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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 17h

Donald trump can still win the Nobel Peace prize if Mike Pence has the courage

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Kieran Healy @kjhealy.co · 18h

White House staff should just make and show him an AI-generated video where he wins, fly him to Duluth and tell him it’s Oslo, and dare the New York Times to say anything more than “Experts disagree about whether Mr Trump was awarded the Nobel Prize”.

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delrayser @delrayser.bsky.social · 1d

everything is on fire these days, sure, but how is it that 50% of all news stories are not about how I just spent $20 on a bag of store brand coffee at fucking costco

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delrayser @delrayser.bsky.social · 2d

if "we took the freedom of speech away" doesn't lead every Democratic campaign ad for the rest of time, what are we even doing here

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d

Trump: "We took the freedom of speech away because that's been through the courts and the courts said you have freedom of speech, but what has happened is when they burn a flag it agitates and irritates crowds."

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delrayser @delrayser.bsky.social · 2d

sorta weird that the thing he thinks is "wrong" is the amount of payment to the hospital, not the lack of treatment for the patient, right?

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d

Mike Johnson: "If you're a young, pregnant American citizen women who shows up in an ER and you get treated and they pay the hospital less for treating you than some illegal rabble rouser who came in from some South American country to do us harm, that is wrong."

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delrayser @delrayser.bsky.social · 2d

wanna see the sandwich I'm having for lunch?

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delrayser @delrayser.bsky.social · 3d

the first rule of a successful undercover operation is, tell everyone you're going to be doing an undercover operation

Ken Paxton BS press release about undercover operations targeting "leftist terror cells"

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delrayser @delrayser.bsky.social · 10d

summoning all my most senior employees from around the world so they can sit in the same room together and see with their own eyes how enfeebled and incapable of leading them I am

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delrayser @delrayser.bsky.social · 10d

dude needs to get his ass kicked by a female servicemember pronto

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 10d

Hegseth: "I don't want me son serving alongside troops who are out of shape or in combat units with females who can't meet the same combat arms physical standards as men"

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delrayser @delrayser.bsky.social · 14d

look I'm not saying we should trust his medical advice but this HEPATITAS thing sounds legit scary

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 14d

Highly normal. Nothing to see here, folks.

Pregnant Women, DON’T USE TYLENOL UNLESS ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY, DON’T GIVE TYLENOL TO YOUR YOUNG CHILD FOR VIRTUALLY ANY REASON, BREAK UP THE MMR SHOT INTO THREE TOTALLY SEPARATE SHOTS (NOT MIXED!), TAKE CHICKEN P SHOT SEPARATELY, TAKE HEPATITAS B SHOT AT 12 YEARS OLD, OR OLDER, AND, IMPORTANTLY, TAKE VACCINE IN 5 SEPARATE MEDICAL VISITS! President DJT

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delrayser @delrayser.bsky.social · 15d

dementia? yeah, I'm gonna go with dementia.

Kai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 15d

What even is this?

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 15d

Trump: "This is the only country in the world where you announce great numbers & the stock market goes down, bc when you announce great numbers they immediately want to take that success away by raising the interest rates. Why can't you announce great numbers and let them lower the interest rates?"

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delrayser @delrayser.bsky.social · 17d

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delrayser @delrayser.bsky.social · 19d

super excited for the second Kirk Cousins era

delrayser @delrayser.bsky.social · 19d

#lolFalcons

Falcons down 0-30 to the fucking Panthers

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 22d

Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From

LONDON—Claiming that he recognized the member of the royal family, but his memory was hazy, President Donald Trump has spent his entire trip to the U.K. trying to figure out where he knows Prince Andr...

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delrayser @delrayser.bsky.social · 22d

literally cannot tell if she is doing a bit

Photos of melania with the royals and she has a big stupid hat intentionally covering her face

Still can't see her face, seems intentional

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delrayser @delrayser.bsky.social · 22d

jimmy fallon should cancel his show in solidarity and also because it sucks

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delrayser @delrayser.bsky.social · 22d

comedy is legal again (terms and conditions apply)

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amy brown (spooky edition) @amybrown.xyz · 25d

i saw goody proctor making inflammatory posts about charlie kirk

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Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 25d

I mean...

minnesotareformer.com/briefs/haged...

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delrayser @delrayser.bsky.social · 27d

if you ask me the clearest sign that Kirk truly contributed to the country's civil discourse is how immediately anyone who is mildly critical of him is silenced