Ennuimageddon
@ennuimageddon.bsky.social
A marsupial who's hobbies include defenestration, avoiding tofu, and sabotaging the career of Kevin Federline.
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This should be bigger news.
Scientists have discovered the universe is living rent free in eric trump's brain
Scientists have discovered the universe is living rent free in eric trump's brain
From the "... the void screams at you ..." department:
"... our recent paper analyzing distorted sounds from the early universe ...
Distorted sound of the early universe suggests we are living in a giant void
phys.org/news/2025-07...
"... our recent paper analyzing distorted sounds from the early universe ...
Distorted sound of the early universe suggests we are living in a giant void
phys.org/news/2025-07...
Distorted sound of the early universe suggests we are living in a giant void
Looking up at the night sky, it may seem our cosmic neighborhood is packed full of planets, stars and galaxies. But scientists have long suggested there may be far fewer galaxies in our cosmic surroun...
phys.org
February 16, 2026 at 8:20 PM
This should be bigger news.
Scientists have discovered the universe is living rent free in eric trump's brain
Scientists have discovered the universe is living rent free in eric trump's brain
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Dude has a chance to make this the funniest Presidents Day ever
February 16, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Dude has a chance to make this the funniest Presidents Day ever
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Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
February 14, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
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We need to bring back punching Nazis
February 13, 2026 at 10:48 PM
We need to bring back punching Nazis
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get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
February 13, 2026 at 10:28 PM
get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
The Pentagon giving Border Patrol a laser to shoot drones, which they used to shoot down party balloons, which caused the FAA to close an airport and U.S. Northern Command to send out frantic queries to know WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE was not on my bingo card.
But that's just life under trump
But that's just life under trump
February 12, 2026 at 11:31 PM
The Pentagon giving Border Patrol a laser to shoot drones, which they used to shoot down party balloons, which caused the FAA to close an airport and U.S. Northern Command to send out frantic queries to know WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE was not on my bingo card.
But that's just life under trump
But that's just life under trump
"Trump administration working to expand effort to strip citizenship from foreign-born Americans"
Look, I know we all hate Ted Cruz, but this seems like an overkill solution for removing him from the Texas Senate.
Look, I know we all hate Ted Cruz, but this seems like an overkill solution for removing him from the Texas Senate.
February 12, 2026 at 10:41 PM
"Trump administration working to expand effort to strip citizenship from foreign-born Americans"
Look, I know we all hate Ted Cruz, but this seems like an overkill solution for removing him from the Texas Senate.
Look, I know we all hate Ted Cruz, but this seems like an overkill solution for removing him from the Texas Senate.
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K-Pop Superbowl Halftime next year. Let's keep the assholes angry.
February 9, 2026 at 6:23 PM
K-Pop Superbowl Halftime next year. Let's keep the assholes angry.
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Can’t verify this but frankly it explains a lot.
February 7, 2026 at 12:46 PM
Can’t verify this but frankly it explains a lot.
My biggest takeaway on the
'Seize the voting machines'
controversy is that
'i before e except after c'
was always total bullshit.
'Seize the voting machines'
controversy is that
'i before e except after c'
was always total bullshit.
February 7, 2026 at 2:17 PM
My biggest takeaway on the
'Seize the voting machines'
controversy is that
'i before e except after c'
was always total bullshit.
'Seize the voting machines'
controversy is that
'i before e except after c'
was always total bullshit.
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“If elected I will make them all curl up in a prison cell and cry like bitches” that’s what I want to see from you guys
February 7, 2026 at 12:08 AM
“If elected I will make them all curl up in a prison cell and cry like bitches” that’s what I want to see from you guys
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lately when my semi-verbal 11yo autistic daughter wants to break contact in a situation she waves her arms and says "DIVERSION!" then she does a spin move to run away saying "SO LONG SUCKER"
February 6, 2026 at 1:27 AM
lately when my semi-verbal 11yo autistic daughter wants to break contact in a situation she waves her arms and says "DIVERSION!" then she does a spin move to run away saying "SO LONG SUCKER"
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SpaceX in 2012: We will return to the moon and put a man on Mars
SpaceX 2026: you know the data centers that make on-demand child porn possible? now they're satellites!
