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Ethan Stanislawski

@ethanstancomedy.bsky.social

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Comedy-ish person. Loves The Simpsons and the New York Rangers. Hates fascism and New Haven-style pizza. Opinions are my own.

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Ethan Stanislawski @ethanstancomedy.bsky.social · May 1

My one person show, Jew, Interrupted, returns as part of The Hollywood Fringe 2025! It will be at The Broadwater Main Stage on three dates in June. Tickets are on sale today: bit.ly/jewinterrupt.... 10% of all proceeds go to @ifnotnowmovement.org.

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Ethan Stanislawski @ethanstancomedy.bsky.social · 1d

When people ask the question "Does Israel have a right to exist?", what they're really asking is "Should Israel continue to operate as a Jewish state?"

New free post on my Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/141078.... Consider following or subscribing.

Thank you.

Why "Does Israel Have a Right To Exist?" Is a Pointless and Harmful Question | Ethan Stanislawski

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Ethan Stanislawski @ethanstancomedy.bsky.social · 1d

In case there’s any confusion, this post is about AI being shit.

Ethan Stanislawski @ethanstancomedy.bsky.social · 1d

Um, ok

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Ethan Stanislawski @ethanstancomedy.bsky.social · 1d

The number of parents who let their kids do this is even more unsettling.

Ethan Stanislawski @ethanstancomedy.bsky.social · 1d

I used to think “Nazis, I hate these guys” was the worst line in the history of cinema. Now I’m just glad someone’s saying it.

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Ethan Stanislawski @ethanstancomedy.bsky.social · 2d

Way to kill all the good vibes from last weekend's football win IU.

Ethan Stanislawski @ethanstancomedy.bsky.social · 2d

If you think that metaphor is gross, what IU is doing is way grosser.

Ethan Stanislawski @ethanstancomedy.bsky.social · 2d

Every educational institution I've ever been associated seems to be licking a new boot daily. IU is practically spitting on it.

Dispute Over Indiana College Newspaper Draws Censorship Accusations

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Ethan Stanislawski @ethanstancomedy.bsky.social · 6d

Me after every EMDR session

Ethan Stanislawski @ethanstancomedy.bsky.social · 11d

He’s Quebecois Brandon Dubinsky.

Ethan Stanislawski @ethanstancomedy.bsky.social · 11d

“It’s five o’clock somewhere!”

-eats dinner in your 30s

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River Ave. Blues @riveraveblues.bsky.social · 13d

It's time for Yankees baseball.

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Ethan Stanislawski @ethanstancomedy.bsky.social · 15d

New Patreon post, first in a while. Consider following/subscribing: www.patreon.com/posts/though...

Thoughts on Yom Kippur | Ethan Stanislawski

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Ethan Stanislawski @ethanstancomedy.bsky.social · 17d

The clear and obvious exception is white supremacy, which is responsible for far more antisemtic violence than anything coming out of the left.

Ethan Stanislawski @ethanstancomedy.bsky.social · 17d

The problem with trying to separate antisemitism from political violence in opposition to Israel is that if your only experience with Jews is through political violence committed by Israel, how could you not feel that Jews are oppressors?

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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 20d

Absolute all-timer sentence in today's @nytimes.com

"some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily execute civilians" says today's New York Times, continuing their long tradition of whitewashing fascism

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Ethan Stanislawski @ethanstancomedy.bsky.social · 20d

Artie the Strongest Man In the World leaving Pete and Pete was my first exposure to the concept of death.

Ethan Stanislawski @ethanstancomedy.bsky.social · 20d

It’s time #nyjets

Ethan Stanislawski @ethanstancomedy.bsky.social · 27d

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Joe Flynn @chinajoeflynn.bsky.social · 27d

@davidjroth.bsky.social Eric Adams walking around like this asking to perform a bris: "Who needs a chopping?"

Lux "Nightmare" Alptraum @luxalptraum.com · 27d

You guys do yourself a favor and look at what Eric Adams wore to Rosh Hashanah services at the Sephardic Lebanese Congregation

Eric Adams surrounded by members of the Sephardic Lebanese Congregation. He is wearing a blue velvet jacket that is embroidered with gold Magen David’s and other Jewish seeming patterns, including multiple menorahs. Everyone else is just in button down shirts or normal suits. He is not blending in.

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Ethan Stanislawski @ethanstancomedy.bsky.social · 27d

I never thought Girl, You Have No Faith In Medicine would be The White Stripes' most political song but here we are.

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Lux "Nightmare" Alptraum @luxalptraum.com · 27d

You guys do yourself a favor and look at what Eric Adams wore to Rosh Hashanah services at the Sephardic Lebanese Congregation

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · Sep 20

The debate around what is or isn’t “cancel culture” really just obscures a simple truth that it’s BAD to be massively racist/sexist/homophobic/transphobic and it’s GOOD to speak out against injustice. Some things are good and some things are bad and it’s okay to say which you think are which.

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Ethan Stanislawski @ethanstancomedy.bsky.social · Sep 20

REPLACE CHARLIE KIRK DAY WITH CHARLIE DAY DAY

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AltUSCustoms @altuscustoms.altgov.info · Sep 12

Everyone needs to report charliesmurderers dot com to the addresses below. The site is sharing people’s full names, locations, and social media profiles. They now say they’re going to become a searchable database and that they’re the largest firing project in history.

Sir Willard Scott @willemv1.bsky.social · Sep 12

So squarespace is hosting the site. The domain is provided by namecheap.
Report this site to [email protected] and [email protected]. Also contact your local congressperson about it. You’re right. This site is putting people’s lives in danger.

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