tera-cotta
@notincharge7.bsky.social
it was just a joke
Some Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jiqppb3vymtquebk2yatb4mw/feed/aaajtkgvisqbu
Some Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jiqppb3vymtquebk2yatb4mw/feed/aaajtkgvisqbu
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tera-cotta
@notincharge7.bsky.social
· Nov 25
I'm an over-explainer (I explain things too much)
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me, teacher: *opens my 2 p.m. energy drink can at my desk
student, whispers: Was that a beer?
student, whispers: Was that a beer?
March 19, 2025 at 8:10 PM
me, teacher: *opens my 2 p.m. energy drink can at my desk
student, whispers: Was that a beer?
student, whispers: Was that a beer?
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"please don't give me the ball, please don't give me the ball"
-memories of playing high school sports
-memories of playing high school sports
January 15, 2025 at 3:40 AM
"please don't give me the ball, please don't give me the ball"
-memories of playing high school sports
-memories of playing high school sports
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me: omg goth bath bombs
santa: that’s charcoal
santa: that’s charcoal
December 1, 2025 at 6:44 PM
me: omg goth bath bombs
santa: that’s charcoal
santa: that’s charcoal
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BRING BACK AIR GUITAR CONTESTS YOU COWARDS
November 30, 2025 at 5:55 PM
BRING BACK AIR GUITAR CONTESTS YOU COWARDS
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Dear Potential Spam, I don't even want to answer the phone when it's someone I know
December 1, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Dear Potential Spam, I don't even want to answer the phone when it's someone I know
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Biscuit dough tubes: providing morning jump scares since 1931
December 1, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Biscuit dough tubes: providing morning jump scares since 1931
It's so weird being online and seeing people I went to high school with doing grown up things.
Congrats on your new house, Jeremy. I know you've got a tweety bird tat on your ass.
Congrats on your new house, Jeremy. I know you've got a tweety bird tat on your ass.
December 1, 2025 at 6:49 PM
It's so weird being online and seeing people I went to high school with doing grown up things.
Congrats on your new house, Jeremy. I know you've got a tweety bird tat on your ass.
Congrats on your new house, Jeremy. I know you've got a tweety bird tat on your ass.
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I texted my husband "weird" but it autocorrected to "word" and now he thinks I'm thug.
October 24, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I texted my husband "weird" but it autocorrected to "word" and now he thinks I'm thug.
new anxiety unlocked: being weighed at the dentist
December 1, 2025 at 4:31 PM
new anxiety unlocked: being weighed at the dentist
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elevator music should only play Linger by The Cranberries
November 30, 2025 at 5:59 AM
elevator music should only play Linger by The Cranberries
I hide behind fake enthusiasm (exclamation marks)
November 30, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I hide behind fake enthusiasm (exclamation marks)
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the two v’s in “twins” are really just there as an example
November 30, 2025 at 4:35 AM
the two v’s in “twins” are really just there as an example
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Why do they keep making new music when the best stuff all came out when I was a teen?
November 29, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Why do they keep making new music when the best stuff all came out when I was a teen?
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Her: I need to be with a guy who's an out of the box thinker
Schrödinger: *grabbing his coat* Goddammit
Schrödinger: *grabbing his coat* Goddammit
November 29, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Her: I need to be with a guy who's an out of the box thinker
Schrödinger: *grabbing his coat* Goddammit
Schrödinger: *grabbing his coat* Goddammit
my husband opening a compressed mattress like he's disarming a bomb
November 30, 2025 at 2:23 PM
my husband opening a compressed mattress like he's disarming a bomb
I've never once been standing and all of a sudden fallen. However, everytime I see a cliff on t.v., I know that's how I'll die.
November 16, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I've never once been standing and all of a sudden fallen. However, everytime I see a cliff on t.v., I know that's how I'll die.
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I don't want "a lot" of followers, I just want "a lot" of daily affirmations that I am hilarious and pretty.
September 12, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I don't want "a lot" of followers, I just want "a lot" of daily affirmations that I am hilarious and pretty.
"From now on, if you say 6-7 that's how many laps you run before you play at recess."
-me [teacher] losing my cool
-me [teacher] losing my cool
October 29, 2025 at 8:46 PM
"From now on, if you say 6-7 that's how many laps you run before you play at recess."
-me [teacher] losing my cool
-me [teacher] losing my cool
It's pajama day so I'm definitely going to Walmart after school.
October 28, 2025 at 8:02 PM
It's pajama day so I'm definitely going to Walmart after school.
[binging old t.v. show]
17yo: I don't think EVERYONE loves Raymond.
17yo: I don't think EVERYONE loves Raymond.
October 24, 2025 at 8:26 PM
[binging old t.v. show]
17yo: I don't think EVERYONE loves Raymond.
17yo: I don't think EVERYONE loves Raymond.
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I always know I made a real banger of a post when people with generic profile pictures respond.
October 24, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I always know I made a real banger of a post when people with generic profile pictures respond.
I texted my husband "weird" but it autocorrected to "word" and now he thinks I'm thug.
October 24, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I texted my husband "weird" but it autocorrected to "word" and now he thinks I'm thug.
The thermostat in the car today said "67" so that was a really fun and not at all annoying ride with the kids.
October 22, 2025 at 2:09 AM
The thermostat in the car today said "67" so that was a really fun and not at all annoying ride with the kids.
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inventing a pizza sandwich (a slice of pizza in between two more slices of pizza)
October 20, 2025 at 2:00 AM
inventing a pizza sandwich (a slice of pizza in between two more slices of pizza)