SpaceX 2026: you know the data centers that make on-demand child porn possible? now they're satellites!
February 2, 2026 at 9:09 PM
SpaceX in 2012: We will return to the moon and put a man on Mars
SpaceX 2026: you know the data centers that make on-demand child porn possible? now they're satellites!
SpaceX 2026: you know the data centers that make on-demand child porn possible? now they're satellites!
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...but if you're going to commit crimes, please focus on people who would happily sell out their neighbours to the Gestapo.
February 1, 2026 at 8:35 PM
...but if you're going to commit crimes, please focus on people who would happily sell out their neighbours to the Gestapo.
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a woman reached out to donate 500,000 delta skymiles to get people home to MN as they are released from custody in TX.
we're getting flights booked today. it should be enough to get at least 15 people home.
delta should be doing for free since they take ICE money.
we're getting flights booked today. it should be enough to get at least 15 people home.
delta should be doing for free since they take ICE money.
February 1, 2026 at 5:50 PM
a woman reached out to donate 500,000 delta skymiles to get people home to MN as they are released from custody in TX.
we're getting flights booked today. it should be enough to get at least 15 people home.
delta should be doing for free since they take ICE money.
we're getting flights booked today. it should be enough to get at least 15 people home.
delta should be doing for free since they take ICE money.
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Comics retailing legend Greg Ketter standing up to ICE in Minneapolis. Yes, that's tear gas. He's 70 years old.
January 25, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Comics retailing legend Greg Ketter standing up to ICE in Minneapolis. Yes, that's tear gas. He's 70 years old.
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I don’t know a person on Earth that works harder than Kat. Go meet her if you haven’t yet. She will abolish and prosecute ICE.
There are just 50 DAYS until our election and we are trying to be EVERYWHERE.
Want to meet me? Got questions? Trying to volunteer? Here’s our campaign schedule this week:
Want to meet me? Got questions? Trying to volunteer? Here’s our campaign schedule this week:
January 26, 2026 at 12:28 AM
I don’t know a person on Earth that works harder than Kat. Go meet her if you haven’t yet. She will abolish and prosecute ICE.
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Minnesota National Guard members have arrived at a federal building and were directed to distribute donuts, coffee, and hot chocolate to anti-ICE protesters. Guard members were issued reflective vests so they would not be mistaken for federal agents.
January 25, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Minnesota National Guard members have arrived at a federal building and were directed to distribute donuts, coffee, and hot chocolate to anti-ICE protesters. Guard members were issued reflective vests so they would not be mistaken for federal agents.
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He was armed with a camera.
January 24, 2026 at 6:15 PM
He was armed with a camera.
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This sure seems more like the tyranny the Constitution is supposed to protect against than forgiving student loans.
January 24, 2026 at 5:02 PM
This sure seems more like the tyranny the Constitution is supposed to protect against than forgiving student loans.
Six ice agents just held a man down on the ground, beat him, and while holding him face down, shot him multiple times.
Then they rounded up all nearby witnesses on the street and abducted them, transporting them to a federal building, presumably to confiscate their phones.
This seems bad.
Then they rounded up all nearby witnesses on the street and abducted them, transporting them to a federal building, presumably to confiscate their phones.
This seems bad.
January 24, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Six ice agents just held a man down on the ground, beat him, and while holding him face down, shot him multiple times.
Then they rounded up all nearby witnesses on the street and abducted them, transporting them to a federal building, presumably to confiscate their phones.
This seems bad.
Then they rounded up all nearby witnesses on the street and abducted them, transporting them to a federal building, presumably to confiscate their phones.
This seems bad.
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