Gabe (disdainful)
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Grim but fair. Baseball for the USA Today.
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is polanco brave enough to do the right thing
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Gleyber Torres is 0 for 6.
Riley Greene is 0 for 6.
Spencer Torkelson is 0 for 6.

The beauty of the game is its symmetry.
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that was just casual mago. 3.4 on the mago scale.
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five innings ago i was like "he will be the tragic end" and then it was almost too obvious and then my god he escaped get him out of there!
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adam amin really trying to live that joe buck tweet. waino and pierzynski thoroughly nonplussed.
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kinda feel like the most impressive thing keider montero did was that seamless throw from the top of the mound to start the double play.
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Victor Robles is, oh, a whisker faster than Nick Castellanos so yeah get his ass to third. Ah, well.
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It is No. 1 on 'parks I've never seen.' That steep right field upper deck!
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Since I've possibly already jinxed one matchup, it's absolutely wild the Tigers and Dodgers have never met in a World Series.

A very '60s-core matchup. Don Drysdale in slo-mo, blowing one past Norm Cash in Technicolor. Did this happen? It must have.
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This is what I was looking for!
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It can make you lose your mind when you regard a situation and it’s like, “This doesn’t add up.”
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Could possibly have Kirby vs. Springer in the next round, which begs the question: Last time there were two Georges in a playoff series?
Probably happened all the time in the ‘50s.
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It would help if people had a bubble
above their head indicating level of generational wealth.
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“females” remains undefeated.
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abolish the carceral state of language.
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in a rare move the city is expected to activate WIP The Ocho to handle all the angst and anger.
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Philly may burn tonight
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Ricketts is funding one with the other.
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Chicago October 2025: "Are the helicopters over my house this evening because of the Cubs playoff game or is it the federal government doing extrajudicial kidnappings?"
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This year marks just the fourth time in 20 years that none of the East Coast ratings behemoths (Yankees, Red Sox, Phillies, Mets) qualified for the AL or NLCS. First time since 2020 (also 2011, 2014, 2016).
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man this is even a little too inside-baseball for me; i need a roadmap!
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ah damn I totally forgot about the debate.
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Charlie, bad news: this isn’t the worst 2-1 loss today
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Flyers lose their opener to the Panthers by a 2-1 final score.
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and that was possibly/probably the world series.
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"Santa Monica Boulevaaaard?"

"The am/pm on Fletcher just off the 2?"