Ernie Smith
@ernie.tedium.co
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Editor of Tedium (https://tedium.co), freelance writer, pop-up search engine maven (https://udm14.com). See my writing: https://erniesmith.net/ “Life is too short to not say exactly what you mean all the time.” — Jesse Welles
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ernie.tedium.co
Great news: Chris was able to get tickets for this. Thanks to everyone who helped!
ernie.tedium.co
Hey, can you all do me a big favor? My childhood friend Chris recently found out he has terminal cancer. He has two daughters.

One of them, Alivia, wants to go see Alex Warren with her dad in Columbus, Ohio.

If you know someone in his orbit, send it to him. If you don’t, please share this post. ❤️
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donmoyn.bsky.social
RIFs can’t be done without agency leadership so this is RFK Jr extending his purge of CDC scientists to help Vought’s shutdown agenda. Genuine public health risks created by aggrieved men.
sherylnyt.bsky.social
BREAKING: Friday night massacre underway at CDC. Doznes of "disease detectives," high-level scientists, entire Washington staff and editors of the MMWR (Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report) have all been RIFed and received the following notice:
ernie.tedium.co
It’s the falsetto that makes it
reichlinmelnick.bsky.social
Presented without comment, the current scene outside Union Station in DC as I got off the train.
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saleintothe90s.bsky.social
I wish people would realize we can’t keep every book in the library. I suspect their friends sale room is filled to the brim and the thrift stores around there are packed full of books too. archive.is/2025.10.11-0...
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paleofuture.bsky.social
I don't think there's any better example of leopards eating faces than the Lebanese immigrant who opened a Trump-themed burger restaurant and then got arrested by ICE.
chron.com
🍔 Houston’s Trump Burger appears to have shut its doors after a brief run on Chimney Rock: bit.ly/46LpQAx
ernie.tedium.co
They're gonna blame this on Adobe aren't they
ernie.tedium.co
This article ends with Benioff addressing his PR person, who is apparently shocked by what is coming out of the dude's mouth
pbump.com
Guy in private plane doesn’t like that he has to hire more security to address his personal concerns about crime so he is happy to have the president push guardsmen into the city at taxpayer expense.
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/10/u...
ernie.tedium.co
Basically this is one of the OGs in a brewery town so its loss is really going to hurt
ernie.tedium.co
The judge is throwing better bars than Drake

pitchfork.com/news/judge-t...
“Although the accusation that Plaintiff is a pedophile is certainly a serious one, the broader context of a heated rap battle, with incendiary language and offensive accusations hurled by both participants, would not incline the reasonable listener to believe that ‘Not Like Us’ imparts verifiable facts about Plaintiff,” wrote Judge Vargas.
ernie.tedium.co
Just out for a week, nothing permanent.
ernie.tedium.co
People next to us have a mini Starlink. I am proud of myself that I found a solution that is approximately 1/30th the cost
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pbump.com
In 2020, Trump put footage of vandalism and violence in Portland and elsewhere on repeat in his social media and campaign ads. This time, despite similar rhetoric about the city, he isn’t. And I bet you can guess why. www.pbump.net/o/the-presid...
The president’s pretend enemy
There is no crisis of unrest in Portland, Oregon. One way I know this to be true is that President Trump — who is insistent that Portland faces just such a crisis — doesn't offer any evidence of it. A...
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ryanhatesthis.bsky.social
Trump's stupid antifa roundtable didn't need to make sense to be effective www.garbageday.email/p/the-war-ag...
ernie.tedium.co
Absolutely convinced Mediaite hires the trashiest conservative writer they can find just to give people something to hate read. That’s the only reason I can think of that Isaac Schorr has a job with them
ernie.tedium.co
Great example of FOSS hitting its goals if you ask me
ernie.tedium.co
Really surprised how much you can do with @penpot.app thanks to the plugins. There’s a pretty decent raster plugin that can do a lot. The only downside is that it’s destructive.
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gregsargent.bsky.social
By contrast, JB Pritzker told me that people should flood the No Kings protests precisely in order to let the American people know that something is deeply amiss.

More Dems should be doing this, to send the message widely that we are in real trouble right now.

newrepublic.com/article/2016...
ernie.tedium.co
They don’t fold once in ten months and all of a sudden they’re the bad guys. Have you seen the how tough it is to get McConnell to bend on anything?
atrupar.com
Mike Johnson: "We're so angry about it. I mean, I'm a very patient guy, but I've had it with these people. The theory we have right now -- they have a hate America rally that's scheduled for October 18 on the National Mall. It's the pro-Hamas wing and antifa people ... "
ernie.tedium.co
It’s the GOTO going to the wrong spot that really makes this one
ernie.tedium.co
CRAP I DID IT AGAIN
ernie.tedium.co
How I use Bluesky:

10 See a post
20 Quickly make a clever quote post
30 Realize I misspelled a word or forgot a space
40 Rush to delete the post
50 Post it again
60 Realize I missed something else
70 GOTO 30
ernie.tedium.co
Find something you love as much at the NYT loves giving people who funded initiatives space on their op-ed pages to breathlessly support those initiatives
dan-sinnamon.bsky.social
And who is the author of this op-ed? The billionaire CEO of an asset management firm who helped author the compact.