Corky KneiFALL 🍂
@corkykneivel.bsky.social
He/Him
Local Comedian, Furniture Restorer, Seahawks fan
dip dip dive, so socialize
Local Comedian, Furniture Restorer, Seahawks fan
dip dip dive, so socialize
Pinned
I don't want "a lot" of followers, I just want "a lot" of daily affirmations that I am hilarious and pretty.
Today is a Friday in all but name.
November 26, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Today is a Friday in all but name.
The man standing is the meme but this Rockwell painting is a more accurate representation of posting on social media
November 26, 2025 at 4:29 PM
The man standing is the meme but this Rockwell painting is a more accurate representation of posting on social media
Reposted by Corky KneiFALL 🍂
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
Reposted by Corky KneiFALL 🍂
In the future, everyone will have an affair with Olivia Nuzzi for 15 minutes
November 26, 2025 at 12:38 AM
In the future, everyone will have an affair with Olivia Nuzzi for 15 minutes
LMAO there's like at least 4 at my extended family Thanksgivings, all duking it out for supremacy.
It will be noted & remarked upon which one makes people go for 2nds.
It will be noted & remarked upon which one makes people go for 2nds.
I have yet to dine with any family that has mac and cheese as a Thanksgiving side dish.
November 25, 2025 at 6:45 PM
LMAO there's like at least 4 at my extended family Thanksgivings, all duking it out for supremacy.
It will be noted & remarked upon which one makes people go for 2nds.
It will be noted & remarked upon which one makes people go for 2nds.
Found a pic of me from 1998
November 25, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Found a pic of me from 1998
Every shot of San Francisco during a 49ers game is stolen valor. They don't play anywhere near there.
They should be showing shots of the culture-less series of strip malls & freeway exits that is Santa Clara.
They should be showing shots of the culture-less series of strip malls & freeway exits that is Santa Clara.
November 25, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Every shot of San Francisco during a 49ers game is stolen valor. They don't play anywhere near there.
They should be showing shots of the culture-less series of strip malls & freeway exits that is Santa Clara.
They should be showing shots of the culture-less series of strip malls & freeway exits that is Santa Clara.
I just saw a car with a big red nose and antlers on the freeway like some kind of Island of Dr. Moreau SUV
November 24, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I just saw a car with a big red nose and antlers on the freeway like some kind of Island of Dr. Moreau SUV
Nate Burleson excitedly discussing which tributes are still alive in the Games
November 24, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Nate Burleson excitedly discussing which tributes are still alive in the Games
I thought it was obvious the Rams were gonna be the best team in the league at the beginning of the season but people kept swearing Stafford had aged or they had holes on D.
Turns out they're even better than I imagined they'd be. The shitheads.
Turns out they're even better than I imagined they'd be. The shitheads.
November 24, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I thought it was obvious the Rams were gonna be the best team in the league at the beginning of the season but people kept swearing Stafford had aged or they had holes on D.
Turns out they're even better than I imagined they'd be. The shitheads.
Turns out they're even better than I imagined they'd be. The shitheads.
Derrick Hall trying to wrap up
a little girl in overalls is standing with her arms outstretched and saying `` i 'm trying '' .
ALT: a little girl in overalls is standing with her arms outstretched and saying `` i 'm trying '' .
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Derrick Hall trying to wrap up
FOX broadcast apparently has a vendetta against showing replays
November 23, 2025 at 7:21 PM
FOX broadcast apparently has a vendetta against showing replays
There are bottles of Chateau Lafite Rothschild that aren't aging as well as Patrick Dempsey
November 23, 2025 at 7:06 PM
There are bottles of Chateau Lafite Rothschild that aren't aging as well as Patrick Dempsey
And when I'm back in Chicago, I feel it
Another version of me, I was in it
I wave goodbye to the end of beginning
You take the man out of the city, not the city out the man
You take the man out of the city, not the city out the man
You take the man out of the
Another version of me, I was in it
I wave goodbye to the end of beginning
You take the man out of the city, not the city out the man
You take the man out of the city, not the city out the man
You take the man out of the
November 23, 2025 at 5:06 PM
And when I'm back in Chicago, I feel it
Another version of me, I was in it
I wave goodbye to the end of beginning
You take the man out of the city, not the city out the man
You take the man out of the city, not the city out the man
You take the man out of the
Another version of me, I was in it
I wave goodbye to the end of beginning
You take the man out of the city, not the city out the man
You take the man out of the city, not the city out the man
You take the man out of the
Reposted by Corky KneiFALL 🍂
In Monrovia, California, protesters are purchasing 17¢ ICE scrapers from Home Depot and immediately returning them to create long lines and slow down the entire store. Their aim is to disrupt sales and convey a message opposing ICE raids occurring in their neighborhood.
