E = mily²
@emily.news
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Tech anchoress • Drops uncommon loot • Luxuriously soft • Sometimes I make computers slightly warmer • Not a reliable news source • https://emily.news/where-is-emily/ (Current avatar from https://bsky.app/profile/punkitt.bsky.social/post/3lqxxndy54s2q)
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call me quantum the way I collapse after literally any interaction
emily.news
can it do Gnomeo & Juliet
emily.news
I need to rewatch the movie but it isn't December yet
emily.news
lion in winter, holy shit that's good
emily.news
democracy manifest
emily.news
man I do NOT like just sitting on the couch and seeing a quadcopter drone float by outside
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dystopiabreaker.xyz
i made a thing that hopefully makes this clearer or is at least fun to play with: sgd.fyi
emily.news
stronk like boooll
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infinitebrians.neocities.org
this sword appeared to me in a vision
emily.news
are you just eating an eggplant like it's some sort of banana
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emily.news
I want to lick mountains, Gandalf!
emily.news
I licked it, they no longer have any claim
emily.news
I want to lick mountains, Gandalf!
emily.news
I just want to sit in a deep forest late at night listening to raindrops dripping down through the autumn trees. for a month.
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emily.news
this is untrue.

just an aside: free speech is instrumental to a functioning democracy because you can't do democracy properly if people don't know what's actually happening.

these lies harm us (in Portland) and poison the entire possibility of democratic participation for everyone else.
atrupar.com
Trump: "Portland, I mean -- every time I look at that place it's burning down. There are fires all over the place. When a store -- there are very few of them left -- but when a store owner rebuilds a store they build it out of plywood. They don't put up storefronts anymore. They just put wood up."
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chhopsky.tv
In space, death is contagious. When we die, the Scarabs decontaminate our ships and lay us to rest.

But when Dalia gets cleanup request from her childhood home, she finds something she’s never seen before: a contamination that doesn’t want to be cleaned.

This is Ambrosia Sky.
emily.news
the implication is disgusting and unprofessional
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djangowexler.bsky.social
My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
emily.news
but planets are where i keep all my atmospheres
emily.news
okay i think about materials science in a sci-fi context a LOT. like, i am reasonably sure materials science advances is what will unlock a LOT of futuristic shit. (we can't build railguns or orbital tethers or several other things because we don't have the materials for it!) is this your read?
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spacetwinks.bsky.social
putting in 70 hours a week and i'm still at the bottom of the escaping samsara leaderboards, what the fuck
jfruh.bsky.social
”im addicted to this Buddhism game” —things someone who is good at buddhism would say???
emily.news
if you can find a hello kitty in my size I'll do it
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ceej.online
damn. hoping it at least signifies something
shakespeare.lol
It is a tale
Told by an idiot