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Giorgio Murderer 🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈 @lonestartallboi.bsky.social · 7h

Modern Diogenes wandering around Washington looking for a non-kidfucker

Mike Stabile @mikestabile.bsky.social · 13h

JFC. Ron DeHaas, founder of the Christian antiporn app Covenant Eyes, has stepped down from NCOSE after his 38-year old son was charged with sexual abuse of a child.

Covenant Eyes is the app used by House Speaker Mike Johnson and his son to monitor each other's internet behavior.

Covenant Eyes Cofounder Helps Post Bond for Adult Stepson, Who Is Charged With Felony Child Sex Abuse

In August, Thomas Wideman, an adult stepson of Covenant Eyes cofounder Ron DeHaas, was arrested during a CSAM sting operation.

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The That-for-a-dollar Buyer @faintpeesmell.bsky.social · Jan 18

Dutch people are all named either Toep Quaak or Kristjan Patrick van der Boekenhooek IV.

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The That-for-a-dollar Buyer @faintpeesmell.bsky.social · 8h

If someone told me I was worth my weight in gold, I'd be a little offended, frankly.
If you really valued me, you'd say I was worth my volume in gold.

The That-for-a-dollar Buyer @faintpeesmell.bsky.social · 9h

When a poor person shows up to your Shunting party

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The That-for-a-dollar Buyer @faintpeesmell.bsky.social · 1d

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The That-for-a-dollar Buyer @faintpeesmell.bsky.social · 10h

They made a Frankenstein entirely out of undercooked chicken thighs

jeff com-BOO-ters @helldude.bsky.social · 10h

you will do joy my way or the highway

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The That-for-a-dollar Buyer @faintpeesmell.bsky.social · 1d

Calling The Onion your "ideological nemesis" is so fucking funny, holy shit.

Lawrence Hurley @lawrencehurley.bsky.social · 1d

Alex Jones has asked the Supreme Court to immediately put his almost $1.5 billion defamation judgment on hold, citing the imminent threat of InfoWars being handed over to The Onion.

If there isn't a stay, "InfoWars will have been acquired by its ideological nemesis and destroyed," the filing says.

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The That-for-a-dollar Buyer @faintpeesmell.bsky.social · 1d

Big night for Philly athletes throwing to the wrong guy.

The That-for-a-dollar Buyer @faintpeesmell.bsky.social · 1d

They call 'em "Zoomers" because they belong in a danged zoo, folks!

The That-for-a-dollar Buyer @faintpeesmell.bsky.social · 1d

I've already forgotten his name.

It was Chauncey something, right?

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The That-for-a-dollar Buyer @faintpeesmell.bsky.social · 1d

Calling The Onion your "ideological nemesis" is so fucking funny, holy shit.

Lawrence Hurley @lawrencehurley.bsky.social · 1d

Alex Jones has asked the Supreme Court to immediately put his almost $1.5 billion defamation judgment on hold, citing the imminent threat of InfoWars being handed over to The Onion.

If there isn't a stay, "InfoWars will have been acquired by its ideological nemesis and destroyed," the filing says.

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The That-for-a-dollar Buyer @faintpeesmell.bsky.social · 1d

did Dart just high-five the ref?

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The That-for-a-dollar Buyer @faintpeesmell.bsky.social · Apr 26

[Dave Grohl voice] THERE GOES SKATTEBO!

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The That-for-a-dollar Buyer @faintpeesmell.bsky.social · 1d

He was against it, but he also believes this:

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The That-for-a-dollar Buyer @faintpeesmell.bsky.social · 1d

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The That-for-a-dollar Buyer @faintpeesmell.bsky.social · 1d

Varg is deeply upset at the insinuation that circumcision correlates positively with autism.

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The That-for-a-dollar Buyer @faintpeesmell.bsky.social · May 24

I think about this at least once a week

dominoes meme with "Beanie Babies invented" at the small end and "U.S. slides into techno-fascist dystopia" at the large end

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The That-for-a-dollar Buyer @faintpeesmell.bsky.social · 1d

He's training to fight RFK Jr. over this.

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The That-for-a-dollar Buyer @faintpeesmell.bsky.social · 2d

I guess cocaine doesn't ALWAYS make you fascist.

My deepest apologies to cocaine. I'm sorry, I wasn't familiar with your game.

James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 2d

It is remarkable that of all the celebrities from the '80s who've gone full fash Axl Rose of all people zoomed in the other direction.

Meia tigela @brunodoamaral.bsky.social · 2d

No show do Guns N' Roses de ontem em Bogotá, o Axl recebeu essa bandeira da plateia durante a música Civil War.

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The That-for-a-dollar Buyer @faintpeesmell.bsky.social · 2d

c'mon, Blue Jays, step on their necks!

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The That-for-a-dollar Buyer @faintpeesmell.bsky.social · 2d

I guess cocaine doesn't ALWAYS make you fascist.

My deepest apologies to cocaine. I'm sorry, I wasn't familiar with your game.

James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 2d

It is remarkable that of all the celebrities from the '80s who've gone full fash Axl Rose of all people zoomed in the other direction.

Meia tigela @brunodoamaral.bsky.social · 2d

No show do Guns N' Roses de ontem em Bogotá, o Axl recebeu essa bandeira da plateia durante a música Civil War.

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The That-for-a-dollar Buyer @faintpeesmell.bsky.social · 3d

All these zoomer ballplayers growing mustaches to look like guys from the 70s are cowards if they don't complete the ensemble by doing ungodly amounts of amphetamines and coke.

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 2d

In some ways this is the government now

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Cooger & Dark’s Pandemonium Shadow Podcast @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 2d

Trump fan endorsing the rape of children, fork found in kitchen

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The That-for-a-dollar Buyer @faintpeesmell.bsky.social · 18d

62-year-old grandmothers throughout northern New England will wake up tomorrow, fetch their copy of the Globe from the porch and mutter aloud, "What the heck is anteefer?"

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