GET OUT OF MY WAY!
@getoutofmyway.bsky.social
I love dogs and people, except racist dogs and people. Love the sound of laughter, so I crack wise.
“A Comedy of Social Disarray. In a world of hot takes and hotter messes, [GetOutOfMyWay] stands out like a peacock at a pigeon convention.” -Bluesky Roast
“A Comedy of Social Disarray. In a world of hot takes and hotter messes, [GetOutOfMyWay] stands out like a peacock at a pigeon convention.” -Bluesky Roast
Just a sick fuck.
This bullshit can’t end soon enough.
This bullshit can’t end soon enough.
November 28, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Just a sick fuck.
This bullshit can’t end soon enough.
This bullshit can’t end soon enough.
Hey look. He finally revealed his healthcare plan.
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Hey look. He finally revealed his healthcare plan.
Today's media would have taken this very, very, very, very seriously.
November 25, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Today's media would have taken this very, very, very, very seriously.
Why does everybody in the Trump administration look like the bad guy in every John Hughes movie?
November 25, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Why does everybody in the Trump administration look like the bad guy in every John Hughes movie?
Hitting 0.027% of your projections is pretty much cause for dismissal in the actual business world.
November 24, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Hitting 0.027% of your projections is pretty much cause for dismissal in the actual business world.
Sorry, but holy shit…
November 24, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Sorry, but holy shit…
Checking in on that first peace in the Middle East in thousands of years…
November 24, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Checking in on that first peace in the Middle East in thousands of years…
Norman Lear was pulling our leg in 1971 with Rev. Felcher (later replaced by Dr. Chong when apparently CBS figured it out).
November 23, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Norman Lear was pulling our leg in 1971 with Rev. Felcher (later replaced by Dr. Chong when apparently CBS figured it out).
Thanks a pantload.
November 22, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Thanks a pantload.
Well, howdy.
November 22, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Well, howdy.
New thread on Truth
November 22, 2025 at 2:26 AM
New thread on Truth
Stephen Miller had to run outside during this.
November 21, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Stephen Miller had to run outside during this.
Stephen Miller now:
November 21, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Stephen Miller now:
Some things really need to be left alone. The New Yorker:
November 21, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Some things really need to be left alone. The New Yorker:
Enhance. Enlarge. WTF IS THAT???
November 21, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Enhance. Enlarge. WTF IS THAT???
Sure explains why he dressed himself the other night.
November 21, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Sure explains why he dressed himself the other night.
Eventually, we all snap and get in their faces. I get it.
November 21, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Eventually, we all snap and get in their faces. I get it.
"Doing my best."
November 21, 2025 at 12:57 AM
"Doing my best."
We have found the strangest allies since Jan. 6th, Susan.
Just a remarkable era we're in.
Just a remarkable era we're in.
November 21, 2025 at 12:36 AM
We have found the strangest allies since Jan. 6th, Susan.
Just a remarkable era we're in.
Just a remarkable era we're in.
If you identify as pro-life, this president utterly trashes the sanctity of life. He thrives on death threats a little too much.
He’s not even pro-choice.
He’s pro-death. 100%.
He’s not even pro-choice.
He’s pro-death. 100%.
November 20, 2025 at 7:02 PM
If you identify as pro-life, this president utterly trashes the sanctity of life. He thrives on death threats a little too much.
He’s not even pro-choice.
He’s pro-death. 100%.
He’s not even pro-choice.
He’s pro-death. 100%.