GET OUT OF MY WAY!
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I love dogs and people, except racist dogs and people. Love the sound of laughter, so I crack wise.
“A Comedy of Social Disarray. In a world of hot takes and hotter messes, [GetOutOfMyWay] stands out like a peacock at a pigeon convention.” -Bluesky Roast
“A Comedy of Social Disarray. In a world of hot takes and hotter messes, [GetOutOfMyWay] stands out like a peacock at a pigeon convention.” -Bluesky Roast
Goddammit I’m trying to hate billionaires and this guy messes it up.
Sergey Brin gave away more than $1.1 billion worth of Alphabet stock this week, with most of the money going to a nonprofit the Google co-founder created
Sergey Brin Gifts $1.1 Billion in Alphabet Stock After AI Rally
Sergey Brin gave away more than $1.1 billion worth of Alphabet Inc. stock this week, with most of the money going to a nonprofit the Google co-founder created.
bloom.bg
November 29, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Goddammit I’m trying to hate billionaires and this guy messes it up.
Quite obviously this is the beautifully inexpensive less-ingredient scrape the bottom Walmart Thanksgiving dinner Trump thinks we should all eat.
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 29, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Quite obviously this is the beautifully inexpensive less-ingredient scrape the bottom Walmart Thanksgiving dinner Trump thinks we should all eat.
Oh nothing, just getting the good china ready for Thanksgiving tomorrow🦃
November 29, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Just a sick fuck.
This bullshit can’t end soon enough.
This bullshit can’t end soon enough.
November 28, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Just a sick fuck.
This bullshit can’t end soon enough.
This bullshit can’t end soon enough.
Hey look. He finally revealed his healthcare plan.
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Hey look. He finally revealed his healthcare plan.
This is one sick motherfucker.
Trump: "Instead of pardons, some of my more enthusiastic staffers were already drafting the paperwork to ship Gobble and Waddle straight to the Terrorist Confinement Center in El Salvador."
November 25, 2025 at 6:21 PM
This is one sick motherfucker.
Why? For fuck's sake, WHY?
Trump just ended a rule limiting a type of pollution that causes heart and lung disease.
The rule was expected to save thousands of American lives every year.
The rule was expected to save thousands of American lives every year.
November 25, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Why? For fuck's sake, WHY?
This is a sadistic fucked up administration.
THEY NEED TO GO.
THEY NEED TO GO.
ICE deported a woman who owned a home in the US for 30 years. A judge banned ICE from deporting her to Sierra Leone where she had been tortured, so it deported her to Ghana, which kidnapped her and sent her back Sierra Leone anyway. ICE is part of this illegal conspiracy.
November 25, 2025 at 6:20 PM
This is a sadistic fucked up administration.
THEY NEED TO GO.
THEY NEED TO GO.
Today's media would have taken this very, very, very, very seriously.
November 25, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Today's media would have taken this very, very, very, very seriously.
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Imagine reading this
OPINION: "Calling the president a fascist does nothing to advance the Democrats’ cause — and more of the party’s leaders would do well to realize that." — Jonathan Zimmerman
To defeat Trump, stop calling him names
Calling the president a fascist does nothing to advance the Democrats’ cause — and more of the party's leaders would do well to realize that, Jonathan Zimmerman writes.
www.inquirer.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Imagine reading this
Already today's winner of the internet.
TEXT: I thought you said to meet at the statue of the topless woman riding a massive rooster
TEXT: Correct, I’m here
TEXT: I’m here too
TEXT: I don’t see you. Is the woman holding a giant fork?
TEXT: No
TEXT: You’re in the wrong place
TEXT: Correct, I’m here
TEXT: I’m here too
TEXT: I don’t see you. Is the woman holding a giant fork?
TEXT: No
TEXT: You’re in the wrong place
November 25, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Already today's winner of the internet.
Why does everybody in the Trump administration look like the bad guy in every John Hughes movie?
November 25, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Why does everybody in the Trump administration look like the bad guy in every John Hughes movie?
The Boy Scouts.
Hegseth wants big strong men in the military but wants to end support of the goddamn Boy Scouts.
Hegseth wants big strong men in the military but wants to end support of the goddamn Boy Scouts.
Documents show the U.S. Military plans to cut support to the Boy Scouts. And, a judge dismissed the indictments against former FBI Director James Comey and N.Y. Attorney General Letitia James. n.pr/43MiquX
U.S. plans to cut ties with Boy Scouts. And, Comey and James' criminal cases dismissed
Documents show the U.S. Military plans to cut support to the Boy Scouts. And, a judge dismissed the indictments against former FBI Director James Comey and N.Y. Attorney General Letitia James.
n.pr
November 25, 2025 at 1:00 PM
The Boy Scouts.
Hegseth wants big strong men in the military but wants to end support of the goddamn Boy Scouts.
