The That-for-a-dollar Buyer
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I think about this at least once a week
dominoes meme with "Beanie Babies invented" at the small end and "U.S. slides into techno-fascist dystopia" at the large end
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faintpeesmell.bsky.social
Calling The Onion your "ideological nemesis" is so fucking funny, holy shit.
lawrencehurley.bsky.social
Alex Jones has asked the Supreme Court to immediately put his almost $1.5 billion defamation judgment on hold, citing the imminent threat of InfoWars being handed over to The Onion.

If there isn't a stay, "InfoWars will have been acquired by its ideological nemesis and destroyed," the filing says.
faintpeesmell.bsky.social
Big night for Philly athletes throwing to the wrong guy.
faintpeesmell.bsky.social
They call 'em "Zoomers" because they belong in a danged zoo, folks!
faintpeesmell.bsky.social
I've already forgotten his name.

It was Chauncey something, right?
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faintpeesmell.bsky.social
Calling The Onion your "ideological nemesis" is so fucking funny, holy shit.
lawrencehurley.bsky.social
Alex Jones has asked the Supreme Court to immediately put his almost $1.5 billion defamation judgment on hold, citing the imminent threat of InfoWars being handed over to The Onion.

If there isn't a stay, "InfoWars will have been acquired by its ideological nemesis and destroyed," the filing says.
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faintpeesmell.bsky.social
[Dave Grohl voice] THERE GOES SKATTEBO!
faintpeesmell.bsky.social
He was against it, but he also believes this:
faintpeesmell.bsky.social
Varg is deeply upset at the insinuation that circumcision correlates positively with autism.
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faintpeesmell.bsky.social
I think about this at least once a week
dominoes meme with "Beanie Babies invented" at the small end and "U.S. slides into techno-fascist dystopia" at the large end
faintpeesmell.bsky.social
He's training to fight RFK Jr. over this.
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faintpeesmell.bsky.social
I guess cocaine doesn't ALWAYS make you fascist.

My deepest apologies to cocaine. I'm sorry, I wasn't familiar with your game.
kleinman.bsky.social
It is remarkable that of all the celebrities from the '80s who've gone full fash Axl Rose of all people zoomed in the other direction.
brunodoamaral.bsky.social
No show do Guns N' Roses de ontem em Bogotá, o Axl recebeu essa bandeira da plateia durante a música Civil War.
faintpeesmell.bsky.social
c'mon, Blue Jays, step on their necks!
faintpeesmell.bsky.social
I guess cocaine doesn't ALWAYS make you fascist.

My deepest apologies to cocaine. I'm sorry, I wasn't familiar with your game.
kleinman.bsky.social
It is remarkable that of all the celebrities from the '80s who've gone full fash Axl Rose of all people zoomed in the other direction.
brunodoamaral.bsky.social
No show do Guns N' Roses de ontem em Bogotá, o Axl recebeu essa bandeira da plateia durante a música Civil War.
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faintpeesmell.bsky.social
All these zoomer ballplayers growing mustaches to look like guys from the 70s are cowards if they don't complete the ensemble by doing ungodly amounts of amphetamines and coke.
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brendelbored.bsky.social
In some ways this is the government now
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I'm excited for Limp Bizkit, but I'm a little worried about Antifa...
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I'm sick and tired of seeing these thugs terrorize big events and am worried that they will try to interrupt Limp Bizkit's set. My gf (F19) and I (M31) are going to our first Lollapalooza and are concerned about the growing threat around the city
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gonebabygone.bsky.social
Trump fan endorsing the rape of children, fork found in kitchen
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faintpeesmell.bsky.social
62-year-old grandmothers throughout northern New England will wake up tomorrow, fetch their copy of the Globe from the porch and mutter aloud, "What the heck is anteefer?"
faintpeesmell.bsky.social
Lee Greenwood is 83 years old
mearns.bsky.social
lmao this dolt is beyond parody.
yeah Lee Greenwood, totally appealing to all audiences. you nailed it buddy
“Lee Greenwood for Super Bowl halftime show!”   says the idiot
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faintpeesmell.bsky.social
I think it's neat that hip hop has its own Rob Darken
pixelatedboat.bsky.social
pausing the new Jay Electronica every couple of lines to say “ha ha, that’s crazy man”