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Samantha Spoopy

@fictionaluser.bsky.social

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Merging online with reality, slowly 🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🧡🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️ Late 30s

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Samantha Spoopy @fictionaluser.bsky.social · 1d

OK.

I am done with hating myself starting today.

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Samantha Spoopy @fictionaluser.bsky.social · 14h

Once I get home (recovering at my mother's still, fuck that took a lot out of me) I'm gonna not use an edible and have me one of those

Samantha Spoopy @fictionaluser.bsky.social · 5h

I have an Ativan (anti-anxiety) prescription plus the sleeping pill this night. *crosses fingers*

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The One Who Cums @theonewhocums.bsky.social · 5h

A haunted house where you meet who you would have been if you had more self-control

🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 5h

A haunted house where I read all my hamburger helper jokes at you

🎃return of the Obra Deeny🎃(they/them) @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 5h

A haunted house where the teacher asks everyone to tell the class a little bit about themselves

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Samantha Spoopy @fictionaluser.bsky.social · 5h

Jesus fuck

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Samantha Spoopy @fictionaluser.bsky.social · 14h

Once I get home (recovering at my mother's still, fuck that took a lot out of me) I'm gonna not use an edible and have me one of those

Samantha Spoopy @fictionaluser.bsky.social · 22h

Oh lol, you know what I mean.

*took a sleeping pill 6 hours ago*

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Samantha Spoopy @fictionaluser.bsky.social · 22h

Yeah :(

I have slept through many a sleeping pill, sucks

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Samantha Spoopy @fictionaluser.bsky.social · 1d

I have enjoyed my break, I gotta be online less and using my time better and that is going to be hard

Samantha Spoopy @fictionaluser.bsky.social · 1d

OK.

I am done with hating myself starting today.

Samantha Spoopy @fictionaluser.bsky.social · 2d

Who up rn imagining scenarios

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Samantha Spoopy @fictionaluser.bsky.social · 2d

Fuck, I'm gonna have to figure out how to love myself I think

Samantha Spoopy @fictionaluser.bsky.social · 2d

Alright, next item on the list: Build a life I'd like to return to

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FreeLinkophant sHELLey B Woke - Living Saint of Purity🏳️‍⚧️🖤💜🤍 💛 @shelleybwoke.bsky.social · 2d

Counterpoint: Everyone in this treasonous illegitimate administration should be hauled before Nuremberg 2.0 and pay with their lives for the fucked up shit they've done.

Ryan J. Reilly “paints a vivid and urgent portrait of… disarray” @ryanjreilly.com · 2d

“What we don’t want to become the norm is where people think, ‘OK, there’s a new administration, now everyone in the old administration gets prosecuted. That’s an incredibly dangerous cycle where nobody wins.”

www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...

Experts fear impact of deepening polarization and perceived political prosecutions

Reforms enacted after Watergate to bolster public confidence in the impartiality of prosecutions are proving dated and ineffective, legal experts warn.

www.nbcnews.com

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Samantha Spoopy @fictionaluser.bsky.social · 2d

They did check for a bunch of other stuff but nothing came back.

Samantha Spoopy @fictionaluser.bsky.social · 2d

Once my stomach is better and I can handle cold I'm going to absolutely house some bitterly cold water.

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Samantha Spoopy @fictionaluser.bsky.social · 2d

They think it was food poisoning initially and that caused me to vomit super frequently for 36 hours. I puked out all my potassium, which caused diabetic keto acidosis, plus because I couldn't keep any water down extreme dehydration. I couldn't eat or drink for 5 days after. Nasty experience.

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Samantha Spoopy @fictionaluser.bsky.social · 2d

My power is growing, eating more than yesterday

A small baked Mac and cheese that has mostly been eaten

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Samantha Spoopy @fictionaluser.bsky.social · 2d

Thanks, I think I'm in the clear though. Doctor is supposed to be here soon, final bit of blood work then discharge after unless they throw me a curveball!

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Samantha Spoopy @fictionaluser.bsky.social · 2d

How the hell is he going to end this book

Samantha Spoopy @fictionaluser.bsky.social · 2d

And now I am in the hall, how fortunes turn.

I was hoping to get discharged today anyway, some late potassium crashes had them keeping an eye on me though.

Hope the bloodwork from this morning looks good. They started me on potassium pills anyway so I should be in the clear.

Samantha Spoopy @fictionaluser.bsky.social · 3d

I'm the only patient in this room not here for a stroke. I practically have a private bathroom.

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Samantha Spoopy @fictionaluser.bsky.social · 2d

Y'all got any recommended mattresses? Maybe ones for the occasional night sweat participator?

Samantha Spoopy @fictionaluser.bsky.social · 3d

Samantha Spoopy @fictionaluser.bsky.social · Apr 19

Incognito: for asking questions you feel you should already know (So google doesn't remember and judge you)

Asking google while incognito if rice is a cereal, so it doesn't remember and judge me

Samantha Spoopy @fictionaluser.bsky.social · 3d

Happy to see this wasn't sarcastic 🧡

Samantha Spoopy @fictionaluser.bsky.social · 3d

Awesome, thanks!

Samantha Spoopy @fictionaluser.bsky.social · 3d

Secret handshake, if they match you found 'em

Sry if secret-handshake-in-next-life wasn't part of your last life's fundamental priorities, sometimes that can happen

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