GET OUT OF MY WAY!
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I love dogs and people, except racist dogs and people. Love the sound of laughter, so I crack wise.
“A Comedy of Social Disarray. In a world of hot takes and hotter messes, [GetOutOfMyWay] stands out like a peacock at a pigeon convention.” -Bluesky Roast
“A Comedy of Social Disarray. In a world of hot takes and hotter messes, [GetOutOfMyWay] stands out like a peacock at a pigeon convention.” -Bluesky Roast
That YMCA song? Pure country.
November 30, 2025 at 11:30 PM
That YMCA song? Pure country.
"Everything the Trump brand is famous for. Bedbugs. Everything."
“It is something that has been needed and desired at the White House for over 150 years, but something which no other President was equipped to do…”
November 30, 2025 at 11:27 PM
"Everything the Trump brand is famous for. Bedbugs. Everything."
I had to watch to make sure he really said this brain damaged bullshit.
He really said this brain damaged bullshit.
He really said this brain damaged bullshit.
Reporter: Governor Walz called for the release of your MRI results
Trump: They were perfect like my phone call where I got impeached.
Reporter: Can you tell us what they were looking at?
Trump: I have no idea. It was just an MRI. It wasn’t the brain because I took a cognitive test and aced it.
Trump: They were perfect like my phone call where I got impeached.
Reporter: Can you tell us what they were looking at?
Trump: I have no idea. It was just an MRI. It wasn’t the brain because I took a cognitive test and aced it.
November 30, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I had to watch to make sure he really said this brain damaged bullshit.
He really said this brain damaged bullshit.
He really said this brain damaged bullshit.
The Pope has a word with the man in 27E who is listening to an action movie on his iPad's speakers.
November 30, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Give us a sign against these murderers using your name to kill people.
Any sign. We’ll start with a smite or two and negotiate from there.
Any sign. We’ll start with a smite or two and negotiate from there.
Hegseth reposted Christian scripture shared by GOP today.
I can’t find the Bible passage where Jesus said, “Kill everybody.”
I can’t find the Bible passage where Jesus said, “Kill everybody.”
November 30, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Give us a sign against these murderers using your name to kill people.
Any sign. We’ll start with a smite or two and negotiate from there.
Any sign. We’ll start with a smite or two and negotiate from there.
When can we add murder to Trump’s rap sheet?
Oh yeah. We can’t. SCOTUS gave him permission to commit crimes while in office.
Because death sentences without trial is “for the public good.”
It’s fucked up.
Oh yeah. We can’t. SCOTUS gave him permission to commit crimes while in office.
Because death sentences without trial is “for the public good.”
It’s fucked up.
On the horrific news that Pete Hegseth ordered the killing of boat bombing survivors, remember: The Trump Murder Memo "authorizing" the strikes preemptively clears those carrying them out. That's unusual. And we still haven't heard from the commander who resigned:
newrepublic.com/article/2032...
newrepublic.com/article/2032...
November 30, 2025 at 6:01 PM
When can we add murder to Trump’s rap sheet?
Oh yeah. We can’t. SCOTUS gave him permission to commit crimes while in office.
Because death sentences without trial is “for the public good.”
It’s fucked up.
Oh yeah. We can’t. SCOTUS gave him permission to commit crimes while in office.
Because death sentences without trial is “for the public good.”
It’s fucked up.
Goddammit I’m trying to hate billionaires and this guy messes it up.
Sergey Brin gave away more than $1.1 billion worth of Alphabet stock this week, with most of the money going to a nonprofit the Google co-founder created
Sergey Brin Gifts $1.1 Billion in Alphabet Stock After AI Rally
Sergey Brin gave away more than $1.1 billion worth of Alphabet Inc. stock this week, with most of the money going to a nonprofit the Google co-founder created.
bloom.bg
November 29, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Goddammit I’m trying to hate billionaires and this guy messes it up.
Quite obviously this is the beautifully inexpensive less-ingredient scrape the bottom Walmart Thanksgiving dinner Trump thinks we should all eat.
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 29, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Quite obviously this is the beautifully inexpensive less-ingredient scrape the bottom Walmart Thanksgiving dinner Trump thinks we should all eat.
Oh nothing, just getting the good china ready for Thanksgiving tomorrow🦃
November 29, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Just a sick fuck.
This bullshit can’t end soon enough.
This bullshit can’t end soon enough.
November 28, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Just a sick fuck.
This bullshit can’t end soon enough.
This bullshit can’t end soon enough.
Hey look. He finally revealed his healthcare plan.
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Hey look. He finally revealed his healthcare plan.
This is one sick motherfucker.
Trump: "Instead of pardons, some of my more enthusiastic staffers were already drafting the paperwork to ship Gobble and Waddle straight to the Terrorist Confinement Center in El Salvador."
November 25, 2025 at 6:21 PM
This is one sick motherfucker.
Why? For fuck's sake, WHY?
Trump just ended a rule limiting a type of pollution that causes heart and lung disease.
The rule was expected to save thousands of American lives every year.
The rule was expected to save thousands of American lives every year.
November 25, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Why? For fuck's sake, WHY?
