Ennuimageddon
@ennuimageddon.bsky.social
A marsupial who's hobbies include defenestration, avoiding tofu, and sabotaging the career of Kevin Federline.
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Ennuimageddon
@ennuimageddon.bsky.social
· Oct 23
Personally, I think the most compelling character in Aliens was Nute.
Ben Chang from Community technically never betrayed the Study Group, but Annie Edison betrayed the group on multiple occasions.
December 6, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Ben Chang from Community technically never betrayed the Study Group, but Annie Edison betrayed the group on multiple occasions.
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Koh: This is not about justice. This is about power. This is about a Secretary of Defense so drunk off alpha male bullshit that he's willing to take lives to get off on that power.
December 5, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Koh: This is not about justice. This is about power. This is about a Secretary of Defense so drunk off alpha male bullshit that he's willing to take lives to get off on that power.
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BREAKING: Election Advocates Demand Recount in Tennessee
open.substack.com/pub/narativ/...
open.substack.com/pub/narativ/...
BREAKING: Election Advocates Demand Recount in Tennessee
They’re questioning how 31,000 additional votes appeared with 99.4% votes counted - and that's not all.
open.substack.com
December 4, 2025 at 9:19 PM
BREAKING: Election Advocates Demand Recount in Tennessee
open.substack.com/pub/narativ/...
open.substack.com/pub/narativ/...
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White House officials told Zeteo that the Trump administration uses popular music in its videos, including "vocally anti-Trump performing artists, in order to trigger a negative response from a famous liberal and provide further amplification of their pervasive culture war."
“We do it on purpose.”
“We do it on purpose.”
December 3, 2025 at 2:41 AM
White House officials told Zeteo that the Trump administration uses popular music in its videos, including "vocally anti-Trump performing artists, in order to trigger a negative response from a famous liberal and provide further amplification of their pervasive culture war."
“We do it on purpose.”
“We do it on purpose.”
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The funniest thing jimmy fallon has ever done is transform his legacy from 'weakest SNL cast member in history' to 'dead-eyed jester of fascism'
December 4, 2025 at 12:01 AM
The funniest thing jimmy fallon has ever done is transform his legacy from 'weakest SNL cast member in history' to 'dead-eyed jester of fascism'
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Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries: “Strong floor, no ceiling”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
December 3, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries: “Strong floor, no ceiling”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
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This is an ethnic cleansing campaign
Officials prepare immigration operation in Minnesota that would focus on Somali immigrants, source tells AP, as Trump says he doesn't want Somalis in U.S.
Federal authorities plan operation in Minnesota focusing on Somali immigrants, AP source says
Federal authorities are preparing an immigration enforcement operation in Minnesota, focusing on Somali immigrants living unlawfully in the U.S.
bit.ly
December 3, 2025 at 12:27 AM
This is an ethnic cleansing campaign
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The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
Hey, fellow people who have uncontrollable word associations constantly popping up into your heads,
How often does the word, Bingo, make you think of the cartoon Bluey, the 1984 John Carpenter film Starman, and the 1990 film, 'The Adventures of Ford Fairlane', all within the space of two seconds?
How often does the word, Bingo, make you think of the cartoon Bluey, the 1984 John Carpenter film Starman, and the 1990 film, 'The Adventures of Ford Fairlane', all within the space of two seconds?
December 2, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Hey, fellow people who have uncontrollable word associations constantly popping up into your heads,
How often does the word, Bingo, make you think of the cartoon Bluey, the 1984 John Carpenter film Starman, and the 1990 film, 'The Adventures of Ford Fairlane', all within the space of two seconds?
How often does the word, Bingo, make you think of the cartoon Bluey, the 1984 John Carpenter film Starman, and the 1990 film, 'The Adventures of Ford Fairlane', all within the space of two seconds?
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
1211 Avenue of the Americas
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 11:07 AM
1211 Avenue of the Americas
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imagine a better world
wrong
more corn dogs
wrong
more corn dogs
November 26, 2025 at 2:12 AM
imagine a better world
wrong
more corn dogs
wrong
more corn dogs
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when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this."
IG mr.funkys0ul
IG mr.funkys0ul
November 25, 2025 at 10:17 AM
when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this."
IG mr.funkys0ul
IG mr.funkys0ul
Okay, confession time,
I don't want to listen to the full seven minutes, 34 seconds of
Trip Like I Do
by The Crystal Method
I just want to listen to the first 1:45 seconds in which they sample the opening line from the 1982 film, The Dark Crystal.
But I want to listen to it over and over again.
I don't want to listen to the full seven minutes, 34 seconds of
Trip Like I Do
by The Crystal Method
I just want to listen to the first 1:45 seconds in which they sample the opening line from the 1982 film, The Dark Crystal.
But I want to listen to it over and over again.
November 24, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Okay, confession time,
I don't want to listen to the full seven minutes, 34 seconds of
Trip Like I Do
by The Crystal Method
I just want to listen to the first 1:45 seconds in which they sample the opening line from the 1982 film, The Dark Crystal.
But I want to listen to it over and over again.
I don't want to listen to the full seven minutes, 34 seconds of
Trip Like I Do
by The Crystal Method
I just want to listen to the first 1:45 seconds in which they sample the opening line from the 1982 film, The Dark Crystal.
But I want to listen to it over and over again.
Oof..
Not beating the “America invades countries to grab their oil” allegations
Rep. Salazar on Venezuela: "We're about to go in ... we need to go in ... Venezuela for the American oil companies will be a field day"
November 24, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Oof..
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i’m too stoned for this level of ventriloquy
November 23, 2025 at 8:28 PM
i’m too stoned for this level of ventriloquy
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operator: toddler 9-1-1, what's your emergency?
toddler: MY SOCKS!
operator: you can't find them or you don't like how they fit?
toddler: THEY'RE ITCHY!
operator: who made you wear them?
toddler: I DID!
operator: we'll get through this together--do you know how to scream?
toddler: MY SOCKS!
operator: you can't find them or you don't like how they fit?
toddler: THEY'RE ITCHY!
operator: who made you wear them?
toddler: I DID!
operator: we'll get through this together--do you know how to scream?
November 21, 2025 at 7:13 PM
operator: toddler 9-1-1, what's your emergency?
toddler: MY SOCKS!
operator: you can't find them or you don't like how they fit?
toddler: THEY'RE ITCHY!
operator: who made you wear them?
toddler: I DID!
operator: we'll get through this together--do you know how to scream?
toddler: MY SOCKS!
operator: you can't find them or you don't like how they fit?
toddler: THEY'RE ITCHY!
operator: who made you wear them?
toddler: I DID!
operator: we'll get through this together--do you know how to scream?
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When I arrive at the party
November 19, 2025 at 5:53 AM
When I arrive at the party
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
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Just heard re: some ICE agents who raided a Chicago taqueria, then went back to the same taqueria for lunch the following week and got confused when the owner kicked them out, and I realized "jesus these doofuses really do believe we're all living in a video game where the NPCs have no memory"
November 17, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Just heard re: some ICE agents who raided a Chicago taqueria, then went back to the same taqueria for lunch the following week and got confused when the owner kicked them out, and I realized "jesus these doofuses really do believe we're all living in a video game where the NPCs have no memory"
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Will some good Samaritan intern at the governor's office please convince Greg Abbott to launch a crusade against H.E.B.?
I could use a Democrat governor in office for a change.
I could use a Democrat governor in office for a change.
November 16, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Will some good Samaritan intern at the governor's office please convince Greg Abbott to launch a crusade against H.E.B.?
I could use a Democrat governor in office for a change.
I could use a Democrat governor in office for a change.
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