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Nick Fox @foxbuntu.bsky.social · 13h

a man from schitts creek is making a funny face and the word yup is above him

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God @thegodpodcast.com · 2d

Hi, I’m God.

Jesus and I agree that starving the poor so you can build yourself golden bathrooms and golden ballrooms is evil. Anyone who does that shall burn for eternity. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Thanks,

God

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Nick Fox @foxbuntu.bsky.social · 1d

a man in a suit and tie says " whoa "

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Nick Fox @foxbuntu.bsky.social · 1d

For demonstration purposes:

a groundhog is standing on its hind legs in front of a mountain and saying `` jeff !!! '' .

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Nick Fox @foxbuntu.bsky.social · 1d

a man with a mustache is smiling and says " giggles "

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Nick Fox @foxbuntu.bsky.social · 1d

a man with a mustache is sitting on an airplane looking at something .

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Nick Fox @foxbuntu.bsky.social · 1d

a man wearing a surgical gown and a mask says but why

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Waldo Jaquith @waldo.net · 2d

The most important lesson for Democrats from Mamdani's victory is this: abandon the decades-old practice of triangulating to win the center. Instead, grow the base with a positive, joyful vision for what government can do when it gives up on being shackled to a Republican base.

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Dad Jokes @dadsaysjokes.com · 2d

Teacher to the class:

Give me the opposite of the sentence:
"Children in the dark make mistakes"
Little Johnny:

"Mistakes in the dark make children"
Teacher: "Get out!"

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Dad Jokes @dadsaysjokes.com · 3d

At this point if I get picked up by aliens I'm just gonna go ahead & consider it a rescue mission instead of an abduction.

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Nick Fox @foxbuntu.bsky.social · 4d

a cartoon of a man reading a book with the words no way dude no way below him

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Nick Fox @foxbuntu.bsky.social · 4d

Italy sounds wonderful ♥️

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Elevated Access @elevatedaccess.bsky.social · 4d

Happy Trans Parent Day!

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Nick Fox @foxbuntu.bsky.social · 5d

Have a great trip!

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Dad Jokes @dadsaysjokes.com · 6d

A rich Frenchman showed me his yachts.
"This is Un, this is Deux, this is Trois, this is Quatre, this is Six."

Me: "where's the fifth one?"

"Cinq."

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Dad Jokes @dadsaysjokes.com · 6d

What happens when a ghost can't pay its mortgage?

Its house gets repossessed...

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Nick Fox @foxbuntu.bsky.social · 7d

I'm sure it's nothing

a black and white cat with a pink nose

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Nick Fox @foxbuntu.bsky.social · 7d

If you're knockin on heaven's door

Nick Fox @foxbuntu.bsky.social · 7d

How could you possibly confuse them with Crosby, Stills, and Nash?

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Nick Fox @foxbuntu.bsky.social · 7d

two women are standing next to each other with their mouths open and the words `` congratulations '' written on the screen .

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Jay @jasonrosewell.bsky.social · 7d

Well I forgot that I was actually crossing this little milestone last time I was in the airplane so no cockpit photo. But I managed to hit 500 on the dot! Here’s to 500 more and more learning. ✈️