The 20th Dryjacker
@faintpeesmell.bsky.social
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update: Drake Maye has made Dave Portnoy sad
the one bad thing about Drake Maye is that he's making Dave Portnoy happy
me when Drake Maye
February 9, 2026 at 4:10 AM
update: Drake Maye has made Dave Portnoy sad
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Kid Rock is just another name tor Epstein Island, I’ve heard it said
February 9, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Kid Rock is just another name tor Epstein Island, I’ve heard it said
Hey, I'm happy for Sam Darnold.
February 9, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Hey, I'm happy for Sam Darnold.
Michael Dickson Super Bowl MVP
February 9, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Michael Dickson Super Bowl MVP
As a sensible centrist, I had to spend halftime on the shitter.
February 9, 2026 at 1:40 AM
As a sensible centrist, I had to spend halftime on the shitter.
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so far tonight bad bunny has sung more reggaeton songs than the patriots and seahawks combined
February 9, 2026 at 1:38 AM
so far tonight bad bunny has sung more reggaeton songs than the patriots and seahawks combined
We should never have allowed Mike Tyson's image to be rehabilitated.
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
We should never have allowed Mike Tyson's image to be rehabilitated.
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This nitwit claims to have been with Naval intelligence and he doesn't know how IP addresses work.
Just like MAGA buying Melania tickets in bulk to try and make it look like it isn’t a flop.
February 8, 2026 at 10:59 PM
This nitwit claims to have been with Naval intelligence and he doesn't know how IP addresses work.
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There's something of a mystical quality to Brace Belden becoming one of the alpha Epstein scholars because both men fit the archetype of the trickster spirit. Brace, of course, being the mischievous-yet-benevolent 善狐, while Epstein was the malicious and demonic 天邪鬼.
February 8, 2026 at 8:06 PM
There's something of a mystical quality to Brace Belden becoming one of the alpha Epstein scholars because both men fit the archetype of the trickster spirit. Brace, of course, being the mischievous-yet-benevolent 善狐, while Epstein was the malicious and demonic 天邪鬼.
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Using Mr. Rogers in a Super Bowl commercial for mortgages should result in prison time
February 9, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Using Mr. Rogers in a Super Bowl commercial for mortgages should result in prison time
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a real sicko bowl on our hands.
February 9, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a real sicko bowl on our hands.
I hate these AI ads so much man
February 9, 2026 at 12:09 AM
I hate these AI ads so much man
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There is no moral case for enjoying American football. You're all down here in the shit with us.
Go Pats.
Go Pats.
February 8, 2026 at 10:34 PM
There is no moral case for enjoying American football. You're all down here in the shit with us.
Go Pats.
Go Pats.
starting with the benign-seeming ads for extremely sinister products early this year, I see
February 8, 2026 at 11:32 PM
starting with the benign-seeming ads for extremely sinister products early this year, I see
It's so quaint to be a guy who complains about taxes in 2026. Like, are you a time traveler? Do you need me to explain how the self-checkout at the grocery store works?
February 8, 2026 at 11:27 PM
It's so quaint to be a guy who complains about taxes in 2026. Like, are you a time traveler? Do you need me to explain how the self-checkout at the grocery store works?
I'd been wondering who the Seahawks' embarrassing celebrity fan was. Now I know.
February 8, 2026 at 11:16 PM
I'd been wondering who the Seahawks' embarrassing celebrity fan was. Now I know.
The members of Green Day nowadays
a person wearing white pants and black shoes is standing on a purple and blue background
ALT: a person wearing white pants and black shoes is standing on a purple and blue background
media.tenor.com
February 8, 2026 at 11:05 PM
The members of Green Day nowadays
This nitwit claims to have been with Naval intelligence and he doesn't know how IP addresses work.
Just like MAGA buying Melania tickets in bulk to try and make it look like it isn’t a flop.
February 8, 2026 at 10:59 PM
This nitwit claims to have been with Naval intelligence and he doesn't know how IP addresses work.
There is no moral case for enjoying American football. You're all down here in the shit with us.
Go Pats.
Go Pats.
February 8, 2026 at 10:34 PM
There is no moral case for enjoying American football. You're all down here in the shit with us.
Go Pats.
Go Pats.
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We're about 15 years away from having Congressional Republicans demanding that Black Magick SS and Intolitarian play the halftime show.
Like Morgan Wallen is a chud piece of shit but he's indisputably popular, but he couldn't even name him because his music isn't explicitly expounding right-wing politics, which is all they want art to be
I keep thinking about when Mike Johnson was asked about the NFL getting Bad Bunny to play the halftime show and he responded by saying they should find "someone who appeals to a broader audience" like... 82-year-old Lee Greenwood.
Really shows how much of a bubble the right lives in.
Really shows how much of a bubble the right lives in.
February 8, 2026 at 3:00 PM
We're about 15 years away from having Congressional Republicans demanding that Black Magick SS and Intolitarian play the halftime show.
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If you talk about how important the "AI arms race" is, I'm going to cut the electricity from your house.
February 8, 2026 at 4:01 PM
If you talk about how important the "AI arms race" is, I'm going to cut the electricity from your house.
I'm confused, are we supposed to hate this woman or grudgingly appreciate her?
February 8, 2026 at 8:17 PM
I'm confused, are we supposed to hate this woman or grudgingly appreciate her?