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Dave Williams @devilvalleycelt.bsky.social · 36m

Indeed. One hour 45 of that was just getting out of Cambridge. In the immortal words of Imelda Staunton, fuck that for a game of buggery

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Dave Williams @devilvalleycelt.bsky.social · 1h

Travel fuckery abounds. From my office on hills Road to my front door? Two and a quarter hours. Traffic was a raging bitch.

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Dave Bulmer @demontomatodave.bsky.social · Sep 10

Never became as popular as "ET Phone Home" did it

A drawing of ET waving at us on the cardboard packaging for a 1980s product called "E.T. Punch Balls"

As this is a repost of a Feb 2023 tweet of mine, found here https://x.com/DemonTomatoDave/status/1623464715077795840?s=19 , I have taken this photo from the No Context E.T. account who posted it there, and who originally I retweeted.

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Moose Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 17d

Andrew is a sort of non-prince now, a… well, I’m sure there’s some sort of portmanteau word that would describe him well.

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Dave Williams @devilvalleycelt.bsky.social · 11d

Remember - all mushrooms are edible. But some only once.

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Dave Williams @devilvalleycelt.bsky.social · 12d

Some good news amidst all the darkness

Hope For The Planet @h4tp.bsky.social · 13d

Australia's humpback whales are doing so well that their population is expected to reach carrying capacity and plateau in the near future--they have not just reached but exceeded pre-whaling numbers. For this to happen with such a long-lived, slow-reproducing species is near miraculous. #goodnews

These whales were hunted to 150 individuals. Now there are 50,000 of them

Once hunted almost to extinction, the population of humpback whales currently migrating down Australia's east coast has bounced back and is now greater than before whaling.

www.abc.net.au

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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 12d

#strictly #verystrictly

23.00 STRICTLY DANCE COMING
The overly erotic competition continues, with couples attempting to finish their routines whilst being reportedly brought to a state of physical ecstasy.

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Peter Chilvers @peterchilvers.com · 19d

The BBC are accidentally running the subtitles to Mrs Marple over the Mercury Prize, and it’s rather wonderful. A few of lines could plausibly have been written by Jarvis.

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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.bsky.social · 18d

Sunrise in Jezero Crater, Mars, 4 September, 2022.

A forlorn scene with the Sun barely peeking over the horizon at lower left, a lone mesa in the middle right middleground.

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Dave Williams @devilvalleycelt.bsky.social · 19d

Is this anything adjacent to the phrase “mammary memory”?

Dave Williams @devilvalleycelt.bsky.social · 20d

I’ll be honest with you, Matt. I was looking closely at the reg plate for longer than I’m happy admitting!

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Dave Williams @devilvalleycelt.bsky.social · 20d

As in energetic entertainment or an enclosed compound?

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Adam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 22d

They should do a Colombian remake of Scooby Doo where the gang brings Pablo Escobar to justice and he says "And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you Medellín kids"