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tera-cotta @notincharge7.bsky.social · Nov 25

I'm an over-explainer (I explain things too much)

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tera-cotta @notincharge7.bsky.social · 1d

me as a basketball referee:

[blows whistle]
"Oh, wait, no. My bad."

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tera-cotta @notincharge7.bsky.social · 2d

In HS my 2 bffs and I went through this thing where we would talk mostly in first letters and only call each other by our first initials and we always knew what each of us meant because we were that close and I miss that and the mom of one girl still calls me "T"

tera-cotta @notincharge7.bsky.social · 13d

"It's crazy I'm still alive."
-the quote on our Gen X family crest

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tera-cotta @notincharge7.bsky.social · 14d

My new car tells me the psi of all my tires and my husband is "so excited"

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 26d

The only notification that excites me is "out for delivery".

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presentdead🙋🏻‍♂️👻 @lacroixboi.dadguy.help · 26d

telling “your mama” jokes to the baby

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tera-cotta @notincharge7.bsky.social · 26d

When I die I expect you to Weekend at Bernie me to the gym before my funeral so I look my best in the casket.

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tera-cotta @notincharge7.bsky.social · Aug 25

"You chose...poorly."

-The Grail Knight to me in every checkout line.

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tera-cotta @notincharge7.bsky.social · Mar 28

"Baba Yaga" I whisper as I cautiously walk through the dark house-fearful of the cat that will strike at any moment.

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tera-cotta @notincharge7.bsky.social · Aug 7

*me brushing my daughter's hair

my watch: are you working out?

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tera-cotta @notincharge7.bsky.social · Nov 25

I'm an over-explainer (I explain things too much)

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tera-cotta @notincharge7.bsky.social · 26d

I never feel more alive than when some random stranger blocks me.

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tera-cotta @notincharge7.bsky.social · 28d

Husband packing his hiking bag:
"Wow, this thing is like you. If I keep stuffing it full, I bet a kid will pop out."

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tera-cotta @notincharge7.bsky.social · 29d

A student's grandparent said I looked way too young to have been teaching 21 years so if anyone needs me I'll be over here living off this high the rest of the weekend.

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tera-cotta @notincharge7.bsky.social · Sep 7

We all remember exactly where we were when we realized Bluey was a girl.

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tera-cotta @notincharge7.bsky.social · Sep 3

7yo: I'm drinking the water from this apple.

me: Juice. It's apple juice.

tera-cotta @notincharge7.bsky.social · Sep 3

When a student in your class whisper yells to his best friend in the hallway that he'll 'meet him there soon' and then asks you to use the restroom-

-say yes and just let nature take it's course

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tera-cotta @notincharge7.bsky.social · Sep 3

me, teacher: Today we are adding i-n-g to the end of words. Can anyone tell me what i-n-g says?

student: oh-my-gosh?

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Jesus and Butthead @jesus-and-butthead.bsky.social · Sep 2

Oreo supply chain has been disrupted.
Panic! At Nabisco

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tera-cotta @notincharge7.bsky.social · Sep 1

PUFFY SHIRT-teacher code for "I can't understand this kid."

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Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · Sep 1

i am sooo good at doing impressions of people in my mind

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Brick's 𝕳𝖆𝖚𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖉 House 🍁🎃 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · Aug 31

(Me, relaxing on the couch)

My cat: hi i'm here to walk on your nuts

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The Fishpants @thefishpants.bsky.social · Aug 20

An acoustic Red Hot Chili Peppers cover band called Mild Chili Peppers.

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canadian blondii ︎✌🏼 @savageblondii.bsky.social · Aug 31

I like to say “I’ll think about it” when I already decided absolutely not

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Fomonster Simpson 🎃 @haliphacks.bsky.social · Aug 29

I'm at the beach and between the blaring music, kids yelling, and drunk people, I'm putting on my earbuds to enjoy some soothing sounds of waves gently lapping at the shore.

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