The 20th Dryjacker
@faintpeesmell.bsky.social
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If you talk about how important the "AI arms race" is, I'm going to cut the electricity from your house.
February 8, 2026 at 4:01 PM
If you talk about how important the "AI arms race" is, I'm going to cut the electricity from your house.
This is the hottest a woman has ever looked to me
Don’t anyone show this to Susan or I’m never gonna be allowed to get an outdoor wok burner
February 8, 2026 at 3:47 PM
This is the hottest a woman has ever looked to me
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in every single picture of this guy he looks like an @aamonhawk.bsky.social version of Poppie Bush that's about to shed his human skin
February 8, 2026 at 2:14 AM
in every single picture of this guy he looks like an @aamonhawk.bsky.social version of Poppie Bush that's about to shed his human skin
We're about 15 years away from having Congressional Republicans demanding that Black Magick SS and Intolitarian play the halftime show.
Like Morgan Wallen is a chud piece of shit but he's indisputably popular, but he couldn't even name him because his music isn't explicitly expounding right-wing politics, which is all they want art to be
I keep thinking about when Mike Johnson was asked about the NFL getting Bad Bunny to play the halftime show and he responded by saying they should find "someone who appeals to a broader audience" like... 82-year-old Lee Greenwood.
Really shows how much of a bubble the right lives in.
Really shows how much of a bubble the right lives in.
February 8, 2026 at 3:00 PM
We're about 15 years away from having Congressional Republicans demanding that Black Magick SS and Intolitarian play the halftime show.
Texas fully deserves to be treated like the Cursed Earth from the Judge Dredd comics
On the left, the Texas Teamsters endorsing Greg Abbott yesterday.
On the right, Greg Abbott's campaign website denouncing Big Labor.
On the right, Greg Abbott's campaign website denouncing Big Labor.
February 8, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Texas fully deserves to be treated like the Cursed Earth from the Judge Dredd comics
in every single picture of this guy he looks like an @aamonhawk.bsky.social version of Poppie Bush that's about to shed his human skin
February 8, 2026 at 2:14 AM
in every single picture of this guy he looks like an @aamonhawk.bsky.social version of Poppie Bush that's about to shed his human skin
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In Italy they call her Melagna
January 30, 2026 at 12:43 AM
In Italy they call her Melagna
"Oops! All Dirlewangers!" has been the subtext of the gen-z right for a while now, but I never expected it to become text to this degree.
After Charlie Kirk got Glurk glurk’d, there was an instant vibe shift on the right towards loud antisemitism. This second Epstein doc drop appears to be another hinge point. They’ve all stuck their fingers in the air, senses the winds, and decided “it’s time to normalize pedophilia”
February 8, 2026 at 1:50 AM
"Oops! All Dirlewangers!" has been the subtext of the gen-z right for a while now, but I never expected it to become text to this degree.
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Mass Effect Lair of the Shadow Broker DLC, but the Shadow Broker is Jeffrey Epstein
February 7, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Mass Effect Lair of the Shadow Broker DLC, but the Shadow Broker is Jeffrey Epstein
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None of these words are in the Hagakure
we gotta open the schools…or close down the schools. not sure. yikes
February 7, 2026 at 9:50 PM
None of these words are in the Hagakure
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"Hi, I'm comedy legend Mel Brooks, and if there are two things that I'm known for, it's my deep abiding faith in our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ and my obsession with Raid: Shadow Legends."
Two hilarious things about this.
1) No one thinks Tom Brady when they think New York.
2) Tom Brady would never eat a slice of Pizza Hut pizza.
1) No one thinks Tom Brady when they think New York.
2) Tom Brady would never eat a slice of Pizza Hut pizza.
February 7, 2026 at 5:34 PM
"Hi, I'm comedy legend Mel Brooks, and if there are two things that I'm known for, it's my deep abiding faith in our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ and my obsession with Raid: Shadow Legends."
Conjuring Pat Finnerty
RIP Brad Arnold from 3 Doors Down. "Kryptonite" is and was always a great song.
www.instagram.com/p/DUd6FX0D6m...
www.instagram.com/p/DUd6FX0D6m...