This is a sadistic fucked up administration.
THEY NEED TO GO.
THEY NEED TO GO.
ICE deported a woman who owned a home in the US for 30 years. A judge banned ICE from deporting her to Sierra Leone where she had been tortured, so it deported her to Ghana, which kidnapped her and sent her back Sierra Leone anyway. ICE is part of this illegal conspiracy.
November 25, 2025 at 6:20 PM
This is a sadistic fucked up administration.
THEY NEED TO GO.
THEY NEED TO GO.
Today's media would have taken this very, very, very, very seriously.
November 25, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Today's media would have taken this very, very, very, very seriously.
Reposted by GET OUT OF MY WAY!
Imagine reading this
OPINION: "Calling the president a fascist does nothing to advance the Democrats’ cause — and more of the party’s leaders would do well to realize that." — Jonathan Zimmerman
To defeat Trump, stop calling him names
Calling the president a fascist does nothing to advance the Democrats’ cause — and more of the party's leaders would do well to realize that, Jonathan Zimmerman writes.
www.inquirer.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Imagine reading this
Already today's winner of the internet.
TEXT: I thought you said to meet at the statue of the topless woman riding a massive rooster
TEXT: Correct, I’m here
TEXT: I’m here too
TEXT: I don’t see you. Is the woman holding a giant fork?
TEXT: No
TEXT: You’re in the wrong place
TEXT: Correct, I’m here
TEXT: I’m here too
TEXT: I don’t see you. Is the woman holding a giant fork?
TEXT: No
TEXT: You’re in the wrong place
November 25, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Already today's winner of the internet.
Why does everybody in the Trump administration look like the bad guy in every John Hughes movie?
November 25, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Why does everybody in the Trump administration look like the bad guy in every John Hughes movie?
The Boy Scouts.
Hegseth wants big strong men in the military but wants to end support of the goddamn Boy Scouts.
Hegseth wants big strong men in the military but wants to end support of the goddamn Boy Scouts.
Documents show the U.S. Military plans to cut support to the Boy Scouts. And, a judge dismissed the indictments against former FBI Director James Comey and N.Y. Attorney General Letitia James. n.pr/43MiquX
U.S. plans to cut ties with Boy Scouts. And, Comey and James' criminal cases dismissed
Documents show the U.S. Military plans to cut support to the Boy Scouts. And, a judge dismissed the indictments against former FBI Director James Comey and N.Y. Attorney General Letitia James.
n.pr
November 25, 2025 at 1:00 PM
The Boy Scouts.
Hegseth wants big strong men in the military but wants to end support of the goddamn Boy Scouts.
Hegseth wants big strong men in the military but wants to end support of the goddamn Boy Scouts.
"Kick their ass and take their gas" was the rallying cry of what turned out to be the failed War on Iraq.
We're gonna try again. And with Trump, we'll fail again.
He'll probably sell the oil fields to Putin.
We're gonna try again. And with Trump, we'll fail again.
He'll probably sell the oil fields to Putin.
Rep. Salazar on Venezuela: "We're about to go in ... we need to go in ... Venezuela for the American oil companies will be a field day"
November 24, 2025 at 10:39 PM
"Kick their ass and take their gas" was the rallying cry of what turned out to be the failed War on Iraq.
We're gonna try again. And with Trump, we'll fail again.
He'll probably sell the oil fields to Putin.
We're gonna try again. And with Trump, we'll fail again.
He'll probably sell the oil fields to Putin.
Reposted by GET OUT OF MY WAY!
Hitting 0.027% of your projections is pretty much cause for dismissal in the actual business world.
November 24, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Hitting 0.027% of your projections is pretty much cause for dismissal in the actual business world.
Reposted by GET OUT OF MY WAY!
When your biggest customer suddenly buys zero of your product, that’s not a “decline.” That’s a fucked up business plan from a lousy businessman.
November 24, 2025 at 1:46 PM
When your biggest customer suddenly buys zero of your product, that’s not a “decline.” That’s a fucked up business plan from a lousy businessman.
Reposted by GET OUT OF MY WAY!
SNL doing Weekend Update on a Monday
absolutely incredible -- CNN host introduces a segment about Trump's "new healthcare proposal," but less than two minutes later breaks into her script to announce "breaking news" that Trump's healthcare proposal is being postponed
November 24, 2025 at 9:28 PM
SNL doing Weekend Update on a Monday
DOGE is not really gone, it’s just been made standard operating procedure now. Please stop celebrating DOGE ‘ending’ as a ‘win.’ It’s not. Their cuts have already killed 600,000 people. Elon stole all your data. Don’t fall for the clickbait.
November 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
aka Monday in America.
🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨
The DOJ’s attempt to prosecute James Comey & Tish James just hit a brick wall. The judge has found the prosecutor’s DOJ appointment unlawful, wiping out the entire case 😳
#breakingnews
The DOJ’s attempt to prosecute James Comey & Tish James just hit a brick wall. The judge has found the prosecutor’s DOJ appointment unlawful, wiping out the entire case 😳
#breakingnews
November 24, 2025 at 7:40 PM
aka Monday in America.