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@elanorjb.bsky.social
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PDX, some kind of forest gremlin. also a trans femme mom lawyer writer. 2023 Literary Arts Fellow, words at Slate, Rumpus, Catapult (RIP), etc. More charming irl
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elanorjb.bsky.social
Fake Portland problems: antifa-ravaged war town hellscape

Real Portland problems: my kid is too cool for goodwill or the child consignments but the good vintage shops don’t stock anything that fits her
elanorjb.bsky.social
The whole “president and henchmen boldly lie about Portland and media both-sides it” is extra brain melting when you lived through 2020 and remember what mass sustained protests here actually look like. This isn’t even that. Nothings happening here. Nothing is fucking happening.
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elanorjb.bsky.social
That middle aged transsexual lifestyle thing where you’re out in the yard watering some shrubs with the sun beating down and your brain won’t stop looping that québécois franglish drag influencer saying her pronouns are Go / Habs / Go
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caseyplett.com
I should also say that Persona is the first novel I've read since maybe Nevada that made me go, "I didn't know how much I (we) needed this."
ravineangel.bsky.social
emily’s edit transformed this book into something way beyond what i could have imagined when we started. i am so deeply grateful to her, @catfitzpatrick.net and @caseyplett.com for all their support and collaboration throughout the process 🖤🖤🖤
emializh.bsky.social
thrilled to be able to talk about this directly now: the first book I edited for LittlePuss is available for pre-order.

we’ve got a little marketing gimmick as usual but i’m gonna be sincere for a second
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jcrutchmer.bsky.social
Would have made the first words in this post “In a New Netflix film,” but I’m built different
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A single nuclear warhead, of unknown origin, is heading toward the U.S. mainland in Kathryn Bigelow's new Netflix film. It's an unnerving scenario — but it's also thrilling to watch. n.pr/48przga
Every moment pops in the nuclear thriller 'A House of Dynamite'
A single nuclear warhead, of unknown origin, is heading toward the U.S. mainland in Kathryn Bigelow's new Netflix film. It's an unnerving scenario — but it's also thrilling to watch.
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elanorjb.bsky.social
Yeah. Though I will say as a proud South Montavilla resident we're one of the last corners where this stuff is still actually kinda there, near the 82nd / Division hub at least.
elanorjb.bsky.social
Well you see we famously have quadrants, and we liked having them so much we added two more. So now there are six of them. The quadrants.
elanorjb.bsky.social
It’s in the only one of Portland’s six quadrants with zero good coffee, so no
elanorjb.bsky.social
Couch
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What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?
elanorjb.bsky.social
Boy in my kid’s graphic novel has a lot of trouble talking to girls and I’m stuck, like actually do not know how to explain this to a trans femme six year old
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goresorcerer.bsky.social
the fact that everyone says franchise instead of series nowadays is so insidious
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helldude.bsky.social
portland frog you smoke too tough. your swag too different. your rubber suit is too bad. they’ll kill you portland frog
elanorjb.bsky.social
It’s not bad, I very much appreciate the sentiment and gesture on multiple levels. Just, as a trans woman who stopped sharing pronouns professionally for safety reasons years ago, here in the heat of a whole-federal-government elimination campaign, it hits weird
elanorjb.bsky.social
It’s so bizarre to get HR emails encouraging pronoun sharing in October of 2025
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kenwhite.bsky.social
Fortunately once SCOTUS says courts can't stop Trump from sending Texans to kill Oregonians the Democratic leadership will have some strong points about kitchen table issues
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banalplay.bsky.social
When your custom character appears in a cut scene
The Portland frog backing down an army of jackboots
elanorjb.bsky.social
The maddening thing from on the ground in Portland is that these are not small lies or debatable points. It’s whole-cloth fabrication. And it’s bewildering to see a lot of media fail to call that out with the clarity needed. Like how can you “he said she said” whether there’s a war or not
elanorjb.bsky.social
much gratitude to @themountaingoats.bsky.social for crafting the definitive rhyme and resolving this one forever.
elanorjb.bsky.social
It’s cool how social media is just a relentless machine for disempowering and destroying any meaningful opposition to fascism, even as it creates a lot of space for people to talk about fascism
elanorjb.bsky.social
ok, maybe this site really is cooked
elanorjb.bsky.social
Taking advantage of the ICE / federal invasion distraction to spring disruptive political protests about other priority issues elsewhere in town —baller move honestly
elanorjb.bsky.social
Could Giancarlo play Gus Johnson? Yes. Could Johnson play Gus Fring? I mean, maybe
elanorjb.bsky.social
Portland Update: Palestine peace protestors have blocked Burnside downtown right in front of Powell’s.