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@dogballs.info

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writer. used to be on twitter. ready to have a baby

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drew @dogballs.info · Aug 30

I SAY YOU’RE BOTHERING PEOPLE WITH THIS PUZZLE BOX, BOY. YOU’RE COMIN’ ON TOO STRONG WITH THE “SUCH SIGHTS TO SHOW YOU,” WITH YOUR SKIN PULLED EVERY WHICH WAY

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drew @dogballs.info · 22h

It’s like Charlie Brown saying that Lucy is gonna feel real dumb once she realizes that she keeps pulling the football away

drew @dogballs.info · 22h

It is insane. Like listening to Pod Save America going on about “ICE needs to operate safely, with warrants signed by a judge” misses the entire point of what is happening

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drew @dogballs.info · 22h

Stephen Miller for sure went on autopilot on CNN and had to stop himself from saying the thing he is telling trump all the time, which is that he is winning all his cases and that he has supreme executive power. It’s muscle memory for him at this point

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drew @dogballs.info · 22h

Feels like most of our democrats in politics and media have legitimately never met a straight up bad man before. “We urge the president to hold a bipartisan-“ no. He doesn’t understand what the government is or does, doesn’t want to, and if it doesn’t hit his dopamine button he thinks it’s stupid

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drew @dogballs.info · 23h

Is this mario

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The emotional arc of the season really brought me - get this - peace. It was great thanks for making it

drew @dogballs.info · 1d

I’ve seen enough. I would let John Cena kill me

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drew @dogballs.info · 5d

If we do a civil war football season is gonna be super awkward

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drew @dogballs.info · 6d

You KNOW that fella has some thoughts on Yakub

drew @dogballs.info · 7d

I feel like i’m going fucking insane is everyone in kindergarten

drew @dogballs.info · 7d

The Viet Cong won because they telegraphed everything they were going to do when they were going to do it

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drew @dogballs.info · 7d

What do you mean we’re making a shopping list of people for the administration to disappear

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drew @dogballs.info · 7d

Welcome to the resistance please put your full name and phone number on this list to show you will be attending a protest against the government that is currently finding dissidents and doing violence against them

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drew @dogballs.info · 7d

It is literally as simple as: if you are an elected official and you try to legislate anything the police don’t like, they will kill you

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drew @dogballs.info · 7d

Politicians are straight up unable to hold the police to account. The police have everyones address, weapons, rage issues, and media narrative control. They get to decide what laws get enforced against who. We created a monster and built it an occupying military force in every town in the US

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drew @dogballs.info · 9d

Anyways, I hope you get this, man, hit me back
Just to chat, truly yours, fought Spider Man, Sebastian Stan

drew @dogballs.info · 10d

I mean yeah it’s like 1 am over there

drew @dogballs.info · 10d

Have any rappers had a poetic line about an electric vehicle

drew @dogballs.info · 10d

When I hear the eerie hum of an EV? Brother, my dick is gettin hard

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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 11d

Absolute all-timer sentence in today's @nytimes.com

"some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily execute civilians" says today's New York Times, continuing their long tradition of whitewashing fascism

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ceej @ceej.online · 11d

Heywood Jaholdme

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 14d

The optometrist messed up my prescription. I'm so mad I can't see straight.

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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · Jan 28

Senator: (posting on bluesky) The president told his supporters to prepare for the “Night Of One Thousand Screams.” Might I suggest he instead hold the Night Of One Thousand Bipartisan Discussions Of Job Creation Opportunities

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drew @dogballs.info · 13d

I hear you on this one man. Everything is insane and nothing makes any sense. We live in hell, but fwiw we live here *together*

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drew @dogballs.info · 14d

This man yearns for liberation but chooses a prison