Garlax, The Weasel King
@garlaxweaselking.bsky.social
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I’m PROBABLY not the most boring person alive. Just this guy, you know? He/Him
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pookleblinky.bsky.social
In basically any modern Linux you pick, you can nowadays install web browsers that do *not* cause hooks to erupt from the walls and flay you.

Nowadays this flaying hook feature is mostly confined to uncommon programs such as calculator, spreadsheet, text editor
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pookleblinky.bsky.social
If the end of windows 10 is making you switch to Linux, good news: recompiling the kernel can now be done *without* blood sacrifice. They patched that out like a decade ago. No blood sacrifice needed.

You will merely have to give up a cherished memory, though.
garlaxweaselking.bsky.social
Yeah, this is bad. Please don’t die. Drink water!
garlaxweaselking.bsky.social
Oh no my roommate is in “I want to talk about a book like this is English class” mode again. I need to get her to a book club, because this is *not* my thing.
garlaxweaselking.bsky.social
Folks, don’t forget that you can just block people. It’s allowed. You don’t have to mute them even! You can block them and whatever ridiculous shit they say is just gone from your mind.
garlaxweaselking.bsky.social
Boy the doomladen are out in force
garlaxweaselking.bsky.social
I’m slightly perturbed that I think I know whose tower it’s supposed to be. I retained a lot more weird lore from an edition I never played than I realized.
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cambrianera.radical.town
I think the fact that we allowed cops to lie openly with no real consequences is part of How We Got Here. If the people with the ability to shoot others in the street are allowed to lie about it, you can't expect other officials to abide by a higher standard.
garlaxweaselking.bsky.social
(This was ALSO a response to specific threads I saw earlier that irritated me with “ah, it’s the antisocial leftists joking online” pontificating. Not everything has to be liberal vs leftists ffs.)
garlaxweaselking.bsky.social
Yeah, mention that a little bit down thread. I think that’s a big part of the teen piece especially- the highway thing has been around 70+ years for example, but teens having nowhere to go has been getting steadily worse.
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travestyhat.bsky.social
Get in the frog suit, Shinji, or we'll have to send Rei out in it again.
dynamicsymmetry.bsky.social
I don’t care if it’s cringe, suck it up and put on the fucking frog suit
garlaxweaselking.bsky.social
We need to come up with a phony catchphrase. And it needs to do numbers on tumblr.
garlaxweaselking.bsky.social
… what if we can convince him he can take it with him, and that he just needs to have all his lackeys, lickspittles, and bootlickers entombed with him.

Someone fire up the slop engines and make an AI pastor tell him that!
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loudpenitent.bsky.social
There's a reason so many ancient and premodern societies viewed "idleness" - what we would often call just enjoying life and having time to think and play - as a sin and in many cases one of the more serious ones, and it's not just that they hated joy.

There was SO MUCH work needed doing.
garlaxweaselking.bsky.social
(And yeah, I remember those days! It was called college. We want to be in college.)

For adults who weren’t in a Certain Class, I suspect it’s more of a TV fantasy that we thought everyone else had, and as with so many things we’ve been stripped of our illusions by talking online.
garlaxweaselking.bsky.social
… but it seems to me that a lot of the image of what things Were Like is something of a (prosocial!) fantasy- an imagined past when everyone was less tired and hung out more and had friends and were happy.
garlaxweaselking.bsky.social
Obviously there’s more to it. The general lack of places to go (especially for the young)! The social trauma of both the pandemic and the Trump… everything!

Plus a lot of this was ALREADY THERE. I can’t say without more evidence how true this is…
garlaxweaselking.bsky.social
(the canceling plans thing in particular is more a result of a lot of us just getting older and tired.)
garlaxweaselking.bsky.social
I’d say that more than the internet or “people joking about canceling plans,” the lack of steady jobs (that don’t socially exhaust you) is probably a bigger piece of things. There’s other forces at work- but I think that’s the core.
garlaxweaselking.bsky.social
But I think about how my father never really had a friend group in my life time... but he’s had consistent longterm jobs, and *did* go out with folks from work occasionally- and he’s fine with that. (We’ve talked about it!)
garlaxweaselking.bsky.social
The people I see talking about the “loneliness epidemic” are mostly wrong about the causes I think. I get it’s easier to blame the internet or millennial humor or the kids or whatever.
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nyxthebat.vtubers.social
"kill them with kindness" wrong. bat attack
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segfaultvicta.aludel.xyz
FROG 🐸 SEMIOTICS 🐸 REDEMPTION 🐸 ARC
ariellaelm.bsky.social
I don’t think we’re talking enough about the fact that we successfully took back the frog. Like it has been a meme for the alt right for years now, and thanks to these Portland inflatable costumes, we’re taking it back
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hillarymonahan.bsky.social
Hear Hear!
weltschmerz.bsky.social
oh my fuuuuuuuuuuuucking god just diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie already