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Lover, writer, commissioner of massive boobs. Twitter: https://x.com/BattleaxeFitz DeviantART: https://www.deviantart.com/fitzbattleaxe Blog: https://expansivelynewsworthy.wordpress.com/ PFP by @slickpens.bsky.social Banner by @verdazin.bsky.social

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Fitzbattleaxe @fitzbattleaxe.bsky.social · Jul 14

I've never done an appreciation/lore thread but I'll try one for #FantasyJudy. Give her backstory and do artshare? At first, she was a way to get a commission of a version of Judy from @crosscrescent.bsky.social that made sense in his size range and with Clarissa. @koboldium.bsky.social on colors.

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 8h

Some people got angry at this post a few days ago, but I don’t know what to tell you. It really sucks but false heroes give false hope. Pritzker has said some great things and his lawsuits vs feds seems righteous but having HIS cops brutalize people makes a joke of it.
bsky.app/profile/bill...

Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 3d

Are you stopping them? Doesn’t look like it.

Analysis is 100% right but it’s important not to blow smoke when your citizens are getting brutalized. Maybe all the people saying the governor has no legit way of actually stopping them are correct! But if you can’t, then don’t claim you are.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 3d

Pritzker: "I think it's important to recognize that the Trump administration does not seem to respect any laws in the United States. They just do what they want to do and they'll keep doing it unless someone stops them. Here in Illinois we're stopping them."

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a sweet bug on-line @sugarbugtrash.bsky.social · 8h

folks, a few of you have reached out about commissions previously and i said i'd get back to you soon. however, worrying about juggling multiple art projects and commissions was really impeding my ability to do either and i'm making the tough decision to focus on finishing a current comic!

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Ron Marz @ronmarz.bsky.social · 15h

We have to stop letting obscenely rich people get crazy, or stop crazy people from getting obscenely rich.

Drew Harwell @drewharwell.com · 1d

The tech billionaire and Palantir co-founder Peter Thiel says the antichrist is ... Greta Thunberg www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...

Inside billionaire Peter Thiel’s private lectures: Warnings of ‘the Antichrist’ and U.S. destruction

In leaked recordings of private lectures by tech billionaire Peter Thiel he argued that “the Antichrist” is likely to take the form of a critic of technology.

www.washingtonpost.com

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Fitzbattleaxe @fitzbattleaxe.bsky.social · 15h

Looks to me like Disney correctly intuited how little sense it would make to spend much money marketing this thing...

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🔞MisterStupid64🔞 @misterstupid.bsky.social · 16h

A commission for fritzbattleaxe. His OC Judy and my OC Ika are just kinda chillin', talking about a subject that interests the both of them a great deal: Making Judy's boobs bigger.

A very short comic. The first panel is a zoom in on a much larger image, in which two women are talking. The first woman has long brown hair tied up in a high ponytail. She is suspended on a giant pair of breasts that she is attached to. To her right is a giant woman with pink hair leaning against the gigantic boob which is even bigger than she is. The smaller woman attached to the boobs is labeled "Judy" and the larger one is labeled "Ika!" They are also having a conversation. Ika: "So I know you like being considered a landmark... but have you ever thought about becoming a continent? Judy: I'm listening... The second panel is zoomed out from the first. We see a gigantic pair of breasts labeled "Ika!" and they are being overshadowed by a pair so big that they go off the screen for an unknown distance in both width and height. they are labeled "Judy." Ika is continuing to talk "Well, I might know a woman who can help you with that... (The woman is me.)" #big_boobs #hyper_breasts #size_sky #giantess #judy_wall #ika!

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Judy Wall @judywall.bsky.social · 16h

So, the Park Rangers around here all seem to be busty and getting bustier... Check out the gal in the kiosk here. And there are rumors about SOMETHING moving around the park...

The closer we get to Halloween, the more "skittering" I feel in the cavern...🎃👻

Art: @monsieurrobot.bsky.social #HyperSky

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Fitzbattleaxe @fitzbattleaxe.bsky.social · 16h

I live nowhere near NYC but this guy feels like something special.

Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 19h

UNTIL IT’S DONE, Ep. 4: Sylvia Rivera

In the 1970s, queer New Yorkers had been pushed to the margins of NYC. Our trans neighbors faced immense cruelty. But in Sylvia Rivera, they found a champion.

As we combat Trump’s politics of darkness, her legacy can light the path forward.

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SizeCon - Live ‘26 3/27-3/29 @sizecon.bsky.social · 1d

Save the date! You’re invited to our 10th birthday! 🎂

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Fitzbattleaxe @fitzbattleaxe.bsky.social · 1d

Irresponsible shitheads...

NPR @npr.org · 1d

A single nuclear warhead, of unknown origin, is heading toward the U.S. mainland in Kathryn Bigelow's new Netflix film. It's an unnerving scenario — but it's also thrilling to watch. n.pr/48przga

Every moment pops in the nuclear thriller 'A House of Dynamite'

A single nuclear warhead, of unknown origin, is heading toward the U.S. mainland in Kathryn Bigelow's new Netflix film. It's an unnerving scenario — but it's also thrilling to watch.

