crowd

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Lynsi Burton @lynsib.bsky.social · 8h

Omg no beer + drip dry at the park

Bridgette M @bemaryman.bsky.social · 8h

People are upset about no beer, but what about toilet paper in the women’s room? #14thinning

Lynsi Burton @lynsib.bsky.social · 8h

#goms

a man is standing on a stage in front of a crowd with the words `` cut my life in to pieces '' written on it .

Alt: The Papa Roach lead singer is dressed in black standing on a stage in front of a crowd with the words `` cut my life in to pieces '' below

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Lynsi Burton @lynsib.bsky.social · 8h

Lynsi Burton @lynsib.bsky.social · 8h

This whole team #goms

a man with a beard is crying and saying `` he can 't keep getting away with it ! ''

Alt: a man with a beard is crying and saying `` he can 't keep getting away with it ! ''

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Lynsi Burton @lynsib.bsky.social · 9h

This is dying of kidney stones during dental surgery #goms

Patrick Daugherty @rotopat.bsky.social · Sep 11

I now understand why Mariners fans post every evening like they are dying of kidney stones

Lynsi Burton @lynsib.bsky.social · 9h

#goms

an elderly woman in a pink robe is standing in front of a microwave and says " i 'm out "

Alt: Sophia Petrillo from "The Golden Girls" in a pink robe, opening a micro and shoving her head inside, while text at the bottom of om reads, "I'm out."

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Bevin ✨ GOMS-y @roygbev.bsky.social · 9h

Lynsi Burton @lynsib.bsky.social · 9h

#goms

a cartoon cat with an angry face is sitting on a white surface .

Alt: Angry cartoon Pusheen cat, who is fat and gray with furrowed brows

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Lynsi Burton @lynsib.bsky.social · 9h

#goms

Victor Robles looking over his shades at the camera

Lynsi Burton @lynsib.bsky.social · 9h

My god, bats, let's go #goms

a man is making a funny face and says please

Alt: Kramer on "Seinfeld" wearing a trench coat, starting into the camera and thrusting his hands forward, scream-pleading, "PLEASE!"

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Lynsi Burton @lynsib.bsky.social · 9h

#goms

a black and white photo of a man in a tuxedo and tie .

Alt: Ricky Ricardo in a tuxedo, catching sight of something, then his eyes bulge out and grabs his head and his eyes roll back

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Lynsi Burton @lynsib.bsky.social · 10h

#goms

Andres Munoz kissing his white Persian cat, Matilda, while she lies on a hotel bed

Lynsi Burton @lynsib.bsky.social · 10h

#goms

a woman is laying on a bed with her mouth open and the words ahhhh written on the bottom .

Alt: Ilana in "Broad City" lying down screaming "AHHHHHHHHH!"

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Lynsi Burton @lynsib.bsky.social · 10h

Let's do Woo

Scott @scottydo16.bsky.social · 10h

I'm throwing Gilbert in the 9th

Lynsi Burton @lynsib.bsky.social · 10h

Thinking about this guy who really saw us #goms

Patrick Daugherty @rotopat.bsky.social · Sep 11

I now understand why Mariners fans post every evening like they are dying of kidney stones

Reposted by Lynsi Burton

Rebecca @arrdjay.bsky.social · 10h

OMG OMG OMG LEO!!!

Happy birthday indeed!
#goms

Screenshot of Pacific Northwest Seismic Network during the MLB ALDS between the Seattle Mariners and Detroit Tigers.

Lynsi Burton @lynsib.bsky.social · 10h

#goms

two men are standing next to each other in front of a brick wall and one of them is saying hello .

Alt: Uncle Leo on Seinfeld telling Jerry, "Hello!"

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Lynsi Burton @lynsib.bsky.social · 11h

#goms

Lynsi Burton @lynsib.bsky.social · 11h

#goms

Hank Hill wearing a Mariners hat, eyes bulging, biting his lip

Lynsi Burton @lynsib.bsky.social · 11h

#goms

Mark Corrigan from the British TV show "Peep Show" wearing his nondescript business suit, striding into a conference room, with his inner monologue below reading, "Palms dry, mouth dry, inner-buttock area moist."