Dotun
@dotun.bsky.social
Product Manager by day.
Building www.themoderncode.com by night(literally).
Building www.themoderncode.com by night(literally).
All of you having sex tonight, I hope you get a nice package in 9 - 10 months.
A bundle of joy, so to speak.
Yes! I’m hating.
A bundle of joy, so to speak.
Yes! I’m hating.
February 15, 2026 at 5:14 AM
All of you having sex tonight, I hope you get a nice package in 9 - 10 months.
A bundle of joy, so to speak.
Yes! I’m hating.
A bundle of joy, so to speak.
Yes! I’m hating.
Me: *watching the All-Star Dunk Contest*
a man is sitting in front of a microphone in a room with a sign that says the break club
ALT: a man is sitting in front of a microphone in a room with a sign that says the break club
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February 15, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Me: *watching the All-Star Dunk Contest*
My daughter just saw Aldis Hodge on TV and shouted “Daddy! He looks like you!”
No one can tell me nothing anymore.
I’m about to be insufferable.
No one can tell me nothing anymore.
I’m about to be insufferable.
a man standing in front of a building that says cross on it
ALT: a man standing in front of a building that says cross on it
media.tenor.com
February 15, 2026 at 12:06 AM
My daughter just saw Aldis Hodge on TV and shouted “Daddy! He looks like you!”
No one can tell me nothing anymore.
I’m about to be insufferable.
No one can tell me nothing anymore.
I’m about to be insufferable.
What I Learnt Today
Christian Louboutin makes men’s Chelsea boots.
They’re $1,400 a pair.
Use that information as you deem appropriate
Christian Louboutin makes men’s Chelsea boots.
They’re $1,400 a pair.
Use that information as you deem appropriate
February 14, 2026 at 4:46 PM
What I Learnt Today
Christian Louboutin makes men’s Chelsea boots.
They’re $1,400 a pair.
Use that information as you deem appropriate
Christian Louboutin makes men’s Chelsea boots.
They’re $1,400 a pair.
Use that information as you deem appropriate
You had me at Animaniacs.
Been trying to find that for my kids to experience it
Been trying to find that for my kids to experience it
In cartoon news, Tubi just revealed practically the entirety of the classic Warner Bros/Hanna-Barbera/Cartoon Network library is coming to the platform this March.
For those who don't wanna visit the bird site, here's the full list of what's coming.
For those who don't wanna visit the bird site, here's the full list of what's coming.
February 14, 2026 at 1:08 PM
You had me at Animaniacs.
Been trying to find that for my kids to experience it
Been trying to find that for my kids to experience it
The uninstall metrics must be rough
Ring says it is terminating its partnership with police tech company Flock Safety following backlash to this commercial: www.cnbc.com/amp/2026/02/...
Here's that Ring #SuperBowl commercial:
February 13, 2026 at 5:41 AM
The uninstall metrics must be rough
She has something to sell, doesn’t she?
She only deigns to post when she needs her peons to buy something.
She only deigns to post when she needs her peons to buy something.
February 13, 2026 at 5:38 AM
She has something to sell, doesn’t she?
She only deigns to post when she needs her peons to buy something.
She only deigns to post when she needs her peons to buy something.
This AI moment has had me questioning everything I thought I knew (and revered) about building software products.
Folks I looked up to have made ….some choices.
Folks I looked up to have made ….some choices.
February 12, 2026 at 3:10 AM
This AI moment has had me questioning everything I thought I knew (and revered) about building software products.
Folks I looked up to have made ….some choices.
Folks I looked up to have made ….some choices.
What would you have against dates?
9 out of 10 times there’s food there & cocktails, and the view across from you is sure to be spectacular (if you have taste).
What’s not to like?
9 out of 10 times there’s food there & cocktails, and the view across from you is sure to be spectacular (if you have taste).
What’s not to like?
February 11, 2026 at 12:59 AM
What would you have against dates?
9 out of 10 times there’s food there & cocktails, and the view across from you is sure to be spectacular (if you have taste).
What’s not to like?
9 out of 10 times there’s food there & cocktails, and the view across from you is sure to be spectacular (if you have taste).
What’s not to like?
🤣🤣🤣🤣
February 11, 2026 at 12:50 AM
🤣🤣🤣🤣
What I learned today…
Mayonnaise is named after Mago Barca, the brother of Hannibal Barca (the terror of Rome)
Mayonnaise is named after Mago Barca, the brother of Hannibal Barca (the terror of Rome)
February 10, 2026 at 8:00 PM
What I learned today…
Mayonnaise is named after Mago Barca, the brother of Hannibal Barca (the terror of Rome)
Mayonnaise is named after Mago Barca, the brother of Hannibal Barca (the terror of Rome)
It’s fascinating how unattractive I find incuriousness in a person.