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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.bsky.social · 1d

aaand we are officially in the hide-your-neighbors stage

Sophie Sherry @sophiesherry.bsky.social · 1d

During a military-style raid on a building in Chicago’s South Shore, one resident heard a knock on his door.   It wasn’t the feds — it was a mom and her 7-year-old daughter, pleading for help.

He let them hide in his unit for the next 3 days.

chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...

Neighbor shielded 7-year-old during South Shore federal raid: ‘I didn’t want them to take her’

During the Sept. 30 raid one tenant protected a terrified girl and her mom. Remnants at the complex, including a detailed map of all the units, offer clues to what authorities may have known before th...

chicago.suntimes.com

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Fitzbattleaxe @fitzbattleaxe.bsky.social · 1d

I didn't want to Quote Repost or Reply directly to people who were apparently, and I assume rightly, thrilled about something good Newsom did recently. That said, I WILL QRp this and say, "Fuck this guy!" about this bullshit.

LGBTQ Nation @lgbtqnation.com · 4d

Gavin Newsom vetoes gender education bill, declines to sign other trans protections - buff.ly/MTUAV85

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Joe England @joeengland.bsky.social · 1d

This is why scapegoating is such a devastating injury upon humanity. Because once vulnerable people become scapegoats, it gets so much easier for those in power to leave them in the lurch than to help them back out of it. The standards are lowered, and all that progress has to be regained.

LGBTQ Nation @lgbtqnation.com · 4d

Gavin Newsom vetoes gender education bill, declines to sign other trans protections - buff.ly/MTUAV85

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Fitzbattleaxe @fitzbattleaxe.bsky.social · 1d

Yes but opposite.

Parker @jeffparker.bsky.social · 1d

I don't remember either Dylan OR Springsteen being a murderer on Columbo, so I'd slow down with rating artists on the Cool Scale

Fitzbattleaxe @fitzbattleaxe.bsky.social · 1d

I recall how surprised I was at the time to realize that "Amscray" is just Pig Latin for "Scram."

Fitzbattleaxe @fitzbattleaxe.bsky.social · 1d

I love Stephen Colbert but it's worth remembering that he and the Late Show staff are still old white folks. Admittedly, that's an assumption about the broader staff but I think on balance it's true and if it's not, I'm even more surprised about this gauche, insensitive bullshit.

Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 1d

Oh my god???

“producers asked if he’d like to do a “thumbs-up, thumbs-down” segment. Prompts included “Thumbs-up or thumbs-down: Hamas” and “Thumbs-up or thumbs-down: a Palestinian state,””

“I just couldn’t believe what was happening, That a genocide could be distilled into a late-night game.”

The Late Show Pitched Zohran Mamdani a ‘Game’ About Palestine

He and his team passed on playing “Thumbs-up or thumbs-down: a Palestinian state.”

www.vulture.com

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Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com · 1d

Exist in public? They can arrest you.

Sitting quietly in your home. They can arrest you, and take all your stuff

thematthill.bsky.social @thematthill.bsky.social · 4d

Wow. Greg Bovino admits on camera that his agents can detain people if you look scared, change your demeanor, or grip a steering wheel too tight.

As his unmasked agents walk around with large guns to scare you, they may arrest you just for that — even if you're a U.S. citizen.

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 1d

He's literally speaking out against the idea of representation for the American people and saying we have a corrupt SCOTUS that does what we want. Just saying it all out loud

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Thune: "If the Democrats had won the majority, they probably would've tried to nuke the filibuster. And then you'd have four new senators from Puerto Rico and DC, you'd have a packed Supreme Court, you'd have abortion on demand ... "

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Jerk Douglas @jerkdouglas.bsky.social · 1d

This is a crossover between A Decent Guy's American Dream and @megaflare08.bsky.social 's Jamie Supreme getting some victory dogs after battling the crime guys, who also want hotdog.

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¡Gordo Y Más! @gordo-y-mas.bsky.social · 1d

Gordo by Gus Arriola, October 31 1969:

Panchito: Don't look down on earthworms, buby! No ordinary creeps we! Cut off our tail, we can grow another! Slice off our head at just the right spot, and we can grow another!
Porfirio, under an ice pack: Panchito! At last! The miracle hangover cure! Perform a noodlectomy on me, please!
Panch: I wouldn'y dare! Not with my shakes! It's why I gave up surgery!

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zdemian @zdemian.bsky.social · 2d

#inktober 09 - Heavy

zdemian.com | patreon.com/zdemian

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BustArtist — BustArtist.com and Patreon 🔞 @bustartist.bsky.social · 1d

1 of 53 of my Commissions : Part 3 of 3. Full: 7000 x 5000 px (available on my Patreon, DeviantArt). Comms OPEN! Info, prices, links to the Request form, go to (public post): bit.ly/ba-commission #sizesky #skysize #expansionart #breastexpansion

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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 1d

A foreign military base on US soil.

Good job, chumps.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Hegseth: "I'm also proud that today we're signing a letter of acceptance to build a Qatari Emeri air force facility at the Mountain Home Airbase in Idaho."

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Fitzbattleaxe @fitzbattleaxe.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah? I still haven't finished episode 1. I was a bit out off by how dramatic and serious it was trying to be right from the jump. Lacking context for the world and characters, I was just like, "Sure. But why do I CARE?" And I mean that in the deep, not flippant sense.

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Steve Niles @steveniles.bsky.social · 1d

Jordi Bernet

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