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Gary Muppet

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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · Nov 17

57 minutes until sunset, driving down a gravel road and hoping the deer stay clear as he pretends there's no work in the morning.

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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 12m

Post someone who looks good in black

Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 20m

Once upon a time in the Midwest, Gary rolls down his window to let a fly out, and three more fly in

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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 10h

Muppets are the original good chaos

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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 10h

I like to think the Muppets would be 100% behind the Portland protests

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Blue sky nice guy @rajandelman.bsky.social · 8h

America's pastime. More like, past my bedtime

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Bliss @blisskissed.bsky.social · 11h

Tonight I’m going to party like it’s…
never mind, it’s my bedtime.

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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 19h

That’s true self care

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Reverie 💀🕯️ @augustreverie.bsky.social · 21h

In lieu of crying, I will eat all of these 3 Musketeers Minis

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Seth Rudy @sethrudy.bsky.social · 23h

Meanwhile in #Portland

Kermit faces off with Hopper in The Muppet Movie

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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 20h

Goddammit

Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 20h

If that’s the way then that’s what I’ll do!

Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 1d

Bright and early! Except the sun wasn’t up, and Gary was just dodging lightning as he ran to his car.

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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 1d

That’s the worst of the worst! You deserve to go back to bed after such trauma.

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Leggy Pain 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇺🇦 @leggypain.bsky.social · 1d

It's shocking how often I'm almost late for work at 9am for someone who is usually up between 2-3am each day

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Blue Fairylicious Girl🧚 @bluesnowflake.bsky.social · 1d

[waiting for my morning coffee to be done]
Husband: Good Morning
Me: Calm tf down

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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 1d

Having no coffee where there was suppose to be coffee is the ultimate morning betrayal.

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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 1d

Just a minute ago I poured a nice hot cup of water. I forgot to put the grounds in the coffee maker 😭

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notdaredevil @skeptyk.bsky.social · 1d

Is that pumpkin spice tear gas?

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tera-cotta @notincharge7.bsky.social · 1d

me as a basketball referee:

[blows whistle]
"Oh, wait, no. My bad."

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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 1d

FINALLY!! 🙌

Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 1d

😆

Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 1d

Pumpkin jerky!

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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 1d

‘tis the season

Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 1d

Rude

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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 1d

Nooooo 👻

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