November 23, 2025 at 11:37 AM
In Monrovia, California, protesters are purchasing 17¢ ICE scrapers from Home Depot and immediately returning them to create long lines and slow down the entire store. Their aim is to disrupt sales and convey a message opposing ICE raids occurring in their neighborhood.
Reposted by Corky KneiFALL 🍂
I didn't know it was your pussy palace, pussy palace, pussy palace, pussy palace
I always thought it was a dojo, dojo, dojo
So am I looking at a sex addict, sex addict, sex addict, sex addict?
Talk about a low blow, oh no, oh no
I always thought it was a dojo, dojo, dojo
So am I looking at a sex addict, sex addict, sex addict, sex addict?
Talk about a low blow, oh no, oh no
November 23, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I didn't know it was your pussy palace, pussy palace, pussy palace, pussy palace
I always thought it was a dojo, dojo, dojo
So am I looking at a sex addict, sex addict, sex addict, sex addict?
Talk about a low blow, oh no, oh no
I always thought it was a dojo, dojo, dojo
So am I looking at a sex addict, sex addict, sex addict, sex addict?
Talk about a low blow, oh no, oh no
Oh...
Well, imagine
As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor
And I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words
Well, imagine
As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor
And I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words
November 23, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Oh...
Well, imagine
As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor
And I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words
Well, imagine
As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor
And I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words
Saturday in Wine Country
November 22, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Saturday in Wine Country
Everyone in this is so scuzzy they made a southern GOP Governor look like the normal one
something i'll note is that if nuzzi ran catch-and-kill ops for rfk jr and lizza knew this prior to him being appointed as HHS, and instead of telling anyone, he decided to save it for his substack long after rfk jr had made communicable disease into federal policy, that's completely fucked
November 22, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Everyone in this is so scuzzy they made a southern GOP Governor look like the normal one
Just imagine him standing over someone and jalopy-cranking those words out all romantically
Okay, but, just reading it robs it of the undeniable sexual maelstrom of hearing him say it aloud
"Yr open mouth awaiting my harvest,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr., who is now the Secretary of Health and Human Services, had written to my then-fiancé. “Drink from me Love.”"
November 22, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Just imagine him standing over someone and jalopy-cranking those words out all romantically
Reposted by Corky KneiFALL 🍂
November 22, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Okay, but, just reading it robs it of the undeniable sexual maelstrom of hearing him say it aloud
"Yr open mouth awaiting my harvest,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr., who is now the Secretary of Health and Human Services, had written to my then-fiancé. “Drink from me Love.”"
November 22, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Okay, but, just reading it robs it of the undeniable sexual maelstrom of hearing him say it aloud
Reposted by Corky KneiFALL 🍂
I want to get ahead of this... I am also part of this podcast, I did the voice for Baby Jesus.
A "blindsided" Bell learned she was starring in Fox Nation's "new" podcast—made from an audiobook she and other celebrities recorded 15 years ago—with the rest of us.
www.avclub.com/kristen-bell...
www.avclub.com/kristen-bell...
Kristen Bell also very surprised to learn she's Fox News' new Mary Magdalene
Kristen Bell also very surprised to learn she's Fox News' new Mary Magdalene
www.avclub.com
November 21, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I want to get ahead of this... I am also part of this podcast, I did the voice for Baby Jesus.
Vanity Fair found out Nuzzi was secretly texting Old Farmer's Almanac
November 22, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Vanity Fair found out Nuzzi was secretly texting Old Farmer's Almanac
Reposted by Corky KneiFALL 🍂
imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy