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lynsib.bsky.social
Lynsi Burton
@lynsib.bsky.social
210 followers 570 following 930 posts
Pear-shaped loser. Self-loathing Mariners devotee and Coug. Writer/editor. Media/feminism/climate. For less sports screaming and more professional climate stuff, please see @lynsi-climate.bsky.social.
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Heather Hogan @heatherhogan.bsky.social · 1d
Wife: Fuck the Yankees!

Me: Hey maybe let’s don’t yell “Fuck the Yankees” with the windows open.
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Wife, louder: FUCK THE YANKEES!

Guy walking by outside: FUCK THE YANKEES!
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Lynsi Burton @lynsib.bsky.social · 12h
Kruger on "Seinfeld" wearing a suit in the office saying, "All right, I'm going home."
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Lynsi Burton @lynsib.bsky.social · 12h
"No Scrubs" came up on my playlist just now and that's how I feel about the Mariners rn #goms
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Lynsi Burton @lynsib.bsky.social · 12h
#goms
Frasier Crane on "Frasier" at his radio booth with his headset on, saying, "Today's topic: What's wrong with our Seattle Mariners?"
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Lynsi Burton @lynsib.bsky.social · 12h
Bump #goms
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Lynsi Burton @lynsib.bsky.social · 1d
#goms
Toad from the Frog and Toad books pumping his fists in anger with text overlaid reading, "Does something have to go wrong every single day!"
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Lynsi Burton @lynsib.bsky.social · 12h
#goms
a woman is looking out a window while holding a piece of paper in front of her
Alt: Leslie Knope from "Parks and Recreation" looking through a window and aggressively scowling
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Lynsi Burton @lynsib.bsky.social · 13h
#goms
Cal Raleigh crouched down on the field wearing home whites, smiling, backlit by the sun all angelic-like
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Lynsi Burton @lynsib.bsky.social · 13h
Turning off the audio and putting Beyonce on surround sound is a superior experience
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ZekeDaHefe @zekedahefe.bsky.social · 13h
😂 Are the analysts really whining to one another about “gamesmanship”? Get a grip, I’m not sure I’ve ever heard such ridiculous commentary. If you’re tipping pitches, and your team can’t figure it out, that’s all on you. Naylor is working them into a tizzy. #SeizeTheMoment 🔱 #GoMs
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Lynsi Burton @lynsib.bsky.social · 13h
Omg are you for real right now
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Arozagayna @gaychel.bsky.social · 13h
STOP TAKING DOM OUT OF THE FUCKING GAME FOR GARVER, DANIEL!
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Lynsi Burton @lynsib.bsky.social · 13h
Tigers, so far, do not have it #goms
a woman in a rainbow colored dress is standing in a parking garage
Alt: Lizzo in a rainbow-print dress sitting in the back of a golf cart in a parking garage, waving goodbye as she's being driven away, saying "Bye, bitch" and cackling
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Your Favorite DEI Veteran @akgrl33.bsky.social · 14h
I saw this one lol
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Ike @iketho.bsky.social · 15h
It is very real
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Lynsi Burton @lynsib.bsky.social · 14h
Rainier Valley or Kent Valley
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Jay Arnold @jayarnold.bsky.social · 15h
If I say “the valley” what valley do you immediately think of
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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 19h
good morning this was 30 years ago today
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 1d
Normally people don’t stress much about the odds of giving up six runs in a single inning, but I’m a Mariners fan and that’s its own kind of generational trauma.
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Laura @siggysacll.bsky.social · 1d
Oh my goodness - Muni on Matilda’s Instagram- kissing Matilda in Detroit hotel - Is my favorite thing 😻
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Scott @scottydo16.bsky.social · 1d
Good stuff here
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Lynsi Burton @lynsib.bsky.social · 1d
#goms
Andres Munoz cradling a tuxedo cat in his arms at the Seattle cat shelter, smiling at the camera
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Lynsi Burton @lynsib.bsky.social · 1d
#goms
Toad from the Frog and Toad books pumping his fists in anger with text overlaid reading, "Does something have to go wrong every single day!"
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Patrick Callahan, smashing pumpkins. @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 1d
This fuckin guy!
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Lynsi Burton @lynsib.bsky.social · 1d
#goms
Cal Raleigh doing batting practice showing his guns in a sleeveless shirt
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Lynsi Burton @lynsib.bsky.social · 1d
Bazardo #goms
Guy on "Love Actually" holding up a cue card at the front door for his best friend's wife that reads, "To me, you are perfect"
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Lynsi Burton @lynsib.bsky.social · 1d
#goms
Victor Robles looking over the top of his reflective shades
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Lynsi Burton @lynsib.bsky.social · 1d
I will make this reference with every good Brash outing no matter how few people get it #goms
Logo from the "Young and the Restless" makeup company, Brash & Sassy, featuring a very 90s scrawling font and a kiss stain
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Lynsi Burton @lynsib.bsky.social · 1d
All right Logan #goms
Woman lying on top of George Costanza in the back of a limo saying, "I'm ready to die for you"
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