3doorsdown on Instagram
www.instagram.com
February 7, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Conjuring Pat Finnerty
None of these words are in the Hagakure
we gotta open the schools…or close down the schools. not sure. yikes
February 7, 2026 at 9:50 PM
None of these words are in the Hagakure
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Also, my understanding is that this is almost literally the plot of Attack on Titan (I've never watched it)
Shonen protagonist in episode 1/ Shonen protagonist in episode 23
February 7, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Also, my understanding is that this is almost literally the plot of Attack on Titan (I've never watched it)
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i think its really nifty that the democratic party has its own version of maga but instead of a cult around a person, their object of worship is the principle of always being a spineless loser
February 7, 2026 at 4:22 PM
i think its really nifty that the democratic party has its own version of maga but instead of a cult around a person, their object of worship is the principle of always being a spineless loser
liberals lack object permanence
Flashback to 2008 when John McCain shut down a racist line of questioning.
I miss this Republican Party.
I miss this Republican Party.
February 7, 2026 at 7:03 PM
liberals lack object permanence
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Shonen protagonist in episode 1/ Shonen protagonist in episode 23
February 7, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Shonen protagonist in episode 1/ Shonen protagonist in episode 23
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Bill Gates got the idea for the console when he and Epstein visited this town together in 1998.
February 7, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Bill Gates got the idea for the console when he and Epstein visited this town together in 1998.
The Right in 2031: Reposting FBI crime statistics with "but y'all ain't ready for that conversation"
The Left in 2031: Sending dozens of explicit, detailed threats to government and business figures daily because there's no way the FBI can get all of us.
The Left in 2031: Sending dozens of explicit, detailed threats to government and business figures daily because there's no way the FBI can get all of us.
The right wing 10 year cultural delay phenomenon has them all using millennial therapyspeak right when the left has dropped all civility. Really funny times ahead
February 7, 2026 at 6:11 PM
The Right in 2031: Reposting FBI crime statistics with "but y'all ain't ready for that conversation"
The Left in 2031: Sending dozens of explicit, detailed threats to government and business figures daily because there's no way the FBI can get all of us.
The Left in 2031: Sending dozens of explicit, detailed threats to government and business figures daily because there's no way the FBI can get all of us.
Fernando Mendoza the type of dude who thinks Drake won the beef.
February 7, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Fernando Mendoza the type of dude who thinks Drake won the beef.
"Hi, I'm comedy legend Mel Brooks, and if there are two things that I'm known for, it's my deep abiding faith in our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ and my obsession with Raid: Shadow Legends."
Two hilarious things about this.
1) No one thinks Tom Brady when they think New York.
2) Tom Brady would never eat a slice of Pizza Hut pizza.
1) No one thinks Tom Brady when they think New York.
2) Tom Brady would never eat a slice of Pizza Hut pizza.
February 7, 2026 at 5:34 PM
"Hi, I'm comedy legend Mel Brooks, and if there are two things that I'm known for, it's my deep abiding faith in our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ and my obsession with Raid: Shadow Legends."
Also, my understanding is that this is almost literally the plot of Attack on Titan (I've never watched it)
Shonen protagonist in episode 1/ Shonen protagonist in episode 23
February 7, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Also, my understanding is that this is almost literally the plot of Attack on Titan (I've never watched it)
Bill Gates got the idea for the console when he and Epstein visited this town together in 1998.
February 7, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Bill Gates got the idea for the console when he and Epstein visited this town together in 1998.
Shonen protagonist in episode 1/ Shonen protagonist in episode 23
February 7, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Shonen protagonist in episode 1/ Shonen protagonist in episode 23
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Dogs normally: I will poop in this one specific spot of the yard because that is what my conditioning dictates.
Dogs when there's snow on the ground: YOLO! LOL
Dogs when there's snow on the ground: YOLO! LOL
February 6, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Dogs normally: I will poop in this one specific spot of the yard because that is what my conditioning dictates.
Dogs when there's snow on the ground: YOLO! LOL
Dogs when there's snow on the ground: YOLO! LOL