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He proceeded to drink 11 iced coffees.
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I think about this at least once a week
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November 25, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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If they bail these freaks out, I'm becoming a tax protestor.
when its definitely not a hostage situation
November 25, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 11:14 PM
If they bail these freaks out, I'm becoming a tax protestor.
when its definitely not a hostage situation
November 25, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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Please do not donate to Brenathan's GoFundMe. The last time he was horribly maimed, he spent the donations on something called "dakimakura" and I was reprimanded at work for trying to look up what that is.
My loathsome son Brenathan requires $50,000 in reconstructive surgery after he came up from the basement wearing a shirt with a flipped collar and I mistook him for a Dracula and beat him over the head for several minutes with a fire poker.
November 19, 2024 at 3:12 AM
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Chotiner: You traded Trey Lance after 4 starts.
Lynch: We felt best going with Brock after he took us to a Super Bowl.
Chotiner: You traded 3 first round picks to get Trey after Jimmy took you to a Super Bowl.
Lynch: We thought Brock gave us a better shot at winning one.
Chotiner: Did he?
Lynch: ...
November 25, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Brock Purdition
November 25, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Schlock Purdy
November 25, 2025 at 2:07 AM
hmmmm not feeling great about this whole 'Brock Purdy' thing
November 25, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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They say gatekeeping is bad but have they met some of the people outside of these gates
There's nothing worse than sitting next to a certified no ball knower. He's been complaining for a minute that it took too long to throw to Brian Robinson, who fell down
November 25, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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that's not a witch, that's an aging prog rocker

common mistake
Can't stop thinking about the witch with front row seats at last night's Lakers game. They cut to this shot briefly and we both screamed. She did not move or blink.
November 20, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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[appraising the entirety of Olivia Nuzzi's existence]

Nah, I'm good.
November 19, 2025 at 8:14 PM
November 25, 2025 at 12:42 AM
He wants to go to the team that has experience managing PR for this kind of thing
We can't call them the Saints anymore if they sign Justin Tucker
The Saints are hosting a kicker tryout and former Pro Bowler Justin Tucker is among those invited, per me and Mike Garafolo

This is his first workout since being suspended 10 games by the NFL for violating the personal conduct policy.
November 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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good lord, what is happening over there?
November 23, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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My wife and I call our son by the diminutive "Chog."

Do not ask my wife and I what "Chog" is short for.
November 23, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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November 23, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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Dak Prescott faces the jury at The Hague
[record scratch]
[freeze frame]
Yup. That's me... You might be wondering how I ended up in this predicament
November 4, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Once again, the Bengals are incapable of playing a normal football game
November 23, 2025 at 7:06 PM
good lord, what is happening over there?
November 23, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Good god, this is sad.
At least the characters Gamemaster Anthony dreamt of hanging out with were cool.
November 23, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Jamie Dimon is gonna run for president to keep himself out of prison.
“Given the scale of Epstein’s trafficking operation, it’s clear that many more powerful people were involved. My staff have seen a paper trail with their own eyes. Banks that helped enable him should be investigated." trib.al/ISBFh8N
Top Dem Reveals How JPMorgan Chase Helped Epstein Hide His Crimes
Senator Ron Wyden accused the bank of obstructing law enforcement from examining the financial infrastructure of Jeffrey Epstein’s sex-trafficking network.
trib.al
November 23, 2025 at 5:00 PM
DID I FUCKING CALL THAT SHIT OR WHAT?!
Imagine how much funnier nu-Twitter would be if user's countries were shown in their profiles and it couldn't be turned off.

🇵🇭: "(((They))) are waging open warfare against the white race, here and everywhere!
🇩🇿: "so true king 1488"
🇭🇰: "GTK/RWN!"
🇮🇳: "Get rid of the (anti-Muslim slur) first tho!"
November 23, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Good god, this is sad.
At least the characters Gamemaster Anthony dreamt of hanging out with were cool.
November 23, 2025 at 1:54 PM