February 10, 2026 at 12:00 AM
It’s fascinating how unattractive I find incuriousness in a person.
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I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.
February 8, 2026 at 10:23 PM
I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.
The dumbest thing I’m seeing is ppl posting screen recordings of themselves disabling the “Search for Pets” feature on their Ring doorbell app.
You still have a Ring camera on your property.
Do you know how any of this works?
They are ICE collaborators. They can/will do whatever TF they want
You still have a Ring camera on your property.
Do you know how any of this works?
They are ICE collaborators. They can/will do whatever TF they want
February 9, 2026 at 3:08 PM
The dumbest thing I’m seeing is ppl posting screen recordings of themselves disabling the “Search for Pets” feature on their Ring doorbell app.
You still have a Ring camera on your property.
Do you know how any of this works?
They are ICE collaborators. They can/will do whatever TF they want
You still have a Ring camera on your property.
Do you know how any of this works?
They are ICE collaborators. They can/will do whatever TF they want
No one understands the agony of trying to make every gift memorable when you consider yourself a “good gift giver”
February 5, 2026 at 2:17 PM
No one understands the agony of trying to make every gift memorable when you consider yourself a “good gift giver”
Wiser words have never been spoken.
You can never go wrong with this mantra!
You can never go wrong with this mantra!
February 4, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Wiser words have never been spoken.
You can never go wrong with this mantra!
You can never go wrong with this mantra!
I have a 5K in 3 weeks and I have not even started preparing.
Help!!! 😭 @bask-inrobyn.bsky.social
Help!!! 😭 @bask-inrobyn.bsky.social
February 3, 2026 at 2:54 PM
I have a 5K in 3 weeks and I have not even started preparing.
Help!!! 😭 @bask-inrobyn.bsky.social
Help!!! 😭 @bask-inrobyn.bsky.social
This is how I discovered there’s a person named October London.
I initially thought it was a moniker I didn’t know, unlike “pissy boy” which I got immediately.
I initially thought it was a moniker I didn’t know, unlike “pissy boy” which I got immediately.
October London lost a fan in me. He posted on IG that he still listens to pissy boy bc he didn't know the victims. Sickness, ppl will make all kinds of excuses to support abusers
February 2, 2026 at 5:41 PM
This is how I discovered there’s a person named October London.
I initially thought it was a moniker I didn’t know, unlike “pissy boy” which I got immediately.
I initially thought it was a moniker I didn’t know, unlike “pissy boy” which I got immediately.
Somebody primary this senile genocide-apologist
Video of his remarks where he says, verbatim, that one of his jobs as leader is to funnel more aid to Israel
75% of Democratic voters oppose sending Israel more military aid, as do 66% of independents and 60% of Americans overall according to recent polling
75% of Democratic voters oppose sending Israel more military aid, as do 66% of independents and 60% of Americans overall according to recent polling
February 2, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Somebody primary this senile genocide-apologist
Please and abeg
Side note… if ya see me interacting with any weirdo niggas, kindly pull me to the side and let me know what’s what.
Please and thanks.
Please and thanks.
February 1, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Please and abeg
A bald-on-bald crime…..so to speak
Really punching that nigga hair off 😭😭 I knew somebody would record it
February 1, 2026 at 2:32 AM
A bald-on-bald crime…..so to speak
The follically-impaired are not having a good time of it lately 🥹😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
Really punching that nigga hair off 😭😭 I knew somebody would record it
February 1, 2026 at 2:25 AM
The follically-impaired are not having a good time of it lately 🥹😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is……a choice!
Soap 🧼 so high now dawg. I borderline bout just wanna stank and call it a day 🥴
February 1, 2026 at 12:09 AM
This is……a choice!
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This guy's putting the time and work into fixing shit. He's making everyone else look like a lazy sack of shit hoping a rich person will write them a check to do nothing.
Corporations will not exploit working people in NYC.
Uber Eats, Fantuan & HungryPanda broke the law — shortchanging workers while raking in profits.
Today, we secured $5M+ in restitution for 49,000 delivery workers.
Let this be a warning: steal wages, face the consequences.
Uber Eats, Fantuan & HungryPanda broke the law — shortchanging workers while raking in profits.
Today, we secured $5M+ in restitution for 49,000 delivery workers.
Let this be a warning: steal wages, face the consequences.
January 31, 2026 at 6:51 PM
This guy's putting the time and work into fixing shit. He's making everyone else look like a lazy sack of shit hoping a rich person will write them a check to do nothing.