Holly Boson
@fireh9lly.bsky.social
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Writer, musician, critic. Honorary Doctorate in Experimental Eminemology from the Pompsomp Hills Hot Take Dept.
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fireh9lly.bsky.social
Holly scratches, ivy burns, pine trees leave used needles all over the house, chestnuts are spiky, poinsettias are toxic, the Christmas cactus isn't even a cactus, yew got Boudicca killed, and don't get me started on mistletoe (parasite, date rape apologist, implicated in the Baldr shooting)
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bleary.off-the-records.com
If you don’t want a book anymore and there’s nowhere to donate it to, you can just stick it in the bin. It’s fine. You won’t go to hell.
rachelfeder.bsky.social
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
fireh9lly.bsky.social
This is true more often than people think it is, but unfortunately the bad music CAN disprove certain interpretations of the good music. Usually it's trivial stuff like "it disproves that they are a perfect genius" but sometimes it can disprove things like "they aren't a cynical jerk"
theben52s.bsky.social
Also a good artist’s bad music does not speak ill of their good music by existing
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garethwatkins.bsky.social
A big reason that people aren't reading is furniture. If you went into an Apple Store and all the laptops were on bookshelves, and you had to pull them out to find out anything about them you'd never buy a Macbook. The design of bookshelves encourages spray-and-pray bookselling.
rachelfeder.bsky.social
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
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bleary.off-the-records.com
Prediction time 🔮

Israel, if allowed compete, will win the next Eurovision. That’ll pretty much be the end of Eurovision.
news.rte.ie
Eurovision Song Contest organisers will no longer meet online in November to vote on Israel's participation in the competition, following Middle East "developments", the European Broadcasting Union said
Eurovision organisers push back Israel decision
Eurovision Song Contest organisers will no longer meet online in November to vote on Israel's participation in the competition, following Middle East "developments", the European Broadcasting Union sa...
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fireh9lly.bsky.social
It's much easier for someone to lose their faith in religious doctrine than it is for them to lose the methods of thinking and searching for spiritual fulfilment that were common in the religion
fireh9lly.bsky.social
I refuse to believe a human can draw this badly. This has to be an AI generated image
fireh9lly.bsky.social
I think the theories from former Swifties about Taylor secretly dogwhistling Nazi affiliation through selling lightning bolt necklaces and having lyrics about how the sky used to be "onyx" and is now "opalite" are the result of a whole fandom being taught to 'read' badly by the toxic Swiftie culture
fireh9lly.bsky.social
Just had a vision of someone fixing Dylan's vocals with Auto-Tune and got very upset
fireh9lly.bsky.social
The only way I can understand him still getting cast even though he keeps ending up in giant bombs is because he's got dirt on a whole bunch of people imo. Rapist corporate welfare is a really powerful force
fireh9lly.bsky.social
Well all it can ever do is incompletely resolve the problem. I've always hated the secretly noxious and myopic politics of a lot of wholesomecore, which are usually just "libertarianism but extra queer friendly" or "punch a Nazi and fix everything (punk and not Saturday morning cartoon)"
fireh9lly.bsky.social
OMG this is IT isn't it, this is the secret Americabrain problem with the "I need coffee shop AUs because real life is miserable" crowd. They feel guilty about it because they're feeding themselves toxic moralistic propaganda about how winners are good people and hard work can achieve anything
fireh9lly.bsky.social
Very good and powerful autobiographical comic but I don't want to repost without warning people it's a potential day-ruiner
stevelieberart.bsky.social
This’ll be a long one
#lieberAMA
fireh9lly.bsky.social
"Good morning, I'm going downstairs to get some toast!"

"If instead of 'toast' she said 'lesbian pussy', that would be the most brazen statement of her sexuality yet... 😳"
fireh9lly.bsky.social
Or there's a similar one where you rewrite what someone is saying to make them say something extreme, then praise/attack them for it. My fav example of that recently is the Jude Doyle article about Robert Christgau but it's a fav tactic of people theorising about celebrity sexualities
fireh9lly.bsky.social
One of my least fav fallacies is the one where people think you can have evidence of someone's inner feelings by changing out the nouns in their sentence for other ones. I have no idea why this is so popular considering nouns are how we know what someone is writing or talking about
fireh9lly.bsky.social
I need to clarify that I have no particular problem with people who have theories that Taylor Swift isn't straight, but I can be brought to saliva-flecked rage by smart people who are nevertheless absolutely terrible at thinking
fireh9lly.bsky.social
I really do not like the song Henry. It sounds really bad all the way through
fireh9lly.bsky.social
Some fun Gearslutz posts from a mixer who worked on some tracks on Eminem's Recovery replying to a thread moaning about the vocal mixing
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tomewing.bsky.social
I dreamed that Nigel Farage had released an album of standards called On Broadway which included a puppet singing dog and The Wire reviewed it and gave it 6/10
fireh9lly.bsky.social
(And I know I can't speak negatively of the deified posthumous Proof but he was clearly outclassed as a rapper from the start by Royce da 5'9, let alone that other guy)
fireh9lly.bsky.social
I like Clint Eastwood (I was a child when it came out and the video was the coolest thing I'd ever seen) but listening to the new seven minute Gorillaz song for the posthumous Proof verse really made me understand the Flimsy Steve Tweet in about five different dimensions
fireh9lly.bsky.social
the thing was it was a throwaway track they made in 15 minutes for a B-side but it was instantly huge so they ran with it