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Ennuimageddon

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A marsupial who's hobbies include defenestration, avoiding tofu, and sabotaging the career of Kevin Federline.

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Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · Oct 23

Personally, I think the most compelling character in Aliens was Nute.

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Indivisible ❌👑 @indivisible.org · 18h

This is what democracy looks like. #NoKings

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Andrew Jennings @andrewkjennings.com · 21h

Monday morning: a new 10,000% tariff on inflatable costumes.

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Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 19h

My wife and her sister are in downtown Austin TX.

This is neither of them, just a photo my wife took.

Two women standing in-between two people in inflatable frog costumes and someone in a rooster costume.

One of the women is holding a

I'M WITH THE FROGS
sign.

Scattered crowd around them.

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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 1d

white house has joined bluesky
click here to block all official us government accounts instantly

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Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com · 3d

I've recently been reminded that at least some of the immigrants that Abbot sent the Texas national guard to kidnap, are the same immigrants Abbott flew to Chicago in the dead of winter in flip flops and a t shirt to overwhelm the city. Instead Chicago residents clothed, fed and resettled them

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Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 3d

trump is negotiating the U.S. into becoming Canada's 11 province.

Honestly, at this point, that's best case scenario.

Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 3d

Perhaps the real Alf hog was the friends we met along the way

Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 3d

I don't think this counts, but I hope it still helps your sense of whimsy

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Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · Jun 22

My 6yr old took a pepperoni from the fridge, danced with it for a bit, licked it, decided he didn't want it, so he put it back on the fridge.

On the fridge.
He used a magnet to pin it in place.

3 inch wide pepperoni slice pined to refrigerator with a can/bottle opener magnet

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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 3d

Feels like this will be a useful meme for the next few years

Peacemaker looks at a mural embedding Hitler into American symbols

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Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 3d

He drinks a whiskey drink
He drinks a Vodka drink
He drinks a Lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
He sings the songs that remind him of the good tweets
He sings the songs that remind him of the better tweets

Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 3d

So... does Hegseth have to pay back the thousands he spent on his own personal makeup room he installed to talk to the press Corp now that he's barred the press Corp from entry?

Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 3d

Well thank goodness that doesn't apply here!

Because the DOD, excuse me, DOW(ar) now and White House are run by low-functioming Sociopaths

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Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 4d

White House Application:

1) In the 1970s did you believe lead based paint chips were delicious?

1) a: If yes, do you still believe
lead based paint chips are
delicious?

If the answer to both of these questions is Yes, congratulations, you are now officially a WH representative

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Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 4d

Republicans are masters of gaslighting.

Democrats are masters of censuring any of their members under 40 for being too popular with the youth vote.

Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 4d

Whatever.
I'm a Pisces.
Pisces don't believe in astrology.

Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 4d

The 90's print had a great ad from the NRA.

Is your child armed?
Their classmates are.
Give your child a gun, and give
them a fighting chance.
To Learn.

Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 4d

Leftists and their wacky belief system that people shouldn't be forced to suffer for us to feel better about our own lives. It's just absolutely crayzee!

Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 5d

Look at your own hand.
The thenar eminence is what causes your thumb to jut out to the side instead of lining up completely with your other four fingers. You can only hold your thumb flat against your other fingers if you keep your hand flat, and then your thumb would be MUCH shorter in comparison

Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 5d

We need to Kickstarter a Winnie the Poo film and cast Jared Leto in the titular role so that we can covertly record him insisting people call him The Poo!

#LetoIsThePoo!

Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 5d

Okay, but that picture is still AI.
The fingers all line up the same way. A thumb diverge from the rest of the palm on the thenar eminence.

The thenar eminence is a fleshy mound located on the radial (palm) side of the hand, at the base of the thumb. This hand doesn't have one.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 6d

Taurus: You will have the opportunity to exact a terrible vengeance. Take it. Treat yourself.

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Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 6d

I mean we've all been there

Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 6d

No spoilers!

Desert setting with the bust of Willam Shatner wearing a cowboy hat in the center. There's two mean faces screaming to either side of him, a woman looking at a tarantula on her hand, and a body covered in spiders.

On the bottom of the picture is the title of this 1977 film,

KINGDOM
OF THE
SPIDERS

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Django Wexler @djangowexler.bsky.social · 8d

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

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Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 7d

I don't see a way forward for the studios to financially recover from this mistake except maybe making a Tron:Ares/Morbius crossover