Hegseth wants big strong men in the military but wants to end support of the goddamn Boy Scouts.
"Kick their ass and take their gas" was the rallying cry of what turned out to be the failed War on Iraq.
We're gonna try again. And with Trump, we'll fail again.
He'll probably sell the oil fields to Putin.
We're gonna try again. And with Trump, we'll fail again.
He'll probably sell the oil fields to Putin.
Rep. Salazar on Venezuela: "We're about to go in ... we need to go in ... Venezuela for the American oil companies will be a field day"
November 24, 2025 at 10:39 PM
"Kick their ass and take their gas" was the rallying cry of what turned out to be the failed War on Iraq.
We're gonna try again. And with Trump, we'll fail again.
He'll probably sell the oil fields to Putin.
We're gonna try again. And with Trump, we'll fail again.
He'll probably sell the oil fields to Putin.
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Hitting 0.027% of your projections is pretty much cause for dismissal in the actual business world.
November 24, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Hitting 0.027% of your projections is pretty much cause for dismissal in the actual business world.
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When your biggest customer suddenly buys zero of your product, that’s not a “decline.” That’s a fucked up business plan from a lousy businessman.
November 24, 2025 at 1:46 PM
When your biggest customer suddenly buys zero of your product, that’s not a “decline.” That’s a fucked up business plan from a lousy businessman.
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SNL doing Weekend Update on a Monday
absolutely incredible -- CNN host introduces a segment about Trump's "new healthcare proposal," but less than two minutes later breaks into her script to announce "breaking news" that Trump's healthcare proposal is being postponed
November 24, 2025 at 9:28 PM
SNL doing Weekend Update on a Monday
DOGE is not really gone, it’s just been made standard operating procedure now. Please stop celebrating DOGE ‘ending’ as a ‘win.’ It’s not. Their cuts have already killed 600,000 people. Elon stole all your data. Don’t fall for the clickbait.
November 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
aka Monday in America.
🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨
The DOJ’s attempt to prosecute James Comey & Tish James just hit a brick wall. The judge has found the prosecutor’s DOJ appointment unlawful, wiping out the entire case 😳
#breakingnews
The DOJ’s attempt to prosecute James Comey & Tish James just hit a brick wall. The judge has found the prosecutor’s DOJ appointment unlawful, wiping out the entire case 😳
#breakingnews
November 24, 2025 at 7:40 PM
aka Monday in America.
And now officially going on Day 3,231.
Trumpcare
Day 3,230 and counting
Day 3,230 and counting
Trump expected to unveil new health care cost proposal #usnews
November 24, 2025 at 7:37 PM
And now officially going on Day 3,231.
“…orders are presumed to be lawful…”
That’s some world championship bullshit right there.
PRESUME NOTHING from these criminals.
And they ARE criminals.
That’s some world championship bullshit right there.
PRESUME NOTHING from these criminals.
And they ARE criminals.
November 24, 2025 at 7:29 PM
“…orders are presumed to be lawful…”
That’s some world championship bullshit right there.
PRESUME NOTHING from these criminals.
And they ARE criminals.
That’s some world championship bullshit right there.
PRESUME NOTHING from these criminals.
And they ARE criminals.
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The oath to the president is very precise:
"I will obey the orders of the President of the United States and the orders of the officers appointed over me, according to regulations and the Uniform Code of Military Justice. So help me God."
"I will obey the orders of the President of the United States and the orders of the officers appointed over me, according to regulations and the Uniform Code of Military Justice. So help me God."
November 24, 2025 at 3:37 PM
The oath to the president is very precise:
"I will obey the orders of the President of the United States and the orders of the officers appointed over me, according to regulations and the Uniform Code of Military Justice. So help me God."
"I will obey the orders of the President of the United States and the orders of the officers appointed over me, according to regulations and the Uniform Code of Military Justice. So help me God."
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"But slaughtering political opponents? On the Table, Wolf."
November 24, 2025 at 3:39 PM
"But slaughtering political opponents? On the Table, Wolf."
Finally.
FINALLY.
We’re seeing where all this MAGA bullshit is coming from, and it ain’t America.
FINALLY.
FINALLY.
We’re seeing where all this MAGA bullshit is coming from, and it ain’t America.
FINALLY.
Oops! One account boosted by Trump this weekend promoted banning Ilhan Omar from office. The account is based in Africa.
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Trump Amplified Foreign-Based Accounts This Weekend
One account boosted by Trump promoted banning Ilhan Omar from office. The account is based in Africa.
meidasnews.com
November 24, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Finally.
FINALLY.
We’re seeing where all this MAGA bullshit is coming from, and it ain’t America.
FINALLY.
FINALLY.
We’re seeing where all this MAGA bullshit is coming from, and it ain’t America.
FINALLY.