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Dotun Olusoga @dotun.bsky.social · 6h

Emails, PRDs, One-pages, everything has gotten longer and unnecessarily wordy.

Y’all know we can tell you didn’t write this cos YOU DONT TALK LIKE THIS!!

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Dotun Olusoga @dotun.bsky.social · 23h

This is the most b*tch a*s move ever!!!

Michelle 🪷🇲🇽🇺🇸🌵 @chicana74.bsky.social · 1d

They hate to see Black women flourish

Dotun Olusoga @dotun.bsky.social · 1d

Them: how can you watch Kingdom, I can’t get past the animation

Me: Did you see Wang Yi’s duel with Pang Nuan? Xin’s duels? The standoff at the Hangu Pass? The Qin King inspiring the town of Zue to defend themselves against Li Mu & the Zhao army?

Peak Cinema, I tell you!!!
PEAK CINEMA!!!

Dotun Olusoga @dotun.bsky.social · 3d

Do not grab my head like this if you don’t plan on having my babies……

Cameron @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 3d

the one-two punch for Usha Vance of your husband making a public statement that he hopes you renounce your faith and then showing off his new widowed side piece is crazy work

Dotun Olusoga @dotun.bsky.social · 3d

He hates her

The Independent @the-independent.com · 3d

JD Vance slammed for saying he hopes his Hindu wife will ‘join Christianity’

www.independent.co.uk

Dotun Olusoga @dotun.bsky.social · 4d

Bruh!
I was born this way.
We do this!!!

Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app · 4d

Fellas and other masc folks, today is a good day to be handsome. Make it happen. I believe in you.

Dotun Olusoga @dotun.bsky.social · 4d

I just had one delivered from Banana Republic & now I feel targeted.

Pastor! You got cameras in my house? 😒

Solomon @solomonmissouri.bsky.social · 4d

Men of a certain age love a “shirt jacket”

Dotun Olusoga @dotun.bsky.social · 4d

The way Ponzi schemes work is whoever is last holds the bag. No takebacks.

Problem here is they’re trying to make sure we’re all holding the bag…

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Dotun Olusoga @dotun.bsky.social · 4d

I want to be happy in my own skin.
Is that an option?

The Jewel of the Nile @mzkatlynd.bsky.social · 5d

Do you wanna heal, or do you wanna be right?

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Dotun Olusoga @dotun.bsky.social · 4d

Why are you listening to people, who don’t know what you look like happy, tell you how to be happy?

Dotun Olusoga @dotun.bsky.social · 5d

On second thought, we should bring back Imposter Syndrome because what manner of incomprehensible incompetence is this?

Sarah Weinman @sarahweinman.com · 6d

Lmao what (from today's Breaker newsletter)

(Exclusive.) Bari Weiss this week clocks up four weeks on the job as chief booker (sorry, editor-in-chief) of CBS News. Breaker hears that she has unimpressed staffers with a series of bold ideas in the 9 am call.

Last week, following the jewel heist at The Louvre, Weiss suggested they interview author Dan Brown. Staffers questioned what expertise in the matter Brown would provide CBS News viewers? Brown is well known as the bestselling author of the 2003 mystery novel, The Da Vinci Code, about a murder at The Louvre.

On Tuesday’s 9 am call, Weiss suggested a story about how people who are scared of climate change aren’t having children. “She is showing her worst self,” one CBS News journalist told Breaker. “People are running to avoid her.”

Dotun Olusoga @dotun.bsky.social · 5d

WOW! They have nothing…..they’re reaching so far it’s ludicrous

CNN @cnn.com · 6d

In the final days of New York City’s mayoral race, Democratic nominee Zohran Mamdani has faced pushback over a story he told about his aunt being afraid to wear her hijab while riding the subway after the September 11, 2001, attacks. https://cnn.it/432IAcr

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Dotun Olusoga @dotun.bsky.social · 6d

Men would rather play baseball for 6+ hours than let Shohei Ohtani hit more than 2HRs off them.

You hate to see it.

Dotun Olusoga @dotun.bsky.social · 6d

He’s holding the camera

Fleetwood Coupe DeVille @viktorishere.bsky.social · 7d

I’m surprised Shaun King is not in this picture. It’s a scam artist collective.

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Dotun Olusoga @dotun.bsky.social · 6d

As you should

Dotun Olusoga @dotun.bsky.social · 6d

AI will reduce our workweek to zero cos we won’t have any work to go to.

Technically true 😭

Wisdom of Techbro-Kagawa

Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 6d

Perfect timing for this story to drop on the same day Amazon lays off 30,000 workers due to claims of AI efficiencies.

If companies have less work for people to do, they don’t give you Fridays off, they lay off people until everyone has a full workweek.

Zoom CEO Eric Yuan says AI will shorten our workweek | TechCrunch

Zoom CEO Eric Yuan says that, in a few years, we should be working a 3-4 day workweek because of AI.

techcrunch.com

Dotun Olusoga @dotun.bsky.social · 6d

My toxic trait is I’m so pigheaded it takes deep depression or excruciating, debilitating, back pain for my spirit (parts) to get through to me.

It is wildly, painfully, violent over here.

Dotun Olusoga @dotun.bsky.social · 6d

She hates him.

Dotun Olusoga @dotun.bsky.social · 6d

Is she….is he….is either of them…..I hate to ask…..but are they Ghanaian? 🥴🫣

demotivational speaker. 💕 @heysita.bsky.social · 6d

This woman made dinner for her husband and I truly don't understand.

It's an ENTIRE head of boiled cabbage...
over plain spaghetti noodles....
with whole potatoes...
well done steak....
and THREE boiled eggs.

In the same bowl. With a spicy mayo.

a woman wearing glasses is sitting on a couch eating food

ALT: a woman wearing glasses is sitting on a couch eating food

media.tenor.com

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Dotun Olusoga @dotun.bsky.social · 7d

Chaotically Efficient

Dotun Olusoga @dotun.bsky.social · 8d

Promise you won’t break it?

Dotun Olusoga @dotun.bsky.social · 8d

I actually understand what you mean by “shared decision”, it implies a deep level of commitment.

but I disagree on how limiting crotch goblins are.
Top tier limiters, those adorable munchkins.

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Dotun Olusoga @dotun.bsky.social · 8d

Why do you want to live on the wild side?
Do you know expensive and life-limiting those crotch goblins are?

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Dotun Olusoga @dotun.bsky.social · 9d

Pray! Tell me more

a cartoon of a man holding a bottle and the words all set

ALT: a cartoon of a man holding a bottle and the words all set

media.tenor.com

Dotun Olusoga @dotun.bsky.social · 10d

I miss New York already