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GET OUT OF MY WAY!

@getoutofmyway.bsky.social

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I love dogs and people, except racist dogs and people. Love the sound of laughter, so I crack wise. “A Comedy of Social Disarray. In a world of hot takes and hotter messes, [GetOutOfMyWay] stands out like a peacock at a pigeon convention.” -Bluesky Roast

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GET OUT OF MY WAY! @getoutofmyway.bsky.social · 10h

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Nikkolas Smith @4nikkolas.bsky.social · 1d

after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US.
𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕.
𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.

GET OUT OF MY WAY! @getoutofmyway.bsky.social · 22h

His kids will be born with brain damage.

Oh. Too late.

GET OUT OF MY WAY! @getoutofmyway.bsky.social · 22h

This report means shit.

We need to see the numbers. His cankles definitely say kidney disease, his girth definitely says his LDL is through the roof and his face definitely says nerve damage.

Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 1d

Trump got a Covid vaccine today.

GET OUT OF MY WAY! @getoutofmyway.bsky.social · 22h

His kids will be born with mental deficiencies.

Oops. Too late.

GET OUT OF MY WAY! @getoutofmyway.bsky.social · 1d

We need a logo for our uniforms.

GET OUT OF MY WAY! @getoutofmyway.bsky.social · 1d

AGGHHHHABBBABABBLLLL

a man in a suit and tie is speaking into a microphone with chinese characters on his face .

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is speaking into a microphone with chinese characters on his face .

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GET OUT OF MY WAY! @getoutofmyway.bsky.social · 1d

Wait wait wait wait

Seven was his original imaginary number of wars he ended.

Eight was supposed to be the total if he ended the Ukraine war.

Now eight is his new total?

The man is demented.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Q: The Nobel Peace Prize was announced this morning. Your thoughts?

TRUMP: Which one?

Q: The Nobel Peace Prize. Your thoughts?

TRUMP: I made eight deals, transactions of wars

GET OUT OF MY WAY! @getoutofmyway.bsky.social · 1d

Will Trump restart those seven wars he said he ended? Whatever the fuck they were?

GET OUT OF MY WAY! @getoutofmyway.bsky.social · 1d

SPOOKY FORCE GAZETTE 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @spookyforcefrancis.bsky.social · 1d

BREAKING: It’s official, Portland Frog receives Nobel Peace Prize.

GET OUT OF MY WAY! @getoutofmyway.bsky.social · 1d

I can't wait for a new administration to come in and lower the fucking boom on these goons.

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GET OUT OF MY WAY! @getoutofmyway.bsky.social · 1d

This guy posted an AI video of himself Monday dressed as Batman beating the shit out of immigrants.

BENNY JOHNSON. This guy.

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GET OUT OF MY WAY! @getoutofmyway.bsky.social · 1d

THE BENNY SHOW GUY!?! WHAT?

GET OUT OF MY WAY! @getoutofmyway.bsky.social · 1d

Who wants to be the poor sap who has to turn it in?

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GET OUT OF MY WAY! @getoutofmyway.bsky.social · 1d

Trump just shit himself.

GET OUT OF MY WAY! @getoutofmyway.bsky.social · 1d

BANG ZOOM

GET OUT OF MY WAY! @getoutofmyway.bsky.social · 1d

Hate to be the guy who has to return that to the agency.

Unless Trump will pay the fees.

HAHAHAHAHAHA he never does.

GET OUT OF MY WAY! @getoutofmyway.bsky.social · 1d

Oh sure. I'm gonna believe these goons.

They lied about the woman they shot who they said blocked them in.

They're lying about this.

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GET OUT OF MY WAY! @getoutofmyway.bsky.social · 1d

San Antonio, however, gives Abbott the finger.

"The City of San Antonio said it has no current plans to remove the rainbow crosswalks in the Pride Cultural Heritage District."

Stand strong, P.A.

www.ksat.com/news/local/2...

GET OUT OF MY WAY! @getoutofmyway.bsky.social · 1d

Oh they're on a roll now.

MSNBC @msnbc.com · 1d

MSNBC EXCLUSIVE: The acting U.S. Attorney in Maryland is moving forward quickly to seek criminal charges against President Donald Trump’s former national security adviser John Bolton, according to two people familiar with the case.

GET OUT OF MY WAY! @getoutofmyway.bsky.social · 1d

Yup.

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GET OUT OF MY WAY! @getoutofmyway.bsky.social · 1d

Try jogging, Governor. Oh, wait...

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Greg Abbott tells Pritzker to "stop complaining and do some pushups"

GET OUT OF MY WAY! @getoutofmyway.bsky.social · 1d

The report hides that, but the CPD can summon that up in a heartbeat.

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GET OUT OF MY WAY! @getoutofmyway.bsky.social · 1d

Here's the van they sped off in. It's a hit and run. They smashed the bumper off a parked car when they took her away.

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GET OUT OF MY WAY! @getoutofmyway.bsky.social · 1d

Wait'll he gets a load of the photos from the major cities.

NO ONE will have that much money to pay for the people who will show up.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Sen. Roger Marshall: "October 18 is when the protest gets here. This will be a Soros paid-for protest for his professional protesters. The agitators show up. We'll have to get the National Guard out. Hopefully it will be peaceful. I doubt it."