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Ennuimageddon

@ennuimageddon.bsky.social

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A marsupial who's hobbies include defenestration, avoiding tofu, and sabotaging the career of Kevin Federline.

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Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · Oct 23

Personally, I think the most compelling character in Aliens was Nute.

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Ingrid Burrington @lifewinning.com · 1d

the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist

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Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 19h

LiveFreeOrDie really taking the 'Why not both?' meme to heart

Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 1d

Saving this post in case of emergency in lieu of having health insurance

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OrangeSage @orangesage.bsky.social · 2d

#NoKings Miami!

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 1d

[pulled over]

DOG COP: you ran a gray light

DOG DRIVER: but it was still gray when i went through the intersection

DOG COP: no it was gray

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Andrea Mullaney @andreamullaney.bsky.social · 2d

Well I was not expecting BILL NIGHY to be spitting facts today!
observer.co.uk/culture/inte...

I have started dating a man who is very nice but does not share my politics. Any advice?
"You just have to get the fuck out of there. What are you thinking? He must be incredibly attractive-looking. I mean, what is it? Is he tall? Does he remind you of your father? There's only two kinds of politics these days, and you can't breathe the same air as the other kind."

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Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 1d

They don't know that the arcade game,
1943: The Battle of Midway
is 55 minutes long, and on a good day, I could beat it on one quarter.

Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 1d

a man is holding a boombox over his head in front of a blue car .

Alt: John Cusack(age 23) is holding a boombox over his head in front of a blue car . From the film, Say Anything (1989) (At this point, he is trying to woo his girlfriend with the song, In Your Eyes, by Peter Gabriel)

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Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 1d

Hey, if you want to talk about it, that's fine, but please stop sharing the crap video.

Everyone now knows what it is, we don't have to see it fifteen times.

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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 2d

Dutch intelligence suspends sharing arrangements with the US after concluding that high level intel was routinely being shared by the White House with their friends in the Kremlin. www.volkskrant.nl/binnenland/n...

Nederlandse diensten delen minder informatie met de VS: ‘Soms vertellen we dingen niet meer’

Het aantal dreigingen dat op Nederland afkomt is groot, zien de hoofden van de AIVD en de MIVD elke dag: niet alleen Russische agressie, maar ook de opmars van China als digitale macht en binnenlands ...

www.volkskrant.nl

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Indivisible ❌👑 @indivisible.org · 2d

This is what democracy looks like. #NoKings

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Andrew Jennings @andrewkjennings.com · 2d

Monday morning: a new 10,000% tariff on inflatable costumes.

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Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 2d

My wife and her sister are in downtown Austin TX.

This is neither of them, just a photo my wife took.

Two women standing in-between two people in inflatable frog costumes and someone in a rooster costume.

One of the women is holding a

I'M WITH THE FROGS
sign.

Scattered crowd around them.

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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 3d

white house has joined bluesky
click here to block all official us government accounts instantly

bsky.app/profile/did:...

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Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com · 4d

I've recently been reminded that at least some of the immigrants that Abbot sent the Texas national guard to kidnap, are the same immigrants Abbott flew to Chicago in the dead of winter in flip flops and a t shirt to overwhelm the city. Instead Chicago residents clothed, fed and resettled them

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Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 4d

trump is negotiating the U.S. into becoming Canada's 11 province.

Honestly, at this point, that's best case scenario.

Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 4d

Perhaps the real Alf hog was the friends we met along the way

Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 4d

I don't think this counts, but I hope it still helps your sense of whimsy

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Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · Jun 22

My 6yr old took a pepperoni from the fridge, danced with it for a bit, licked it, decided he didn't want it, so he put it back on the fridge.

On the fridge.
He used a magnet to pin it in place.

3 inch wide pepperoni slice pined to refrigerator with a can/bottle opener magnet

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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 5d

Feels like this will be a useful meme for the next few years

Peacemaker looks at a mural embedding Hitler into American symbols

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Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 5d

He drinks a whiskey drink
He drinks a Vodka drink
He drinks a Lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
He sings the songs that remind him of the good tweets
He sings the songs that remind him of the better tweets

Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 5d

So... does Hegseth have to pay back the thousands he spent on his own personal makeup room he installed to talk to the press Corp now that he's barred the press Corp from entry?

Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 5d

Well thank goodness that doesn't apply here!

Because the DOD, excuse me, DOW(ar) now and White House are run by low-functioming Sociopaths

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Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 5d

White House Application:

1) In the 1970s did you believe lead based paint chips were delicious?

1) a: If yes, do you still believe
lead based paint chips are
delicious?

If the answer to both of these questions is Yes, congratulations, you are now officially a WH representative

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Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 5d

Republicans are masters of gaslighting.

Democrats are masters of censuring any of their members under 40 for being too popular with the youth vote.

Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 6d

Whatever.
I'm a Pisces.
Pisces don't believe in astrology.