GET OUT OF MY WAY!
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I love dogs and people, except racist dogs and people. Love the sound of laughter, so I crack wise.
“A Comedy of Social Disarray. In a world of hot takes and hotter messes, [GetOutOfMyWay] stands out like a peacock at a pigeon convention.” -Bluesky Roast
“A Comedy of Social Disarray. In a world of hot takes and hotter messes, [GetOutOfMyWay] stands out like a peacock at a pigeon convention.” -Bluesky Roast
The last day of Trump being harmless was the day before Obama won the first time.
November 29, 2025 at 9:33 PM
The last day of Trump being harmless was the day before Obama won the first time.
I want to massage the shit out of that sandwich.
November 29, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I want to massage the shit out of that sandwich.
Walmart’s $25 Thanksgiving right there.
November 29, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Walmart’s $25 Thanksgiving right there.
Oy, we have to really sharpen our spelling skills.
November 28, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Oy, we have to really sharpen our spelling skills.
What country did this pic come from?
November 28, 2025 at 9:50 PM
What country did this pic come from?
I am hereby declaring this motherfucker is too brain damaged to run my country and must be declared incompetent. He needs to be removed from the White House immediately.
November 28, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I am hereby declaring this motherfucker is too brain damaged to run my country and must be declared incompetent. He needs to be removed from the White House immediately.
I’m in. I’m so in.
November 28, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I’m in. I’m so in.
Trump is the world's worst comedian, and his staff is the world's worst audience.
November 25, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Trump is the world's worst comedian, and his staff is the world's worst audience.
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When your biggest customer suddenly buys zero of your product, that’s not a “decline.” That’s a fucked up business plan from a lousy businessman.
November 24, 2025 at 1:46 PM
When your biggest customer suddenly buys zero of your product, that’s not a “decline.” That’s a fucked up business plan from a lousy businessman.