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Bearhat

@fussybabybit.ch

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She’s later kidnapped and let loose naked in the wilderness as prey for the psycho hunter, like many women before her. header by @rotgut.bsky.social

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Bearhat @fussybabybit.ch · 1h

Was recommended Brandish last night as another game in the lineage of shit I play & it’s great that you can in fact trace where FromSoft gets its humor to shit like labeling an item “Health Poison”

Sign in the 3rd area of Brandish that says “Haste will cause your downfall”

Further into the area a chest full of “H. Poison” which looks exactly like the “H. Potion” down to the sprite and the only difference in your inventory is when you examine it it says it will immediately drain all your health

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Bearhat @fussybabybit.ch · 1h

Secret dungeon area in SNES dungeon crawler ARPG Brandish where a girl in a low cut high shoulder suit and bunny ears welcomes you to the Sound Room and says

“I realize this wasn't easy to find, So in return
for your efforts we’re going to let you listen to all the music in the game!”

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Bearhat @fussybabybit.ch · 1h

You were eating jimmy neutron burger

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Bearhat @fussybabybit.ch · 8h

Oh my GOD deep cut

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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 23h

i saw people saying '6 7' and didn't get the reference so i searched for it on here and the first thing i saw was a picture of two buff furry wolfmen jacking off into a urinal. good night

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Bearhat @fussybabybit.ch · 1d

you MOTHERFUCKER

Top news post on the r/retroid subreddit about how Trump got mad and declared an additional 100% tariff on Chinese goods, which means Retroids as well

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Wolve @wolvexo.bsky.social · 2d

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Bearhat @fussybabybit.ch · 1d

I like that when I discovered the ice trick she will just float over and follow me now :)

Bearhat @fussybabybit.ch · 1d

THATS THE REAL SECRET but i feel it’s so important to gird yourself for the awful transitory period… it’s like growing your hair out where there will be 4-6 months you look like absolute dogshit guaranteed

Bearhat @fussybabybit.ch · 1d

oh you meant the three digits thing i thought you were worried about buying a retro console

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Bearhat @fussybabybit.ch · 1d

dont be mad at me...

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axolotl lovely / fka frog k ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 1d

this is secretly the nonbinary version of 'if you want to be a girl you can just be a girl' or whatever the fuck it was

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Bearhat @fussybabybit.ch · 1d

seattle queers age kind of like the bus from Speed but from the opposite direction

Bearhat @fussybabybit.ch · 1d

why bother changing a glove i have to wash my hands AND put on a glove?? im just gonna wash the glove

Bearhat @fussybabybit.ch · 1d

i can think of many things worse than being busted and being fucking miserable is one of them

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Bearhat @fussybabybit.ch · 1d

this is old but no joke one of the reasons why i have said i am terrible for some degree of pre-transes is that i just cant truck with the "but what if im not pretty" anxiety because like. well what if. what if its fine to be kind of a weird looking woman who sucks. what if thats worth Being Happy.

Weird Al Jazeera @cyberstalin.bsky.social · 16d

"boys are ugly but girls are perfect" is actually more misogynist than anything else cuz....why am I allowed to be ugly? Why can't my trans girlfriends be ugly slobs? Why can't a black girl show up with unkempt hair in a messy bun? Why is "ugliness" the realm of men?

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Bearhat @fussybabybit.ch · 1d

buying a handheld android retro gaming device is sort of "my generation"'s version of a middle life crisis. also it happens sooner now because honestly i dont think we're gonna make it to the big three digits

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Bearhat @fussybabybit.ch · 1d

oh i know they dont it definitely looks like The Jungle in there. it probably looks like The Jungle Book too.

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Bearhat @fussybabybit.ch · 1d

Today for Film Critters, a very special philosophical discussion between @averycutedog.bsky.social & I

*goes to the blackboard and writes SPORTS = RELIGION and circles it three times*

Oh also the movie Him i guess

youtu.be/ZKAHWigCR8g
anchor.fm/filmcritters

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Bearhat @fussybabybit.ch · 1d

SPITTING

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Robert Yang @radiatoryang.bsky.social · 1d

every video game is just a different type of gay bar

Bearhat @fussybabybit.ch · 1d

This the kinda shit people say to me in the smoking zone outside the gay bar

Baroque screenshot of a floating green skirt girl in a dark dungeon telling you "You were extracted from our soul. We are insane. It's your fault we became insane."

Same girl as before but now she is saying "You want to cut me? That's fine. You probably want to kill me, right? Then kill me. If you killed me, I think I'd be glad."

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Bearhat @fussybabybit.ch · 1d

How many people on bluesky do you think hold the exact venn diagram beliefs that scams are fine because they probably still need the money but if they used AI they’re stealing labor

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Bearhat @fussybabybit.ch · 1d

Maybe that’s why im so strong and also have stomach pain

Bearhat @fussybabybit.ch · 1d

im hoping since stuff like Lunacid & Labyrinth of the Demon King is playing in the same field (though taking far more from King's Field/Shadow Tower) it'll get more people interested and eventually arriving at it and realizing they need to rip it off immediately

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Bearhat @fussybabybit.ch · 1d

RAGING you have such a way with words...

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