Elf M. Sternberg
@elfsternberg.bsky.social
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Husband to a gorgeous wife, father to two great kids, greying leatherfairy, infamous furry, and world-class software engineer. If you can read this, you're running code I wrote.
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elfsternberg.bsky.social
For some reason my brain keeps playing the opening strings of "The Barber of Seville" and then segueing immediately into "... and if our good fortune never comes, here's to whatever comes..." from Fiddler on the Roof. I mean, it's a solid transition, but why did my brain make it?
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bendts2cents.bsky.social
Pretty sure that when you have giant frogs everywhere, God is very disappointed in how you are treating immigrants.
oregonian.com
Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight.

Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
elfsternberg.bsky.social
It occurs to me that one of the reasons the Republican Administration is so desperate to dismantle America's school system is that for every Democratic politician there are 25 Republican politicians who are forbidden by law to be within 500 feet of one.
garwboy.bsky.social
I'll not even consider paying attention to anything Farage has to say about what happens in primary schools until *every* member of his party is legally allowed to be within 50ft of one
Nigel Farage says Britain's
eachers 'poisoning our kids' and
predicts a teachers' strike as PM
GlAean
elfsternberg.bsky.social
The Bettys were a great example of this: Buck thought that leaning into Trek's sexism, its skimpy uniforms and so on, was funny. But Trek's sexism was already tired, and Trek itself had already tried to address it, so Buck was running that joke on thin fumes already.
elfsternberg.bsky.social
I think it shows that Henry loved spy movies; he understood what made them tick, and what absurdities and weaknesses could be exploited for humor. But he didn't get Star Trek, wasn't steeped in SF's tropes, and couldn't judge good scenes from bad.
elfsternberg.bsky.social
This was in a conversation about how the new shorts coming out of Warner Brothers don't understand what the originals were about. They're shallow and mean-spirited. Quark was, too. Quark's showrunner, Buck Henry, had previously been showrunner for Get Smart.
elfsternberg.bsky.social
Omaha apparently has never seen Quark. She didn't remember it at all. I would be a cursed husband to sully her imagination with a watch of it, wouldn't I?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quark_(...
Quark (TV series) - Wikipedia
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elfsternberg.bsky.social
At the symphony tonight, after the finale and the applause, someone in the back shouted loudly, "IT'S OVER AND THE MARINERS WON!" And there was much rejoicing!
elfsternberg.bsky.social
The toilet-paper flimsy barrier stopping large corporations from steamrolling every brilliant student into surrendering their intellectual property just flashed into ash.
elfsternberg.bsky.social
"There are seven working defenses from this position. Three of them disarm with minimal contact, three of them kill, one of them...

...hurts."
andrewfarago.bsky.social
Mariners and Tigers in the 14th inning
Grizzled, beaten-up older Batman from The Dark Knight Returns; illustrated by Frank Miller, colored by Lynn Varley
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
in 2011, the president of antifa hired me to give fashion consultancy to the organization. i recommended everyone wear navy suits with tan shoes, dress sneakers, and golf polos with slim chinos. if you arrested everyone today wearing these things, you'd destroy antifa
elfsternberg.bsky.social
He didn't have to add "... a projectile." Just say "Your agents shot a priest." People have lost eyes, limbs, and lives from "rubber bullets."
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
he also said that 80% of antifa's members are landlords and if you lower the cost of housing, you basically starve the network of its financing
elfsternberg.bsky.social
The original cartoons set up conflicts based on some real conflicts: Hunters hunt. Coyotes are hungry. Men are greedy. Rich people feel entitled.

Bugs exacted justice with his revenge. Daffy got comeuppance for hubris, not just mischief.

None of that was present in this short.
elfsternberg.bsky.social
But it's genuinely ill-spirited from the beginning, as if informed by John Krickfalusi's work. It assumes Daffy and Porky hate each other and the audience already knows this.
elfsternberg.bsky.social
"Wet Cement" is a series of visual gags in a bottle: the background never changes. Porky is laying some cement to repair a sidewalk and Daffy decides to leave a footprint. This escalates in ways you would expect.
elfsternberg.bsky.social
I'm at the Seattle Symphony Pops, "Bugs Bunny in Concert." One thing they showed was a new cartoon, "Wet Cement." It shows that the writers now fundamentally misunderstand what made Chuck Jones, Tex Avery, and Friz Freleng great.
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nameoftheyear.bsky.social
LOSING MY MIND AT THE PHONE NUMBER ON THIS BUS IN FRONT OF ME
Photo of the back of a private transport bus featuring a Pegasus logo. The company phone number printed on the bus is 1-888-PEG-TRANS
elfsternberg.bsky.social
Today I learned about The Wabbit: bourbon, sweet vermouth, and raspberry syrup. Warner Brothers approved, even.
elfsternberg.bsky.social
"We have strength, common sense and intelligence. ... We’re not going to take your child away and change the sex of your child."

That's the kind of bullshit the addled coot at the far end of the bar says after the way the world has changed unmoors him from reality.
pinknews.bsky.social
During a meeting in the Oval Office, Donald Trump appeared to mock trans people in remarks made in front of Canadian PM Mark Carney, whose child is non-binary.
Read more: https://bit.ly/48VnfVV
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elfsternberg.bsky.social
My Little Pony is Dune fanfic?
garius.bsky.social
If you think about it, Paul's story in Dune just mirrors that of Twilight Sparkle as she discovers she's an Alicorn and becomes a reluctant princess.
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trannieoakley.meangirls.online
the existence of one detrans mass shooter proves chloe cole is a terrorist
erininthemorning.com
“The existence of even one ex gay dismantles the central lie of homosexuality, that it is an innate characteristic from birth and therefore should have human rights awarded to it.”

Same shit different era.
Chloe Cole: The existence of even one detransitioner dismantles the central lie of transgenderism, that it is an innate characteristic from birth and therefore should have human rights awarded to it.