Every A.I. CEO is like “We invented a robot that can fuck your wife so you have more free time to mow the lawn!”

we live in an era of incredible video editing skills being using to create the most insane media

discovering insane edits recently

Why I just don’t use my credit card to tap-to-pay, sorry, but you have to insanely foolish/naive to trust the MTA with one’s credit card info

Also, am 1000% confident that it’s also yet another surveillance tool of the NYPD [5/5]

BTW, to further validate my point, upon arriving at my destination, I heard an alarm blaring at the station; when I asked two different MTA employees what was going on, both were like “I dunno.”

Absolutely fucking worthless

Oh, so for anyone wondering why I bother with a OMNY card and… [4/5]

Anyway, cuz he wouldn’t help, I asked a woman leaving the station to open the gate for me; like a true New Yorker, she did

As I gave him the finger, I saw him making a call, probably the cops

Again, I say this as someone who is PASSIONATELY anti-AI; cannot wait for AI to take his job… [3/5]

She was trying to use the machine (when it was last seen being operational) and was overwhelmed; in her defense, the OMNY machine’s UI is absolute dogshit

It is literally the job of the aforementioned POS to assist, but NOPE, he just screamed at her for being again understandably confused… [2/5]

Was gonna put money on my OMNY card, but the one machine at my station was down (not sure why I was surprised)

Asked the toll guy to let me in; showed him both my card & the cash I was gonna put on it. Fucker refused

BTW this same asshole I saw yell at a poor old lady earlier this week, cuz… [1/5]

This is the aesthetic of the future

Area Man Has Far Greater Knowledge Of Marvel Universe Than Own Family Tree https://theonion.com/area-man-has-far-greater-knowledge-of-marvel-universe-t-1819571080/

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Alas there being some new atrocity in Trump’s America legit every 15 minutes more or less guarantees that something worse is literally on the horizon (or worse, people have become so numb to such sights that memories are thusly nonexistent)

when you say "Albany" wrong once and just roll with it and then you're in too deep

I've said it before, and will say it again: damn, that was fast, so onto...

www.twitch.tv/fortninetyte...

Ya know, I REALLY thought I had figured out the perfect plan/formula; oh well, onto...

www.twitch.tv/fortninetyte...

The FORT90 BROADCAST SYSTEM, brought to you by @wonderville.nyc, is ON THE AIR…

twitch.tv/wondervillenyc

Again, the above is where to get if someone pulls the plug on…

www.twitch.tv/fortninetyte...

Yes, am now up to CH 09; if it goes dark, will try to get CH 10 up & running ASAP

LOL, spoke too soon re: Bluesky's overly sensitive content filter

TONIGHT! It's "AN EVENING WITH KAZUO UMEZU"

Viewers may recall the first few episodes of KAZUO UMEZU’S HORROR THEATER circa last Halloween, and it’s about time I showed the rest (sans one that I’m saving for “reasons”); stream starts at 8:00PM EST…

www.wonderville.nyc/events/fort9...

TONIGHT! It's "AN EVENING WITH KAZUO UMEZU"

And please enjoy this completely out of context scene from Nobuhiko Obayashi (of HAUSU fame)'s adaptation of THE DRIFTING CLASSROOM (cuz no copy of the trailer exists online); stream starts at 8:00PM EST…

www.wonderville.nyc/events/fort9...

Am legit shock that Bluesky’s stupid ass sensitive content filter didn’t block the embedded video below (tho I’ve only just begun my promotional push for the day)

Me: spending time with my cats is a meaningful way I disengage from the endless hum of capitalism

Also me: THEY GOTTA START SELLING THIS AT CANADIAN COSTCOS!!!

@mangalibrarian.bsky.social & I got our cats a Costco for them to sling some hot dogs & earn some money, to help with the high costs of their fancy pants kibble, the lazy assholes

The "best part" about my piece of shit next-door neighbors in my sleepy suburban part of Brooklyn is how they have so much construction going on non-stop that it legit feels like I live in Manhattan again

They're also pigs, so as soon as the day laborers are done, they'll no doubt call ICE on them