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GET OUT OF MY WAY!

@getoutofmyway.bsky.social

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I love dogs and people, except racist dogs and people. Love the sound of laughter, so I crack wise. “A Comedy of Social Disarray. In a world of hot takes and hotter messes, [GetOutOfMyWay] stands out like a peacock at a pigeon convention.” -Bluesky Roast

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GET OUT OF MY WAY! @getoutofmyway.bsky.social · 3h

Hey, MAGA.
Remember this?
Well, you got treaded on, motherfuckers.

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GET OUT OF MY WAY! @getoutofmyway.bsky.social · 3h

Jesus Christ, you can do three Viking Rhine River cruises for the price of this floating shitshow.

GET OUT OF MY WAY! @getoutofmyway.bsky.social · 3h

To Dr. Phil and everyone like him:

GET OUT OF MY WAY! @getoutofmyway.bsky.social · 3h

You're gonna cry now, Donald?

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 5h

Trump: "I don't take questions from ABC fake news after what you did with Stephanopoulos to the vice president of the United States."

GET OUT OF MY WAY! @getoutofmyway.bsky.social · 3h

But funny.

GET OUT OF MY WAY! @getoutofmyway.bsky.social · 3h

Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 3h

Look for the helpers

www.rawstory.com/dr-phil-trump/

Dr Phil faces 'total collapse' after MAGA alignment backfires massively: report

Dr. Phil McGraw's attempt to transition from daytime television personality to a politically aligned media mogul during Donald Trump's second presidential term has been marked by spectacular failure a...

www.rawstory.com

GET OUT OF MY WAY! @getoutofmyway.bsky.social · 3h

Infants. Every last one of them.

Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 4h

Freedom of Press...

Trump refuses to take questions from ABC News in "retribution for George Stephanopoulos’ interview with JD Vance".

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GET OUT OF MY WAY! @getoutofmyway.bsky.social · 4h

I mean compared to the shit he really eats, this is tame.

GET OUT OF MY WAY! @getoutofmyway.bsky.social · 4h

Honestly, I don't see this on his timeline, but that makes it 70 times funnier.

Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 4h

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GET OUT OF MY WAY! @getoutofmyway.bsky.social · 4h

don't forget the napkins

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 6h

As another Jewish woman in the industry, I can clear this up: It's due to her being an asshole.

Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 7h

Fox News host Emily Compagno claims that the backlash to Bari Weiss being named CBS News editor-in-chief is due to her being Jewish:

"This kind of thing would make me laugh if there was not an antisemitic thread in there."

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 5h

I really just once a reporter would reply “oh are you gonna cry about it”

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 5h

Trump: "I don't take questions from ABC fake news after what you did with Stephanopoulos to the vice president of the United States."

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GET OUT OF MY WAY! @getoutofmyway.bsky.social · 5h

oooooOOOOOOoooooo!!!

GET OUT OF MY WAY! @getoutofmyway.bsky.social · 5h

OK Grandpa. Hey, it's nap time.

GET OUT OF MY WAY! @getoutofmyway.bsky.social · 5h

There's no on LEFT in the Pentagon press corps. He fucking kicked them all out. So if the remaining ones are still giving him a hard time, that's on him, people.

GET OUT OF MY WAY! @getoutofmyway.bsky.social · 5h

Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 5h

Well, he is full of hot air...

#DonaldTrump #Time

GET OUT OF MY WAY! @getoutofmyway.bsky.social · 5h

I guess this is his way of acknowledging Biden's praise for Gaza.

That he has skinny legs.

GET OUT OF MY WAY! @getoutofmyway.bsky.social · 5h

"But my physical said I'm 216."

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 5h

Trump: "I'm just a little busy. I'd love to go to Argentina. I'd like to be like Biden. I'd like to go to the beach. My legs are not quite as thin as his. My legs are slightly heavier, my arms are slightly larger. My body is a little bit larger than his. I'm not sure it would be appreciated."

GET OUT OF MY WAY! @getoutofmyway.bsky.social · 5h

Uh oh. Trump's brain's floppy drive from 2015 somehow got rebooted.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 5h

Trump on immigrants: "They send up their worst people. They send up people that are criminals. They send up people from jails. And the best ones they send are people that don't work very hard and that are on a social form of welfare."

GET OUT OF MY WAY! @getoutofmyway.bsky.social · 5h

Cameltoeneck

Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 5h

omfg

GET OUT OF MY WAY! @getoutofmyway.bsky.social · 5h

Oboy. Another conflict Trump will take credit for solving.

NPR @npr.org · 5h

The army in Madagascar seized power on Tuesday, days after the president fled the African island nation saying he feared for his life after several weeks of massive anti-government protests. n.pr/4qfA9Vk

Military seizes power in Madagascar following anti-government protests

The army in Madagascar seized power on Tuesday, days after the president fled the African island nation saying he feared for his life after several weeks of massive anti-government protests.

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GET OUT OF MY WAY! @getoutofmyway.bsky.social · 5h

Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 6h

Turns out your assumptions about what republican group chats are like is correct www.politico.com/news/2025/10...

‘I love Hitler’: Leaked messages expose Young Republicans’ racist chat

Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape.

www.politico.com

GET OUT OF MY WAY! @getoutofmyway.bsky.social · 5h

Tony Pentimalli @tonywriteshere.bsky.social · 5h

Charlie Kirk built a career painting targets on people’s backs then called it faith freedom & patriotism His death is tragic but it exposes a nation where hate has become a broadcast frequency Words don’t need orders to kill when they’re amplified to millions Read:
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GET OUT OF MY WAY! @getoutofmyway.bsky.social · 5h

I never knew a genuinely generous person who bragged about their generosity.

BUT HERE HE IS.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 5h

Trump: "The funding for New York, and for every place, comes through the White House. And I'm very generous, and I was always very generous with New York. But I wouldn't be generous to a communist that's gonna take the money and throw it out the window."

GET OUT OF MY WAY! @getoutofmyway.bsky.social · 5h

FUN FACT: This same asshole used to bitch on Biden for using a teleprompter.

FactPost @factpostnews.bsky.social · 5h

Trump complains again about the teleprompter at the UN:

"I found that I didn't have a speech because I had no teleprompter. They turned off my teleprompter purposely. They made it impossible for me, but it didn't silence me."