Author | Lightnews

Ethan Stanislawski

@ethanstancomedy.bsky.social

200 followers 260 following 270 posts

Comedy-ish person. Loves The Simpsons and the New York Rangers. Hates fascism and New Haven-style pizza. Opinions are my own.

Posts Media Videos Starter Packs

Pinned

Ethan Stanislawski @ethanstancomedy.bsky.social · May 1

My one person show, Jew, Interrupted, returns as part of The Hollywood Fringe 2025! It will be at The Broadwater Main Stage on three dates in June. Tickets are on sale today: bit.ly/jewinterrupt.... 10% of all proceeds go to @ifnotnowmovement.org.

1 1 3

Ethan Stanislawski @ethanstancomedy.bsky.social · 19h

It’d be the most New York thing ever if Pete Davidson took the Saudi gig because of his money pit defunct Staten Island ferry.

Colin Jost, Pete Davidson and the Staten Island Ferry Fiasco

www.nytimes.com

Ethan Stanislawski @ethanstancomedy.bsky.social · 1d

I'm a Jets fan and I still wouldn't trade that for being a Mariners fan.

Ethan Stanislawski @ethanstancomedy.bsky.social · 3d

When people ask the question "Does Israel have a right to exist?", what they're really asking is "Should Israel continue to operate as a Jewish state?"

New free post on my Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/141078.... Consider following or subscribing.

Thank you.

Why "Does Israel Have a Right To Exist?" Is a Pointless and Harmful Question | Ethan Stanislawski

www.patreon.com

Ethan Stanislawski @ethanstancomedy.bsky.social · 3d

In case there’s any confusion, this post is about AI being shit.

Ethan Stanislawski @ethanstancomedy.bsky.social · 3d

Um, ok

1 4

Ethan Stanislawski @ethanstancomedy.bsky.social · 3d

The number of parents who let their kids do this is even more unsettling.

Ethan Stanislawski @ethanstancomedy.bsky.social · 3d

I used to think “Nazis, I hate these guys” was the worst line in the history of cinema. Now I’m just glad someone’s saying it.

1 4

Ethan Stanislawski @ethanstancomedy.bsky.social · 4d

Way to kill all the good vibes from last weekend's football win IU.

Ethan Stanislawski @ethanstancomedy.bsky.social · 4d

If you think that metaphor is gross, what IU is doing is way grosser.

Ethan Stanislawski @ethanstancomedy.bsky.social · 4d

Every educational institution I've ever been associated seems to be licking a new boot daily. IU is practically spitting on it.

Dispute Over Indiana College Newspaper Draws Censorship Accusations

www.nytimes.com

1 1 4

Ethan Stanislawski @ethanstancomedy.bsky.social · 7d

Me after every EMDR session

Ethan Stanislawski @ethanstancomedy.bsky.social · 12d

He’s Quebecois Brandon Dubinsky.

Ethan Stanislawski @ethanstancomedy.bsky.social · 12d

“It’s five o’clock somewhere!”

-eats dinner in your 30s

Reposted by Ethan Stanislawski

River Ave. Blues @riveraveblues.bsky.social · 14d

It's time for Yankees baseball.

2 6 46

Ethan Stanislawski @ethanstancomedy.bsky.social · 17d

New Patreon post, first in a while. Consider following/subscribing: www.patreon.com/posts/though...

Thoughts on Yom Kippur | Ethan Stanislawski

www.patreon.com

Ethan Stanislawski @ethanstancomedy.bsky.social · 19d

The clear and obvious exception is white supremacy, which is responsible for far more antisemtic violence than anything coming out of the left.

Ethan Stanislawski @ethanstancomedy.bsky.social · 19d

The problem with trying to separate antisemitism from political violence in opposition to Israel is that if your only experience with Jews is through political violence committed by Israel, how could you not feel that Jews are oppressors?

Reposted by Ethan Stanislawski

JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 22d

Absolute all-timer sentence in today's @nytimes.com

"some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily execute civilians" says today's New York Times, continuing their long tradition of whitewashing fascism

5 4.3K 14K

Ethan Stanislawski @ethanstancomedy.bsky.social · 21d

Artie the Strongest Man In the World leaving Pete and Pete was my first exposure to the concept of death.

Ethan Stanislawski @ethanstancomedy.bsky.social · 22d

It’s time #nyjets

Ethan Stanislawski @ethanstancomedy.bsky.social · 28d

1 7

Reposted by Ethan Stanislawski

Joe Flynn @chinajoeflynn.bsky.social · 28d

@davidjroth.bsky.social Eric Adams walking around like this asking to perform a bris: "Who needs a chopping?"

Lux "Nightmare" Alptraum @luxalptraum.com · 28d

You guys do yourself a favor and look at what Eric Adams wore to Rosh Hashanah services at the Sephardic Lebanese Congregation

Eric Adams surrounded by members of the Sephardic Lebanese Congregation. He is wearing a blue velvet jacket that is embroidered with gold Magen David’s and other Jewish seeming patterns, including multiple menorahs. Everyone else is just in button down shirts or normal suits. He is not blending in.

1 1 13

Ethan Stanislawski @ethanstancomedy.bsky.social · 28d

I never thought Girl, You Have No Faith In Medicine would be The White Stripes' most political song but here we are.

Reposted by Ethan Stanislawski

Lux "Nightmare" Alptraum @luxalptraum.com · 28d

You guys do yourself a favor and look at what Eric Adams wore to Rosh Hashanah services at the Sephardic Lebanese Congregation

72 1K 5.4K

Reposted by Ethan Stanislawski

Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · Sep 20

The debate around what is or isn’t “cancel culture” really just obscures a simple truth that it’s BAD to be massively racist/sexist/homophobic/transphobic and it’s GOOD to speak out against injustice. Some things are good and some things are bad and it’s okay to say which you think are which.

44 1.1K 4.4K